?-Dave_Mysterious-?7 Dec 2003

Congratulations, Sir! You have me in checkmate I fear: If I do not reply, you win the argument by default, yet if I do, I prove your claim that I am a "pre-adolescent fuckwit" by appearing so childish as worry over the afore said insult.

However, I have one last pawne up my sleeve:

Have you stopped being gay yet?