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Absolute Truth (about Quarton) (Limerick) by ?-Dave_Mysterious-? There once was a dunce known as Quarton,
Who held no belief in the parton [model of the nucleon]
Instead he preferred
His beliefs more absurd
And his mum was knocked up in Dumbarton
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Posted: July 6, 2004 4:08 PM PDT; Last modified: July 6, 2004 4:08 PM PDTWeighted score: 5.537883 Overall Rank: 2560 Comments:
This is a tour bus to Uranus if I've ever seen one, and I have... Toured Uranus.
inconsequentially boring.
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I love limericks. Hear is one you might like:
There was a young lady from Bright,
who traveled much faster than light.
She departed one day, in a relative way
and arrived on the previous night.
bed. You guys have worn me out.
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