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20 most recent comments by ?-Dave_Mysterious-? (221-240) and replies

Re: a comment on Life on the Sidewalk (with superfluous vulgarisms) by ?-Dave_Mysterious-? 30-Sep-03/4:27 PM
It was a Cadillac Coupe Deville.
Re: a comment on A spectacular poem by a handsome man by <{Baba^Yaga}> 30-Sep-03/4:24 PM
I once saw this thing on TV where some bloke went to a poetry evening pretending to be an aspiring new poet, then when it was his turn he just started counting indefinitely to see how far he could get. It was awesome.
Re: a comment on Wanting by J.B. Manning 30-Sep-03/4:18 PM
Eggsactly.
Re: Perversions 8: The Reckoning by razorgrin 30-Sep-03/6:49 AM
A fine example to any aspiring young poets. -10-
Re: Timber! by Shardik 30-Sep-03/6:46 AM
Do you examine your stools in the bowl? I was once having a conversation about it, and three of my friends all said they did this, and they thought I was really weird for not doing. Who is right?

N.B. -10-
Re: AIDS in a van by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 30-Sep-03/6:41 AM
This poem is just a shameless cash-in on the popularity of AIDS. -0-
Re: a comment on Wanting by J.B. Manning 30-Sep-03/6:31 AM
I eggspect you're just a bit upset that I didn't like your poem.
Re: Wanting by J.B. Manning 29-Sep-03/4:49 PM
Your poems have revolutionised the concept of boredom.
Re: a comment on EGG by ?-Dave_Mysterious-? 29-Sep-03/4:10 PM
A true poet would never say that. You're just jealous because I've managed to put more power into these three lines than you have in your entire poetry writing career.
Re: a comment on Trapped in a horseshoe by INTRANSIT 29-Sep-03/3:58 PM
I once had a brief liason with a woman whose nipples were the exact colour of absinthe.
Re: a comment on EGG by ?-Dave_Mysterious-? 29-Sep-03/3:53 PM
Ideally there would be about 10 different cases so I could represent the slow, descending tone of the final "egg". Like if you were shouting "noooooooooooooooo..." as you dived out into the road in slow motion to save your disabled son from being run over by a lorry.
Re: a comment on EGG by ?-Dave_Mysterious-? 29-Sep-03/3:50 PM
I spent approximately 32 hours on this poem. With no breaks. Except to go to the toilet, obviously.
Re: a comment on Life on the Sidewalk (with superfluous vulgarisms) by ?-Dave_Mysterious-? 29-Sep-03/3:45 PM
Baddafuckup.
Re: a comment on Love doggerel by thavimatola 29-Sep-03/3:42 PM
halon n. chem. any of various gaseous compounds of carbon, bromine and other halogens, used to extinguish fires.

What?

a)Halons are compounds (molecules), fission is a nuclear process.
b)The elements in these molecules have lower atomic numbers than iron, so they wouldn't spontaneously fission anyway (their nuclei have a lower mass than their component nucleons)

I did just find out that "lyrate" is a word meaning "lyre shaped" though, which is pretty excellent.
Re: a comment on War Grave by Caducus 29-Sep-03/3:17 PM
I havn't seen that film, but the graveyard at the end of "The Good, The Bad and the Ugly" is really excellent.
Re: War Grave by Caducus 29-Sep-03/6:07 AM
You must have lots of painful memories about the war.
Re: body image by http://mulberryfairy 29-Sep-03/6:04 AM
You should have just drawn an ASCII picture of a naked woman's body.
Re: a comment on Love poem (on sense and experience) by thavimatola 29-Sep-03/6:03 AM
And you forgot to check "drug references".

(p.s. -2-)
Re: a comment on Escape is an Unaffordable luxury by Freethinker1602 29-Sep-03/5:53 AM
No way!
Re: a comment on Life on the Sidewalk (with superfluous vulgarisms) by ?-Dave_Mysterious-? 29-Sep-03/5:49 AM
Try living my life for a while before you judge me so harshly.


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