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love.term (Programming) by ggawrysi
run_C:poemcreator.exe
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"Welcome back, ggawrysi, how may I help you?"
run:createhaiku.exe
"my love for you waits
while you try relationships
with some other men"
define/variable:relationship.def
"Relationship- an experiment in love"
define/variable:experiment.def
"Experiment-in relationships, taking a risk; not knowing outcomes"
display:trackrecord.pdf
"Seven hookups, two one-night stands, one serious boyfriend"
locate:boyfriend.id
"Ben Gillis, 5'8" 165lbs., chemistry major, blonde hair, blue eyes"
query:love.que
"I have no answer"
define/variable:love.def
"No definition found."
search:love.term
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"Term not found, would you like another search?"
search:secondtry.term
"Second Try- the unlikely attempt at a second relationship with one who
cast the trier aside"
create/probability:relationship.prob
"Please define intentions."
variable A: dinner
variable B: walk by the river
variable C: sex
variable D: re-kindling of love
"Probability of variable A- 82%."
"Probability of variable B- 43%."
"Probability of variable C- 12%."
"Probability of variable D- unknown, no found definition for 'love.'"
explain:answers.def
"A- Dinner is easy; one must only ask."
"B- A walk by the river is harmless, but the female will recognize an
advance."
"C- Sex has already occurred, and is not beyond the realm of
improbability, though previously defined circumstances create
difficulties."
"D- You are asking a machine for answers on love; therefore, you will
never find it."
run_C:terminate.exe
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Arithmetic Mean: 6.5454545
Weighted score: 5.7727275
Overall Rank: 1758
Posted: May 7, 2004 12:36 AM PDT; Last modified: May 7, 2004 12:36 AM PDT
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