Re: a comment on Life on the Sidewalk (with superfluous vulgarisms) by ?-Dave_Mysterious-?	29-Sep-03/5:48 AM
Once, when I was about 12, me and my friend (the one who got killed in a drive-by) broke into a skag warehouse just off the M4. We did the whole lot right there and then. Boy, was that a real bad idea! I ODed and had to be rushed to hospital. My mum went fucking ape-shit. She told me I wasn't welcome at home any more and stormed away in tears. Then the doctor came in. He said he was tired of treating little punks like me and threw me out the back door along with the medical waste. I wandered the streets for a long time. I was really fucking freezing cold; it was snowing and I was still wearing my backless hospital gown. Eventually I found this homeless shelter. There was this guy dressed as santa clause, with a real crumby fake beard. He was a real phoney. He was giving out presents and cups of lettuce soup to homeless kids, so I went up to see him. But then I just puked up in his face, I didn't mean to, I swear to god, but I did. He hauled me out onto the street and started to kick my fucking face in. I looked up at him pleadingly, his santa's beard dripping with puke and all. Then he took a real heavy present and lobbed it at my head. It took a couple of teeth out. I pushed myself up from the freezing slush, and opened the parcel. It was a Corby trouser press.
Re: religion by ThePariahDog	28-Sep-03/5:41 PM
Jesus loves you.
Re: Pin worms and cake. by baphomet	28-Sep-03/5:30 PM
15/35 = 3/7
Re: A spectacular poem by a handsome man by <{Baba^Yaga}>	28-Sep-03/5:12 PM
Wait, are you saying you actually went to a poetry reading place? What did you expect?
Re: If i go out I'll catch it and see the uglys. by baphomet	28-Sep-03/5:02 PM
Perhaps it might interest you to know that I have rabies.
Re: a comment on Escape is an Unaffordable luxury by Freethinker1602	28-Sep-03/4:22 PM
There is indeed no such word as 'therefor'. There is, nonetheless, a word 'therefore'. Dunce.
Re: a comment on >~{In the Shadow of a Crooked Ceiling}~< by ?-Dave_Mysterious-?	27-Sep-03/5:30 PM
I see. I've watched Tron but not Chud. I hope it comes on TV soon.
Re: paper boats by sally6479	27-Sep-03/5:23 PM
I particularly like the first inversion around lines 5 to 6.
Re: a comment on Ginger Prawns prior to Sea world with Jeremy Irons by Bachus	27-Sep-03/5:13 PM
It's on my birth certificate.
Re: Ginger Prawns prior to Sea world with Jeremy Irons by Bachus	26-Sep-03/4:57 PM
Mensturate in the shark pool!!! Why didn't I think of that?
Re: bumblebee robot by FreeFormFixation	26-Sep-03/4:54 PM
Bees are really excellent.
Re: Conform by oldschool	26-Sep-03/4:50 PM
I see you have really bucked the system by refusing to use an apostrophe to indicate a contraction. Power to the people!
Re: Life's Work by baughworm	26-Sep-03/4:37 PM
The second verse is quite excellent, but then it got a bit soppy.
Re: AND A NICE CUP OF CHAR by Garrett S Sexton	26-Sep-03/4:23 PM
I smoke Lambert and Butler. Otherwise accurate. -9-
Re: a comment on >~{In the Shadow of a Crooked Ceiling}~< by ?-Dave_Mysterious-?	26-Sep-03/4:11 PM
Now corrected. I went through this poem loads of times before posting it to look for stupid little mistakes like that, but still had to edit it again when I realised I'd missed an N out of "Alec Guinness". What is Chud-Tron? is it a robotic version of Dr Chud of Misfits fame? I sincerely hope so.
Re: a comment on The fetus farm by horus8	26-Sep-03/7:24 AM
Zombies ate my neighbours.
Re: a comment on >~{In the Shadow of a Crooked Ceiling}~< by ?-Dave_Mysterious-?	26-Sep-03/7:14 AM
I don't understand.
Re: ME AGAIN by oldschool	25-Sep-03/4:40 PM
What school did you go to? I was at Eton.
Re: The Light by the_unknown_angel83	25-Sep-03/4:38 PM
How can you live with yourself knowing that you wrote this poem?
Re: Coagulated Sentences by J.B. Manning	25-Sep-03/4:35 PM
I could clarify this claptrap with a clairvoyant clang of my clavichord.