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Absolute Truth (about Quarton)

by ?-Dave_Mysterious-?

Member since 2003 · Posted 6 Jul 2004 · 9 comments

There once was a dunce known as Quarton, Who held no belief in the parton [model of the nucleon] Instead he preferred His beliefs more absurd And his mum was knocked up in Dumbarton

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[10] Quarton 6-Jul-04/7:48 PM Reply
What can I say but a ten. If I wasn't me, I'd even have a good laugh. (actually, I had one anyway.)
I love limericks. Hear is one you might like:

There was a young lady from Bright,
who traveled much faster than light.
She departed one day, in a relative way
and arrived on the previous night.
[10] Quarton › Quarton 6-Jul-04/7:52 PM Reply
and please don't tell me I mispelled "here." I think its time for
bed. You guys have worn me out.
[10] Quarton › Quarton 6-Jul-04/8:09 PM Reply
And before you get started, I know my little poem only has
4 lines.
[n/a] Stephen Robins › Quarton 7-Jul-04/4:53 AM Reply
Under the new censored regime I may only say that your comments are valid and well structured and that your poem although not techincally a limerick had me weepng. Under the old regime, I would have told you "you are a sorry pool of discarded flange gravy".

[n/a] ?-Dave_Mysterious-? › Stephen Robins 7-Jul-04/7:00 AM Reply
It is technically a limerick, it's just that "she departed one way, in a relative way" should be two seperate lines.
[n/a] wFraser Allonby Q.C.w › ?-Dave_Mysterious-? 7-Jul-04/7:36 AM Reply
You are a kettle of freshly-boiled old lady piss.
[n/a] ?-Dave_Mysterious-? › wFraser Allonby Q.C.w 7-Jul-04/7:39 AM Reply
Explain further.
[9] horus8 7-Jul-04/7:18 PM Reply
This is a tour bus to Uranus if I've ever seen one, and I have... Toured Uranus.
[3] Edna Sweetlove 15-May-06/4:56 PM Reply
inconsequentially boring.