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Niggers Don't Write Poetry

by pain killer

Member since 2004 · Posted 22 Jun 2004 · 35 comments

some people think that niggers don't write poetry some people think that using the word "nigger" gives them an edge endows (oh my word) them with cred the very essence of blackness look at me i'm dangerous no you're not you're axle rose and you're SHIT

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[n/a] pain killer 22-Jun-04/12:49 PM Reply
TEN!
[2] god'swife 22-Jun-04/1:06 PM Reply
'cred'? that's a stretch , isn't it? You are the epitome of mediocrity. The Beige Knave, would be a fitting monicker.
[n/a] pain killer › god'swife 22-Jun-04/1:33 PM Reply
the "big" knave....why thank you god's wife, you DO know me after all
i shall call you the crimson spade...seeing as you are on a permanent period and all that...actually i take it back...the crimson spade is far too dramatic for one so, so dull...sniff
[10] jessicasgurl 22-Jun-04/1:17 PM Reply
this a true poem i love it and its so true and all but they can write poems good like this one is awsome
[10] jessicasgurl 22-Jun-04/1:21 PM Reply
thanx i seen you liked my poem thanx alot ur sweet but holla i gotta bounce up out of this peace

PE@CE OUT
[n/a] pain killer › jessicasgurl 22-Jun-04/1:41 PM Reply
thank yew jessicagurl yew are sweet also and i'm glad you like my modest little ditty,(gosh i nearly said deity then, whatever came over me...and no it wasn't you zodiac...oh you wish big boy) wherever i can spread a little enlightenment and pleasure i shalll be happy to point and spray my sprinkler of big and clever words, no that's not me that's little billy mac zodiac@wibble.com...sorry...but yeh jess babe, thanks
[8] MR Blobby 22-Jun-04/2:18 PM Reply
BOLB BLOBBY 8/10
[3] wilco 22-Jun-04/2:29 PM Reply
Who are these people? Why would using the word "nigger" give them "cred"? I'll give you a 3 because I'm intrigued, but you're going to have to explain more if you want a good vote.
[0] horus8 22-Jun-04/4:40 PM Reply
Now you have something in common with niggers besides that gold-tooth and cocked cap.
[0] horus8 22-Jun-04/4:43 PM Reply
Axle Rose rocked, before the weave and beads.
[5] zodiac › horus8 23-Jun-04/12:21 PM Reply
Both of you have misspelled Axl.
[5] zodiac 23-Jun-04/4:26 AM Reply
You're the most middling load of bollocks ever.
[5] zodiac › zodiac 23-Jun-04/4:27 AM Reply
PS-The word 'nigger' is slightly offensive and hardly ever appears on poemranker. Are you sure you didn't mean 'Negro', which is 10x more ace?
[5] zodiac › zodiac 23-Jun-04/4:30 AM Reply
PPS-Your obsession with me is gay to the max. I do wish you'd stop, or at least stop spelling my name ludicrous ways like 'zodiav'.
[5] zodiac › zodiac 23-Jun-04/4:30 AM Reply
PPPS-I don't imagine you will, as you've proven yourself here to be a gay of the highest magnitude.
[n/a] Stephen Robins › zodiac 23-Jun-04/7:09 AM Reply
You have turded all over your anti-gaye rant by replying to yourself a number of times - this has created an elongated stool of comments which has destroyed the ultimate thread of your commentary. Which I believe is:

(Negro ^ Bulging Hard On) + Gay
_______________________________ - Nigger = Painkiller
Guff
[5] zodiac › Stephen Robins 23-Jun-04/12:24 PM Reply
Or else:

