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20 most recent comments by Shardik (221-240) and replies

Re: a comment on You'd sell more hats, mugs, and shirts if they said... by Shardik 19-Oct-03/3:45 PM
You are only as gay as your evacuation harness will allow you to be, that and gravity. Therefore, you are disqualified, because you can't suck cock without dying, literaly, due to your neck's snorkle.
Re: a comment on You'd sell more hats, mugs, and shirts if they said... by Shardik 19-Oct-03/3:42 PM
I believe having Settle over for dinner is a little more personal than just forwarded email you goat tailed guppy. But nice try. The truth is you are in fact a coupling of not one but two queers compared to my one queer which makes the matchup horribly one sided, for you I mean.
Re: a comment on You'd sell more hats, mugs, and shirts if they said... by Shardik 19-Oct-03/2:54 PM
Perhaps you should read it again. James is Dark angel and I am Horus8. And you are a peasant.
Re: a comment on You'd sell more hats, mugs, and shirts if they said... by Shardik 19-Oct-03/1:51 PM
You're evil, but in the end we're both on the verge of being discovered. Though it will be by a secret race of homosexual weevils. WE will be Klings and gruel. You know what I mean? have you humped any wurlitzers lately?
Re: September 11, 2001: That Day by blues361 19-Oct-03/1:40 PM
Bleu... I firmly agree with your sound stance on these most serious of subjects. I know first hand the tribulations and suffering that compounds one's ability to deal with reality while in the grips of denial. See, last week, my baboon came down with ebola Bleu, and the economy of my third world island? Collapsed, not to mention my poor perfect 90 year old grandmother is not perfect anymore since she caught aids from a botched hair transplant. Bleu, you are a poet and wise to fight the system so. You are a super trooper young man. A super! trooper. I however am drunk and moments away from being shot in front of a firing squad for squandering my peoples assets and fornicating with their livestock and sons and daughters. Forgive me Bleu.
Re: Where are my Spectacles? by ?-Dave_Mysterious-? 10-Oct-03/6:13 PM
Up your arse?
Re: The Censor by Corey McHattan 10-Oct-03/6:06 PM
That, and puppy fucking.
Re: The Baby Sponge by ruella 10-Oct-03/6:06 PM
And what of the purple bruised urchin when it comes lurchin into a yard full of Sod!!!!
Re: Laxity by Ketiak 10-Oct-03/5:53 PM
Basic training.
Re: Acquaintance by NeeMan 10-Oct-03/5:49 PM
Seriously not bad.
Re: Their Eyes by venusdemilo 10-Oct-03/5:46 PM
Wow, that's an original thought.
Re: living room by elmundo 10-Oct-03/5:45 PM
Sounds more like the pantry.
Re: Conquered Innocence by muted_screams 10-Oct-03/5:44 PM
Self masturbation on an elementary level.
Re: bitch by kthulah 10-Oct-03/5:41 PM
A case of internal chicken pox and no bus fare.
Re: Your Smile by ARTIE 10-Oct-03/5:37 PM
Like a bent uncut penis doing it's dirty work in my colon.
Re: Midnight Delight (a sexual sequal) by crims0ngh0st 10-Oct-03/5:35 PM
An opera of teenage hormonal implamentation. A warm cup of boob juice with a dash of bat pee and a smattering of worm hair. 10!
Re: My Instructions or My Tongue In My Cheek? by Patsy 7-Oct-03/11:49 PM
An excellent assemblage of words.
Re: silent struggle by princesszoe 7-Oct-03/11:05 PM
hoochie coo. 8.
Re: SIR FRASER by wFraser Allonby Q.C.w 7-Oct-03/10:55 PM
almost.8
Re: Why You All Suck by ?-Dave_Mysterious-? 7-Oct-03/10:44 PM
A serious piece of serious pieces 10


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