Re: Scattered Spaces by embersandenvelopes	2-Jun-04/6:03 AM
This is the most pretentious guff ever to have been emitted outside of Channel 4's lesbian unit. Splattered Faces would be a better title.
Re: Piccadilly to Baker Street by Caducus	2-Jun-04/5:45 AM
What are you trying to state about London? - that it is a shithole full of depressed workers, perverted English Gents and corpulent Americans? What about the scrofulous mess who is making all these fairly obvious characterisations?, the fucking mess who has never been to Dunhill on St James's and smoked their splendid pipe tobacco. And, for that matter, never enjoyed the splendid stewed cheese of Simpsons in the City? I daresay he is guiding a black man up his arse as I write these words.
Re: pie man by DR Limerick	1-Jun-04/6:51 AM
There once was a chap called Simon, Who pranced around like Bill Wyman, But Bill he was not, The closest he got, Was splitting Mandy Smith's Hyman.
Re: a comment on Tony Blair's sagging purple johnny by Stephen Robins	23-May-04/11:04 AM
Oh Lord forgive me, what have I done uniting the two greatest wits in the whole of the known world. Shun Shin + nowhereman combined in a ferocious assault of contumely. The affrontary in expressions such as: "lack wit and intellect", "anemic dick" "mucuos like brain" is beguiling in its content and wounding in its venom. Heaven help me, and indeed anyone else they insult with such well thought out revilements as "prat", "twit" or "nuisance".
Re: a comment on Tony Blair's sagging purple johnny by Stephen Robins	21-May-04/3:28 PM
Splendid! Did Lord Jesu' really sound like Stephen Hawkings on poppers?
Re: a comment on Re-drafting by Nicholas Jones	21-May-04/3:21 PM
LOLTTM!! TFF!!
Re: a comment on love comes but once by francis nor capule	21-May-04/3:18 PM
Don't listen to that dithering dolt -=Dark_Angel=-,P.I.he went to the very worst sort of school where cricket and rugby were surplanted by assoication football and hockey. As a consequence -=Dark_Angel=-,P.I. will never gain admittance to the higher echelons of London Society and the very best Gentlemen's clubs. Instead he will have to resign himself to the musty old farts in the National Liberal Club whom he can entertain with tales from his day working as an I.T. contractor for a large multi national corporation. I will toast his good health from Whites whilst enjoying a game of whist and a fine port and discussing with my fellow members the rental yield of our estates.
Re: a comment on Tony Blair's sagging purple johnny by Stephen Robins	21-May-04/3:06 PM
I don't understand your comment. Is this a question to -=Dark_Angel=-,P.I. asking him whether he gets old being a bargin basement? If so I think you ought to at least acknowledge the fact he has changed his name. Anyways, this is all rhetoric, what is a hard fact is that you are poor young scrotum who sadly lacks balls. -5-
Re: a comment on Tony Blair's sagging purple johnny by Stephen Robins	21-May-04/2:59 PM
Even by your flaccid standards, that comment failed to make it past a semi-on.
Re: a comment on love comes but once by francis nor capule	21-May-04/9:06 AM
Oram is the name of a Kiwi (not a fruit but a New Zealandder) New Zealand is an island just south of Hawaii. Strauss was a famous composer, and also and Englishman on his debut at Lords. Lords is a cricket ground. Tea is an afternoon meal which involves tiffin and a cup of cha. Strauss was made to attempt to strike the ball, and he missed, an indication that the ball had just missed the outside edge. Strauss undid orams good work and clipped - ie. delicately spanked, him on his leg side four four of the Queen's runs. I trust this has made the game easier to understand. We are now 208 for 1.
Re: a comment on love comes but once by francis nor capule	21-May-04/8:55 AM
England New Zealand - except we are now 198-1.
Re: a comment on love comes but once by francis nor capule	21-May-04/8:46 AM
Yep. 192-1 - now thats worth discussing at length.
Re: a comment on love comes but once by francis nor capule	21-May-04/8:30 AM
Don't get him started on his wife.
Re: a comment on Tony Blair's sagging purple johnny by Stephen Robins	21-May-04/8:28 AM
Because they wouldn't let bothersome oiks like you in his splendid vicinity.
Re: Focus by Signature	21-May-04/7:53 AM
This poem is a pool of rancid flange juice left on the seat of a sunshine bus by an elderly citizen.
Re: Unwed by gilded in gold	20-May-04/11:33 AM
You are a voided homa.
Re: The Other Side Of Never by <{Baba^Yaga}>	19-May-04/5:02 AM
Judith Chalmers
Re: Fighting before bed by zodiac	19-May-04/5:02 AM
Mr T
Re: Title by large_geese	19-May-04/5:00 AM
Flowella Benjamin
Re: Sarah's Song by wilco	19-May-04/4:59 AM
I have devised a cunning new means of commenting to reflect how good I feel the poem is. It is a simple formula the strength of the poem is the inverse of how unbrown the celebrity I leave as a comment is. A sample may look as follows: Ainslee Harriot : They don't come any browner -10- Robert Kilroy-Silk: The colour and texture of a shamy leather -6- David Dickinson: Orange - A fraud in my brown catergory -bow'ls-