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AND A NICE CUP OF CHAR (Concrete) by Garrett S Sexton
In Great Britain we eat roast dinners every day. The meat used is always best beef, and everyone knows the queen. In Great Britain it is always raining, espically on a bank holiday, when the whole country trudges off to the seaside for the day. In Great Britain we all talk about the war, drink real ale, and smoke Benson and Hedges. In Great Britain

Up the ladder: Her Smile's Salvation
Down the ladder: Weened

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Arithmetic Mean: 6.111111
Weighted score: 5.5555553
Overall Rank: 2459
Posted: September 26, 2003 9:08 AM PDT; Last modified: September 26, 2003 9:08 AM PDT
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[8] hipster flare @ 209.68.66.187 | 26-Sep-03/11:22 AM | Reply
Sounds about right. Don't forget Graham Norton.
[5] Bachus @ 24.126.113.154 | 26-Sep-03/12:55 PM | Reply
In New South Whales we head shoot our palfrey and grow are own thyme shrubbers. 5 fur the tittle
[9] ?-Dave_Mysterious-? @ 195.92.67.68 | 26-Sep-03/4:23 PM | Reply
I smoke Lambert and Butler. Otherwise accurate. -9-
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