Re: Every Second, Waking Eternity by TheVoiceless	28-Jun-04/6:18 AM
A bubbling mess of green left by a 3 year old on the carpet of a close relative.
Re: Death, last resort of protection by TheVoiceless	28-Jun-04/6:15 AM
The most terrible congealed piece of phlegm ever to have been laid down under the guise of "poetry".
Re: love and hate by jessicasgurl	24-Jun-04/3:25 AM
Do they have schools in your country?
Re: I care 4 you by jessicasgurl	23-Jun-04/7:19 AM
Well done for breaking every cardinal rule which is held sacred on poemranker.
Re: a comment on Niggers Don't Write Poetry by pain killer	23-Jun-04/7:09 AM
You have turded all over your anti-gaye rant by replying to yourself a number of times - this has created an elongated stool of comments which has destroyed the ultimate thread of your commentary. Which I believe is: (Negro ^ Bulging Hard On) + Gay _______________________________ - Nigger = Painkiller Guff
Re: Drunk and Fucked Up by wilco	22-Jun-04/5:50 AM
You are a heavily soiled crapnappy.
Re: saltonstall by mick1776	22-Jun-04/5:48 AM
This poem stinks worse than a prawne covered in brine grease and stewed in the bowels of an elderly woman only to be dislodged by a roaring trump which shredded the old ladies ringpiece! What sir do you think of that?
Re: Drunk and Fucked Up by wilco	22-Jun-04/5:42 AM
Fucktard.
Re: Emma by j_beckfield	22-Jun-04/5:41 AM
GGGGGG U U FFFFFFF FFFFFFF !! G U U FF FF !! G GG U U FFFFF FFFFF !! G G U U FF FF GGGGGG UUUUUU FF FF !!
Re: Me against Me by TruthlessHero	22-Jun-04/5:34 AM
A handy sized guff - ideal for parties, christenings, and embalmings. A truly prawne infested jodphur of violent accomplishment.
Re: a comment on Girl and a Drugstore Novel by snacktime	16-Jun-04/7:52 AM
"god's wife" is a turbo lezza - are a soderestrom?
Re: a comment on Girl and a Drugstore Novel by snacktime	16-Jun-04/7:51 AM
Wrong!!!!! If this poem were a picnic VioletSuede would have eaten it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: The Businessman by abcmonkey78	14-Jun-04/8:38 AM
Poo in a pinstripe.
Re: Hiding by QuirkyWonder	14-Jun-04/5:30 AM
Hell's drooping anus enguffed this poem hole.
Re: becoming by <~>	4-Jun-04/5:54 AM
Considering you have such fantastic chebs, I am shocked no one has left a comment. The poem might be a little pretentious and the verbiage excessive, however the thought of your huge, rounded thr'pennies lands this poem with an instant -10-
Re: a comment on Piccadilly to Baker Street by Caducus	4-Jun-04/5:50 AM
That is the knock out come back I have been waiting for someone on www.poemranker.com to deliver for 15 months. It shall become my shibboleth, I only hope I can carry it off with the delicate aplomb which is natuarally ascribed to such a deft handling of the sacred art of insult.
Re: a comment on Heaven Out Here by wilco	4-Jun-04/5:44 AM
Yawn.
Re: Post-mortem bordem by little_big_nose	3-Jun-04/5:32 AM
Do you collect roadkill? I do; in fact I have the largest collection of pickled otter bums in the whole of South West London.
Re: a comment on The Cessation of Fidelity by wilco	2-Jun-04/7:34 AM
I splipped whilst wiping the spunk of my mouse.
Re: Garden of Monuments by RevHydra	2-Jun-04/7:26 AM
Schloken meine pimmel bitte.