Re: The Spaz by ?-Dave_Mysterious-?	13-Jul-04/2:54 AM
Splendid. This is the best poeme about Spags ever.
Re: a comment on Brando's Dead (slight reprise) by ?-Dave_Mysterious-?	12-Jul-04/12:50 AM
Stick Stick Stick Stick. Is the gameshow host Bob Carolgies?
Re: A Child Once More by Quarton	9-Jul-04/1:21 AM
Childhood was the most painful time of my life. It was only later that I learned that pain was caused the huge growth of my vast penis causing a massive strain on my pelvic floor. It was not until I was diagnosed as having the largest cock in the whole world that I was able to apply for a grant from local government to have a brace made for my legs and back to support the colossal weight of my huge throbbing member. So I will thank you not to write about childhood without reference to children who are afflicted with such terrible afflictions. And what about the islamists, eh?
Re: a comment on Distance by wilco	9-Jul-04/12:40 AM
Would you let a guttersnipe, wipe, the tripe, out of your poo pipe? or are you the type, that would swipe, the ripe tripe, like Michael Stipe?
Re: a comment on My Friend Burgers by ?-Dave_Mysterious-?	7-Jul-04/11:39 AM
If you were to ever meet Fraser you would find his swollen corpulent legs so risible as to render your comment redundant. As it is unlikely you ever will let me describe for you a recent account of him visting his tailor: Fraser: "I should like a suit please" Tailor: "And how do you propose I measure sirs legs sir?" Fraser: "I don't know" Tailor: "Does sir have a trundle wheel?"
Re: a comment on Why you don't fall through the floor by ?-Dave_Mysterious-?	7-Jul-04/8:44 AM
If I could access the damn chat cave I would tell you at length why MC Hammer was as good as Snow on his 1991 album smash "12 inches of Snow". Neither were as good as Skee Lo, who in turn was like a quivering gay in front of the awesome "spaz with a keyboard" Wesley Wallis.
Re: a comment on Why you don't fall through the floor by ?-Dave_Mysterious-?	7-Jul-04/8:29 AM
They are both whack. Jazzy Jeff is by far the best hip hop artist of his generation.
Re: a comment on Absolute Truth (about Quarton) by ?-Dave_Mysterious-?	7-Jul-04/4:53 AM
Under the new censored regime I may only say that your comments are valid and well structured and that your poem although not techincally a limerick had me weepng. Under the old regime, I would have told you "you are a sorry pool of discarded flange gravy".
Re: blobby sums +-*/ by MR Blobby	5-Jul-04/3:35 AM
You simpering half wit.
Re: Worst Sex Ever by Brittanyy	5-Jul-04/2:01 AM
You are a slapper.
Re: Helo everybody is limerck time!! by DR Limerick	2-Jul-04/6:14 AM
You are a prize clot.
Re: Lady Bradbury’s Excursion by Dovina	2-Jul-04/3:33 AM
Absolutely splendid.
Re: a comment on The Weaver's Curse by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.	1-Jul-04/1:05 AM
And as -=Dark_Angel=-,P.I. turns to leave the lecture theatre at the local co-operative colledge, his audible "harrumph" signfying an end to his menstruation, his gravitas is slightly undone by the noise his brand new pumps make on the polished floor.
Re: a comment on Ethnic Smells by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.	30-Jun-04/6:31 AM
Your dedication to guffranker.com is admirable - most people touring the far east would be emptying themselves into the local nightlife. However as you are probably still encased in a pair of deep vein thrombosis tights following the 12 hr flight I beleive you have been most wise not to feast on the local victuals.
Re: a comment on The Weaver's Curse by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.	30-Jun-04/6:27 AM
I attained 22 UCAS points including General Studies - Touché.
Re: a comment on The Weaver's Curse by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.	30-Jun-04/1:38 AM
Shan't. And it's no good you spurting your curd and getting all excited because someone called a spade a negro. In point of fact my comment was extremely valid, this haiku did not provide the foundation stone of the reverential harness which now adorns your mishapen frame. Indeed your early poetry is massively disappointing, EVEN after your attempts to reduce the amount of cod on your user page. -6-
Re: Ethnic Smells by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.	29-Jun-04/5:46 AM
Your first decent poeme.
Re: The Weaver's Curse by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.	29-Jun-04/5:45 AM
You were still writing absolute shite.
Re: Oldfinger by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.	29-Jun-04/5:44 AM
You used to be really shit.
Re: Just One More Time by KatieKaBoom	28-Jun-04/6:21 AM
I should smite your face with a mighty cudgel for such a terrible poem. However as you remind me of the Katie to whose memory I still cling, like a pair of pants to an old man's crotch, I award you a fairly indifferent -7-