| Re: a comment on Orchidess by abecedarian |
7-Oct-03/2:53 AM |
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Maybe the idea was just stolen off "The Wall".
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| Re: a comment on Wanting by J.B. Manning |
6-Oct-03/4:44 PM |
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| Re: a comment on Wanting by J.B. Manning |
6-Oct-03/4:43 PM |
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I can't help reading your poetry. It's like watching someone being mangled in a combine harvester.
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| Re: a comment on Life on the Sidewalk (with superfluous vulgarisms) by ?-Dave_Mysterious-? |
6-Oct-03/4:40 PM |
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Look, despite my upbringing on the bad side of town, I have an IQ of almost 109. I think it's time you stopped trying to wrestle with the intellectual giants.
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| Re: a comment on The Wrath of Dan Ackroyd by ?-Dave_Mysterious-? |
6-Oct-03/4:35 PM |
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Idiot. I was using Dan Ackroyd as a metaphor for John Candy.
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| Re: the meeting by richa |
6-Oct-03/4:28 PM |
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Ponderous, yet somehow still very tactile. -8-
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| Re: Ravens Flight - Voices of Spite (My First Ever Vilanelle) by Don-Quixote |
6-Oct-03/4:26 PM |
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I like the way you used the lawyer as a metaphor for incest. -9-
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| Re: a comment on Trapped in a horseshoe by INTRANSIT |
6-Oct-03/4:24 PM |
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You might say that it was a libation liason.
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| Re: a comment on Wanting by J.B. Manning |
6-Oct-03/5:16 AM |
My opinions about your poetry are entirely contained within my remarks. Therefore, if you don't like my remarks, you don't like my opinions about your poetry. If you can't accept some criticism, you'll never develop as a poet. I can understand your stupidity, but I can't eggscuse your arrogance.
Also, you can't make your comments more true by writing Yiddish at the end of them.
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| Re: a comment on Life on the Sidewalk (with superfluous vulgarisms) by ?-Dave_Mysterious-? |
6-Oct-03/5:10 AM |
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I am about 5000 times more articulate than you. Quite what my penis, which you seem to have developed some fascination with, has to do with my skill at poetry, I'm not really sure. And it was a '57 Coupe Deville. With a Corby trouser press attachment.
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| Re: a comment on Deceit by ?-Dave_Mysterious-? |
6-Oct-03/5:01 AM |
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Which of your personas hate me?
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| Re: Pelted with stones on the common by Bobjim |
1-Oct-03/3:31 PM |
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These are like some sort of pseudo-limericks. 10
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| Re: The Love of -=Dark_Angel=- and J.B.Manning by ho_hum |
1-Oct-03/3:28 PM |
Sir Manning's new verse is fantastic,
It's lyrical, raw and scholastic,
I just think it's swell,
But in case you can't tell
I'm actually being sarcastic.
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| Re: a comment on Wanting by J.B. Manning |
1-Oct-03/3:15 PM |
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No you don't. You're just being a sourpuss. You just wrote a massive ranting paragraph about how utterly uninterested you were in my comments. Does this sound like the behavior of someone who doesn't care? No, the course of action more commonly associated with someone who doesn't care is to do nothing. You are eggceptionally stupid.
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| Re: a comment on Deceit by ?-Dave_Mysterious-? |
1-Oct-03/2:43 PM |
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Practically all my poems are sonnets.
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| Re: I am Jack's Black magic, dude. by Shardik |
30-Sep-03/5:26 PM |
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Is that a poster which costs 3000 in some unit of currency, or a series 3000 poster, or a poster displaying the number 3000?
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| Re: Death, last resort of protection by TheVoiceless |
30-Sep-03/5:21 PM |
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| Re: a comment on Deceit by ?-Dave_Mysterious-? |
30-Sep-03/5:19 PM |
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I don't even understand what that first sentence means. I accept your praise graciously nonetheless.
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| Re: Alone by zixxee |
30-Sep-03/4:58 PM |
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This poem is totally rad!
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| Re: EGG by ?-Dave_Mysterious-? |
30-Sep-03/4:43 PM |
Since there had been some dispute over the merit of this poem, I would like to explain why I wrote it:
a)Eggs provide a tasty, nutritious and versatile snack. They can be prepared in a great variety of different ways, e.g. boiled, poached, fried, scrambled, barbequed, fermented, etc.
b)The standard chicken egg is ejected from the chicken's only orifice (not including beak).
c)Aside from chicken eggs, several other types of egg are delightfully entertaining, e.g. quail eggs, dinosaur eggs, etc.
d)Sick, slime-oozing eggs are also laid by aliens, possibly some kinds of mutants, and to a lesser extent, insects.
e)There are many amusing egg-based puns which can be made, especially during the run-up to Easter.
f)Eggs are just obviously excellent.
g)Egg.
h)The theme tune from Monkey Magic contains the line "They were born from an egg on a mountain top".
i)The egg is a much more efficient method of spawning oneself than giving birth to live young.
j)If you don't like eggs, then you are gay.
k)How could you possibly not think a poem about an egg was great?
l)The sound "Egg" is also present in a number of respectable names such as Egbert and Eggnlebert Humpledink.
m)They make admirable projectiles.
n)Q.E.D.
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