((Construct a codpiece out of cod) + (Scream until everyone has left the room))^(an entire hopelessly-gay lifetime)
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. › zodiac 23-Jun-04/5:32 AM Reply
If someone was obsessively attacking -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. I wouldn't want them to stop. Why do you want pain killer to stop? Is he hurting your feelings?
[0] Doug 23-Jun-04/2:24 PM Reply
I quite agree!You and your poetry are actualized shit.I understand the jest of your statement,but that's
no excuse to lower yourself to the same level.Besides
I highly doubt you know anything about the essence of
blackness, being the pasty scotsman you are.Good job jackass you created nine lines of artless, barbarous shit.
[n/a] pain killer › Doug 29-Jun-04/10:22 AM Reply
So you didn't have the bollix to stand up to jack macwibble@zodiac.com and you've joined the lets gang up on pain killer bandwagon...you nearly creamned yourself when zodiac damned you with faint praise...what's up...you scared of him and his big wordy stick?...and Doug...your poetry is shite it keeps me up all night...and guess what...the big boys, you know, the regulars who sup at the poemrankers arms (real ale only) still don't like you...now THAT'S ironic...oh yeh i nearly forgot...irony is a concept yanks just can't get their heads around...(aint that true God's wifey) Doug...very poor
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. › pain killer 29-Jun-04/12:57 PM Reply
I like the way you lurch around gushing about irony, even though every time you make an "ironic" comment you carefully explain why you think it's ironic. You are an idiot of the first class.
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. › pain killer 29-Jun-04/12:59 PM Reply
P.S. There is no "bandwagon" to "gang up" on you. Everyone independently thinks you're a cock.
[0] Doug › pain killer 30-Jun-04/8:53 PM Reply
My balls are small, my words are slight,
I nearly creamed with zoddie's delight.
Painkiller,fuck you,fuck Zodiac,Fuck Horus8(gay),fuck poemstanker,and a big, triple larger than life fuck you to godswife.So kiss my American ass you defeated Scotch and as long as your there, please lick my hangin American crotch!
[5] zodiac › Doug 1-Jul-04/9:38 AM Reply
Is this your leaving rant?
[3] wilco 23-Jun-04/4:03 PM Reply
Get the hose Marge, them pasty Scotsmen done got in the trash again.
[0] donmiguel1960 23-Jun-04/11:50 PM Reply
whats the point
[n/a] pain killer › donmiguel1960 26-Jun-04/2:14 PM Reply
hmmm...lots of wibbles and a fair old bit of honking going on here
in writing about niggers i'm referring to people like tarantino whose liberal sprinkling of the word "nigger" in his movies caused samual jackson who is black and starred in pulp fiction to question tarantino's motives...it appears tarantino was aiming for that all important essence of the street..tarantino is known to be a real "fan boy"

i'm also calling the shots on horus8 whi is basically an unreconstructed twat

and by the way...pain killer is kind of dark skinned himself coming from mixed race parentage and so has a divine right to write things like "niggers don't write poetry"

pain killr is not gay but he will let gordon zodiac@wibble.com rim him if he asks nicely
[0] Doug › pain killer 26-Jun-04/3:32 PM Reply
Fair affirmation pain killer, we'll accept your rendition.
Your much more plausible than the homophobic mixture of M&M and Greg Brady called horus8 or jerimi handjobolis or Indiana Jones and the fucking temple of nice hotel rooms.jerimi is so suburban he makes my great uncle from Topeka look ghetto.Jerimi if I ever see you in my neighborhood I'll kick you to sleep!I'll give you my address if you feel the need, you wished for fish story of lower- middle class America!Your a complete and utter fraud,you know as much about poverty and death as I know of gated developments and Orange County,CA.You and your dad in a high speed chase,yeah right...a high speed chase to the Target to get your mom some tampons you fuckin' poser!Please stop posting your puerile attempts at urban poetry on scarce web space you arcadian jackass.
[5] zodiac › Doug 26-Jun-04/9:45 PM Reply
All of these accusations and more have already been leveled at Jeremi dozens of times, to no great effect. His usual response, 'I'm the Supergay Ultrachrist', never fails to baffle us right off our divans.
[7] richa 28-Jun-04/2:50 PM Reply
If you wrote this in negrese it would better convey that this poeme is about some negro (you) slagging of 'honkies' for misappropriating his 'culture'. Which would be incredibly deep.

Also it is axl rose. There is an easy anagram to help you remember for goodness sake.
[n/a] pain killer › richa 22-Jul-04/2:25 PM Reply
he's back...the black man's back...i'm a cock am i...that's nice to know since you dark angel are a fanny of the first order so we go together like sausage and bacon...a dripping, wibbling fanny...so all i have to say on this matter...and i'm not being ironic here but you are right..i find myself having to explain my attempts at irony every time...but well, the yanks among you just don't get it...i mean this is the nation that thought shouting "NORM" was even remotely funny...ah fuck it i've lost the run of myself altogether

NORM!
[n/a] deleted user › pain killer 12-Aug-04/7:10 AM Reply
To Mr pain killer

Contrary to some's held belief, poemranker is not made up one person with many different user names. As a result replying to for instance a richa and calling it a dark_angel is frowned upon.

Yours

Luther Blissett.
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. › deleted user 12-Aug-04/9:50 AM Reply
Oh, "frowned upon" is it? Yes. Frowned. Thanks ever so much for pointing that out.
[7] richa › -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 12-Aug-04/1:24 PM Reply
That is ok, are you Luther Blissett?
[0] Edna Sweetlove 18-Jun-06/5:45 PM Reply
utter trash. I have shat a better poem.