Everyone7 May 2004

No. No, no, no, no. What you've got here is "An impossibly cliched, absurdly misguided exposition about the differences between humans and computers, littered with notation so baffling and unlike any sensible environment that the reader is almost convinced he is having a terrifying, unwakeable dream in which he is forced to understand code written in the worst language ever about the most suffocatingly gay topic ever". How you confused that with "programming", I've no idea.