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20 most recent comments by Stephen Robins (441-460) and replies

Re: Sarah's Song by wilco 19-May-04/4:54 AM
David Dickinson
Re: The Tony Blair Which Project by wilco 19-May-04/4:53 AM
Ainslee Harriot
Re: Root Shallow by Miggy 19-May-04/4:52 AM
Robert Kilroy-Silk.
Re: a comment on The Plea of the Beneathednessified (New poetry scheme!) by Enkidu 15-May-04/12:45 AM
You have a tiny penis.
Re: a comment on inverse square by ex0teric 14-May-04/10:03 AM
Excuse the interjection, but what caused the faint scratching noise? were the trousers made of sandpaper? does one of the -=Dark_Angel=-'s have a skin condition?

Re: The Plea of the Beneathednessified (New poetry scheme!) by Enkidu 14-May-04/9:58 AM
"Speak now as a man no dog or angel" may benefit from punctuation.

Aside from that this poem is a blender full of turds.
Re: a comment on Diane Keaton's Tits by JoyLuck 14-May-04/9:56 AM
If you want to reopen that failed arguement again I am more than happy, however I think you should quietly nod goodnight to the room, about turn, take a last drink of cognac, shut the study door, climb on the mahogony desk and throw yourself into the bin.

This poem by the way is absolutely appalling.
Re: a comment on The Ballad of Fraser Allonby Q.C., Barrister-At-Law by wFraser Allonby Q.C.w 14-May-04/9:53 AM
Skill!
Re: a comment on The Ballad of Fraser Allonby Q.C., Barrister-At-Law by wFraser Allonby Q.C.w 14-May-04/9:52 AM
Your legs are too fat to suuport you in a job where you would have to be on your feet all day.

You are a failed thin person.
Re: a comment on Waste Replacing by Phalkon 14-May-04/9:49 AM
You are a cockwatcher.
Re: a comment on Waste Replacing by Phalkon 14-May-04/9:47 AM
What are you on about dicknose?

Re: The Ballad of Fraser Allonby Q.C., Barrister-At-Law by wFraser Allonby Q.C.w 14-May-04/5:14 AM
That is splendid.

So you have time to write that but no time for a mug of wallop later in inner temple?

You shameful fraud!
Re: a comment on Waste Replacing by Phalkon 14-May-04/12:14 AM
Shut up dicksplash.
Re: a comment on Waste Replacing by Phalkon 13-May-04/2:02 PM
Ohh it's great you can be an ork and sometimes a troll and you roll dice and move figurines across a plaster of paris board shaped like a huge mountain of death! and then you roll the dice again to see whether you have found the sack of magic axes which allow you +3 attack points against orks but only if they roll three three's in three rows and then you can access the tower where the dragon lives and then you can try and steal her golden dragon eggs and if you can do that you get double wings and if your get double winges you will probalably cum all over your desk and then your Mother will walk in and ban you from warhammer for a week and you will go out into daylight without your +8 magic turbo shield and will be destroyed by the local bullies who have been drinking cider and fornicating with their shell suit clad tartish girlfriends and then you will go through life a bitter man who will go on to be a clerk and feel that your better because you earn more money than those losers who beat you up and you will buy a real set of magic axes and go and kill those people who teased you and then you will be sent to purgatory level three and you will spend your holidays in Thailand creaming over ladyboys and then you will be dead of AIDS. And you will have failed in your quest to free the tabletop of orks and wizards and trolls and your ejaculent
Re: a comment on inverse square by ex0teric 13-May-04/8:08 AM
Looking the wrong way down a telescope does not make very small things look very big, it just makes them appear further away, whereas a microscope enlarges very small things and makes them appear much bigger. However, in view of your rant with hypatia about things on which you clearly know more, I will hold my bombast at bay for the moment. So for now, I cautiously assert that you are a moderate failure of discrete medium sized proportions.
Re: a comment on inverse square by ex0teric 13-May-04/7:50 AM
Apologies, I thought (at least) one of the -=Dark_Angel=-s was a colossal geek.
Re: a comment on inverse square by ex0teric 13-May-04/7:39 AM
And to study computer science? Do you need a bulging brainsack full of immense brain power? Or perchance a predilection for playing role-playing games and corduroy clothing that smell slightly of vinegar and urine?
Re: Waste Replacing by Phalkon 13-May-04/6:52 AM
The title and the first three words made me believe this lyric was about the coversion of bile into feaces in the lower abdomanal tract. Reading the rest of this sorry excuse of a lyric led me to believe that you spend a lot of time playing warhammer in a darkened room with your imaginary friend Peter.

Re: a comment on inverse square by ex0teric 13-May-04/6:42 AM
So any old dunce with a bit of patronage and caked in rhino can get in?
Re: a comment on inverse square by ex0teric 13-May-04/6:33 AM
I am beginning to understand now why Trinity is lauded as such a fine instituion of learning. It's because Prince Charles went there!


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