I think your caps should be in the middle of line three, giving it somewhat of an arc. Like a small girl grossed out and sqealing. funny funny funny.

Dave,

This is truely......well...a mystery! But you did expend effort to type all the letters..so please accept a heartfelt 1.

wow, what a freaking literary genious you are.

great clarity, you are obviously a man who has no trouble grappling with your immense intellect.

Since there had been some dispute over the merit of this poem, I would like to explain why I wrote it:

a)Eggs provide a tasty, nutritious and versatile snack. They can be prepared in a great variety of different ways, e.g. boiled, poached, fried, scrambled, barbequed, fermented, etc.
b)The standard chicken egg is ejected from the chicken's only orifice (not including beak).
c)Aside from chicken eggs, several other types of egg are delightfully entertaining, e.g. quail eggs, dinosaur eggs, etc.
d)Sick, slime-oozing eggs are also laid by aliens, possibly some kinds of mutants, and to a lesser extent, insects.
e)There are many amusing egg-based puns which can be made, especially during the run-up to Easter.
f)Eggs are just obviously excellent.
g)Egg.
h)The theme tune from Monkey Magic contains the line "They were born from an egg on a mountain top".
i)The egg is a much more efficient method of spawning oneself than giving birth to live young.
j)If you don't like eggs, then you are gay.
k)How could you possibly not think a poem about an egg was great?
l)The sound "Egg" is also present in a number of respectable names such as Egbert and Eggnlebert Humpledink.
m)They make admirable projectiles.
n)Q.E.D.

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i foudn this funnier than my line fuck poem

This is awful. 0

In 1992 the acclaimed director Nicholas Novi presented Placido Domingo with his handmade egg, decorated with a portrait of Peter The Great.

surely one egg would have been un oeuf!!!!111
quack quack quack quack

The poem you wrote so doesn't make any sense? What kind of poet are you?

True to the title

I think it becomes a little redundant, oblong as it were toward the end. I like the first stanza. But from there is seems to drag a little. the ending is powerful but it feels a trifle long.

i would take an e or 2 out of the final line, and perhaps add a bit more repetition to the middle.

well normally i would say that this is just a waste of freakin space but.... however i think it is funny in a stupid kind of way! see yall have to try and pretend you are or are as close as a normal persons mind can get to ole daveys here to understand this POEM if thats what you want to call it. my conclusion: there is no fuckin meaning you idiots that keep saying the poem is awful and the poet is a fuckwit.... hes delibertly being a "fuckwit" to get either a) a rise out of people or b) a laugh out of people..... I chose to laugh my ass off but not at the poem, at the jerks who take this poem seriously and critisize it... HELLO YOU MORONS, THERES NOTHING TO CRITISIZE! AND DAVEY IM GIVING YOU A 10 JUST CUS IM IN A GOOD FUCKIN MOOD TODAY LMAO!

hmmm EGG maybe

this is funny i like it

Just a note: try saying Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeegggggggggggg

you'll find it's not different from say

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeegggggggggggggggggggggggg or

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeggggggg. that's because, as all choral teachers preach, you can't hold out a consonant without putting an extra vowel on the end. just a thought

A very interesting piece, a style I have not seen before, are we saying what we would like for dinner? hehehehe......... very funny.............