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inverse square (Free verse) by ex0teric two bodies, drifting
their trajectories intersect
close enough for
an inverse-square relationship
to develop.
they pass,
forever altered by their brief contact.
ages come and go, their orbits,
bent towards each other,
intersect again.
now they are closer,
the cycle repeats itself;
closer,
closer,
closer.
they approach a singularity.
an equilibrium is reached,
a stable orbit.
(or)
they are flung apart,
never to meet again,
except by the most infinitesimal
of probabilities.
(or)
they collide,
and are destroyed.
Up the ladder:
Suck
Down the ladder:
Or So They Say
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GAYNESS LEVEL 10 - ABORT! ABORT!
2) Postscripts should be designated as such with the inclusion of a P.S. You did not do this and you therefore fail again.
3) In point of fact you are actually exceedingly gay and therefore a gaymeter is not necessary to asess your gayness. I fail but win 2v1.
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But not the one who has been accused of secretly wearing his roommate's trousers in the middle of the night.
I guess you could call it his "jodhp-hairs"!!!!!11
a) only ever wear black velvet suits, black silk shirts and bright single-colour ties, and walk around college scowling at everyone.
b) be an abominable offspring of a giant owl, dye your hair a different colour twice a week and lollop around college in striped knee-length socks, huge negro shorts and an Atari t-shirt.
c) style yourself as "Dr Evil" and have gay homo sex with men.
Then I saw the other display next to it which was several giant photographs of a student with her baps out.
1. Horrible bearded pseudo-hippies
2. Smug-faced bearded animu fags
3. Sweating tubs of lard
4. Troll-faced girls
5. Squash-playing teacher's pets
6. Terrifying ethnics
7. A single really fit girl
I've decided on nothing. "Oh." and "Jesus." have just made more sense to me recently than "OMG you're right ;)" or "Dear Lord, you're a gibbering lunatic", respectively. That's bound to change.
B) to remember that I have it.
IIRC, gravity is inverse square -- as two things get closer, they will attract each other more, and get closer, and so on. If I am wrong, then this whole nice little metaphor of mine is moot! >.<;
their trajectories intersect
close enough for
an inverse-square relationship
to develop."
That is buncombe. What do you mean by "close enough for an inverse-square relationship to develop"? The inverse square law applies to two bodies at ANY distance, no matter how large or small. At the present moment, according to the inverse square law, your shrivell'd prune of a body is experiencing the tug of gravity from EVERY other object in the Universe. Including my own buttocks, and the buttocks of every buttock-endowed life form in the universe.