Re: a comment on THE BEST POEM EVER!!!!!! by ?-Dave_Mysterious-?	13-May-04/6:31 AM
That is a fantastic rhetorical expression. You truely are a versifier par excellence. You fucking tool.
Re: a comment on inverse square by ex0teric	13-May-04/6:04 AM
1) If my secretary had knockers I would not be on this website at all. I would be finding excuses to rub up against her by the photocopier. As my secretary is twice my age and has smaller boobs than me I therefore conclude that to spy would require a "microscope" rather than a "telescope". As I did not get a diploma in origami from Ken Hom's School of Paper Art, I can't make a microscope from the weighty tome that is the instruction manual on how to behave on this site. So to conclude my first assertation: you are a snot gobbling quendo of failure. 2) Postscripts should be designated as such with the inclusion of a P.S. You did not do this and you therefore fail again. 3) In point of fact you are actually exceedingly gay and therefore a gaymeter is not necessary to asess your gayness. I fail but win 2v1.
Re: FINGER PIE by titan69	13-May-04/5:42 AM
The title of this poem implies one of two things - firstly a pie full of fingers - that would be grotesque, or secondly some form of instruction where you would have to literally finger a pie. The poem however appears to be about putting a child to bed. This poem is confused and poorly written and you may not have noticed but their is a large irrelevant line in the middle. This all leads me to believe that you are a stultified quim.
Re: Prophets by unknown^user	13-May-04/5:34 AM
Are you some kind of automaton churning out small satchels of snot garnished guff?
Re: Swan on Willow Lake by Caducus	13-May-04/5:30 AM
Hilarious, truly; this had me wiping snot of my laptop.
Re: a comment on inverse square by ex0teric	13-May-04/5:28 AM
REPLYING TO OWN COMMENTS GAYNESS LEVEL 10 - ABORT! ABORT!
Re: a comment on Bleeding in the American South by wilco	13-May-04/5:27 AM
Give it a saucer of bread and milk on cold winter evenings.
Re: Heartbroken by PimpinBitch15	12-May-04/2:53 AM
You are a snot gobbler. In no way does this endless mass of cuntbutter deserve anything above an 8. This poem is a narcissistic mess and the imagery is some of the weakest I have ever read.
Re: heart & soul by crwncka1	12-May-04/2:47 AM
A festering phlegm-wod.
Re: Obituary for the Moon by wilco	10-May-04/1:20 AM
BLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH! -10_
Re: Mom by nothingtoanyone	10-May-04/1:16 AM
An endearingly heartfelt guff.
Re: immaculate perception by w~* ATHENA *~w	7-May-04/8:45 AM
Powerful spacing.
Re: Watch Out by Nicholas Monson	7-May-04/8:44 AM
Watch out for Johnny the Greek, He'll bugger up the olymipics, Have a bearded wife, But not care as he prefers sodomy.
Re: love.term by ggawrysi	7-May-04/8:42 AM
guff, syntax error.
Re: The Beginning of the End by justjay	7-May-04/8:42 AM
A peerless, saturated jock strap of meaningless rhetoric.
Re: a comment on Epitaph by philn	7-May-04/7:55 AM
Of course being Welsh you are in your own seperate catergory which has no idea of how ashamed you should be of everyting they have ever done.
Re: a comment on California triolets by zodiac	7-May-04/7:38 AM
I asked first quim face.
Re: Epitaph by philn	7-May-04/6:13 AM
This poem is as entertaining as shopping with pants full of follow through, in a large out of town shopping centre, knowing that you have to get the bus home and someone has taken an overdose in the toilet affording you no possibility of discarding your soiled under garments. -10_
Re: a comment on California triolets by zodiac	7-May-04/6:08 AM
Were you being ironical?
Re: Beard my Homemade Negro Jesus (Improved! With AIDS!) by Everyone	6-May-04/1:43 AM
Splendid, I especially like the inclusion of my omni-back.