............... ..... ... "Term not found, would you like another search?" search:secondtry.term "Second Try- the unlikely attempt at a second relationship with one who cast the trier aside" create/probability:relationship.prob "Please define intentions." variable A: dinner variable B: walk by the river variable C: sex variable D: re-kindling of love "Probability of variable A- 82%." "Probability of variable B- 43%." "Probability of variable C- 12%." "Probability of variable D- unknown, no found definition for 'love.'" explain:answers.def "A- Dinner is easy; one must only ask." "B- A walk by the river is harmless, but the female will recognize an advance." "C- Sex has already occurred, and is not beyond the realm of improbability, though previously defined circumstances create difficulties." "D- You are asking a machine for answers on love; therefore, you will never find it." run_C:terminate.exe ..." /> ............... ..... ... "Term not found, would you like another search?" search:secondtry.term "Second Try- the unlikely attempt at a second relationship with one who cast the trier aside" create/probability:relationship.prob "Please define intentions." variable A: dinner variable B: walk by the river variable C: sex variable D: re-kindling of love "Probability of variable A- 82%." "Probability of variable B- 43%." "Probability of variable C- 12%." "Probability of variable D- unknown, no found definition for 'love.'" explain:answers.def "A- Dinner is easy; one must only ask." "B- A walk by the river is harmless, but the female will recognize an advance." "C- Sex has already occurred, and is not beyond the realm of improbability, though previously defined circumstances create difficulties." "D- You are asking a machine for answers on love; therefore, you will never find it." run_C:terminate.exe ..." />
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love.term (Programming) by ggawrysi
run_C:poemcreator.exe ...<loading>... "Welcome back, ggawrysi, how may I help you?" run:createhaiku.exe "my love for you waits while you try relationships with some other men" define/variable:relationship.def "Relationship- an experiment in love" define/variable:experiment.def "Experiment-in relationships, taking a risk; not knowing outcomes" display:trackrecord.pdf "Seven hookups, two one-night stands, one serious boyfriend" locate:boyfriend.id "Ben Gillis, 5'8" 165lbs., chemistry major, blonde hair, blue eyes" query:love.que "I have no answer" define/variable:love.def "No definition found." search:love.term ... ..... ...............<searching>............... ..... ... "Term not found, would you like another search?" search:secondtry.term "Second Try- the unlikely attempt at a second relationship with one who cast the trier aside" create/probability:relationship.prob "Please define intentions." variable A: dinner variable B: walk by the river variable C: sex variable D: re-kindling of love "Probability of variable A- 82%." "Probability of variable B- 43%." "Probability of variable C- 12%." "Probability of variable D- unknown, no found definition for 'love.'" explain:answers.def "A- Dinner is easy; one must only ask." "B- A walk by the river is harmless, but the female will recognize an advance." "C- Sex has already occurred, and is not beyond the realm of improbability, though previously defined circumstances create difficulties." "D- You are asking a machine for answers on love; therefore, you will never find it." run_C:terminate.exe ...

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Posted: May 7, 2004 12:36 AM PDT; Last modified: May 7, 2004 12:36 AM PDT
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[n/a] ggawrysi @ 67.81.241.50 | 7-May-04/12:37 AM | Reply
I don't think that this is what a programming poem is, but it's my best try at it...
[7] zodiac @ 67.240.192.199 > ggawrysi | 7-May-04/8:38 AM | Reply
It is, but it would be better in BASIC or if it happened to produce filthy ASCII art when you ran it.
[n/a] Everyone @ 131.111.212.215 > ggawrysi | 7-May-04/4:26 PM | Reply
No. No, no, no, no. What you've got here is "An impossibly cliched, absurdly misguided exposition about the differences between humans and computers, littered with notation so baffling and unlike any sensible environment that the reader is almost convinced he is having a terrifying, unwakeable dream in which he is forced to understand code written in the worst language ever about the most suffocatingly gay topic ever". How you confused that with "programming", I've no idea.
[n/a] Stephen Robins @ 213.146.148.199 | 7-May-04/8:42 AM | Reply
guff, syntax error.
[n/a] edpeterson @ 68.79.7.110 | 7-May-04/8:55 AM | Reply
so.....where's the fucking?
[7] deleted user @ 68.66.196.168 | 7-May-04/4:08 PM | Reply
I find "Programming" a distraction here. This story-poem could be told better, directly in free verse or something.
[10] capachijim @ 24.168.25.13 | 7-May-04/6:08 PM | Reply
yay! I love programming poems!
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