Poemranker [Poem: Absolute Truth (about Quarton)] [by ?-Dave_Mysterious-?] Fri Apr 19 01:05:30 PDT 2024

[10] Quarton @ 12.217.221.61 | 6-Jul-04/7:48 PM | Reply

What can I say but a ten. If I wasn't me, I'd even have a good laugh. (actually, I had one anyway.)
I love limericks. Hear is one you might like:

There was a young lady from Bright,
who traveled much faster than light.
She departed one day, in a relative way
and arrived on the previous night.

[10] Quarton @ 12.217.221.61 > Quarton | 6-Jul-04/7:52 PM | Reply

and please don't tell me I mispelled "here." I think its time for
bed. You guys have worn me out.

[10] Quarton @ 12.217.221.61 > Quarton | 6-Jul-04/8:09 PM | Reply

And before you get started, I know my little poem only has
4 lines.

[n/a] Stephen Robins @ 213.146.148.199 > Quarton | 7-Jul-04/4:53 AM | Reply

Under the new censored regime I may only say that your comments are valid and well structured and that your poem although not techincally a limerick had me weepng. Under the old regime, I would have told you "you are a sorry pool of discarded flange gravy".

[n/a] ?-Dave_Mysterious-? @ 80.42.67.196 > Stephen Robins | 7-Jul-04/7:00 AM | Reply

It is technically a limerick, it's just that "she departed one way, in a relative way" should be two seperate lines.

[n/a] wFraser Allonby Q.C.w @ 195.157.153.253 > ?-Dave_Mysterious-? | 7-Jul-04/7:36 AM | Reply

You are a kettle of freshly-boiled old lady piss.

[n/a] ?-Dave_Mysterious-? @ 80.42.67.196 > wFraser Allonby Q.C.w | 7-Jul-04/7:39 AM | Reply

Explain further.

[9] horus8 @ 24.130.62.63 | 7-Jul-04/7:18 PM | Reply

This is a tour bus to Uranus if I've ever seen one, and I have... Toured Uranus.

[3] Edna Sweetlove @ 81.178.117.218 | 15-May-06/4:56 PM | Reply

inconsequentially boring.