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You'd sell more hats, mugs, and shirts if they said... (Free verse) by Shardik "Postulate, don't Horus8".
You won't let me on the best list.
He won't let me on the worst list.
I already feel displayed like a bumper
sticker on a dirty burgundy mini-van.
Between "The proud parents of..."
and "Please wash me" how's that for san?
And you can shove my royalties.
Up your dad's arse, if you need mad carshe
for added memory. Poemranker is a ferric
Kakistocracy of extremely 'sensitive'
poets. The first free Internet poetry
conglomerate that "raises the hurdles".
We have a mug, shirts, pens and pencils.
An upside down canary with three stencils.
Transatlantic artists of various shapes
and colours. We have a popular visor in
nigger blue. We have sharpeners in murder
red too. We support the Special Olympics,
the eradication of small dogs under 12 pounds,
and harassing of the homeless and homely.
There's a nymphomaniac in hysterectomy
purple that will invite your interest.
(As for me? No thanks; I'd rather fuck a dentist)
We have starved Sirens on Styrofoam
rollable backgrounds for home or theatre
use in surround sound. Weekend poets in
cowardly yellow in both asparagus scented
and Morphine covered cancer, and last I
checked we even had the Mona Lisa in
Satellite TV, pay per view, exotic dancer.
I have to go now I think I smell
something burning. GOOD GOD!!!!
That's the third -=Dark_Angel=- poster
this week? A shame those things are quite
Chic. They hang nice for the price.
You can almost hear the crutches creak.
And Grandfather's razor slice.
Up the ladder:
Take heart, you are closer than you know
Down the ladder:
Castaway
Votes: (green: user, blue: anonymous)
Arithmetic Mean: 5.5
Posted: October 19, 2003 12:28 PM PDT; Last modified: November 16, 2003 11:31 PM PSTWeighted score: 5.134471 Overall Rank: 5597 Comments:
who is James - who are you, and why do I have to read about either of you??
"bequeeth" is "ea", but I think you meant "beseech", unless you were saying it as he might, presumably as wrongly as you? No idea. to eath his own.
Perhaps you should read it again. James is Dark angel and I am Horus8. And you are a peasant.
'James' is what horus8 likes to call -=Dark_Angel=-, because he once received a forwarded email from Settle, and the sender was called James. horus8 is a dunce.
I believe having Settle over for dinner is a little more personal than just forwarded email you goat tailed guppy. But nice try. The truth is you are in fact a coupling of not one but two queers compared to my one queer which makes the matchup horribly one sided, for you I mean.
I'm sure you and Settle have enjoyed many intimate evenings of candlelit fisting together, but that's not when he forwarded you the email, is it? QED to the max baby.
You are only as gay as your evacuation harness will allow you to be, that and gravity. Therefore, you are disqualified, because you can't suck cock without dying, literaly, due to your neck's snorkle.
I am, then, honored to be in the company of royalty. You'll forgive me, though, if I don't read it again - the first was already a waste of my time.
Now you and your ability to make a lasting impression on this planet have something in common with collecting Elephant shit.
P.S If you are suggesting that -=Dark_Angel=- has been voting on his own poemes in a mindless attempt to top the best list you are mistaken. Nevertheless, I do get the feeling that as of late *somebody* has been smearing my felchings with more than their fair share of anonymous votes. I do not know who. But even if I had been voting on my own secretions (which I haven't), that would merely add to the credibilty of my scores because my voting algorithm is about ten times less wrong and stupid than the average poemeranker's.
Think about this old chap, and this IS A FACT! If I changed all of my votes on you to 0, your overall rating would drop 40 to fifty points not to mention your poems would fall off of the best and worst lists. See, because, I made sure to vote on all of your poems with all five of my characters from the beginning, long ago, that way if you ever pissed me off I could besmirch your ratings 5 fold, actually, now I could do it ten fold and by making one call to settle I could do it 30 fold. So shut your pie crack, that's not what I was implying. I was Implying that pirates are english scum crippled or not, and using james as an example.
Wow. That was a cunning plan. Though I fail to see how changing your votes will thwart me. Unlike you, I am not a professional writer. I'm not even an amateur writer. I'm a professional christian and an amateur philosopher. With aspirations to become an astronaut. And nothing you say or do can take that away from me.
Oh... Well then carry on by all means. I was merely bored and exercising my first ammendment right. I'll be viewing mystic river in about two hours and probably choking to death on a black juicy fruit and ultra original subtext with joweling IRONY. Yip.
Saw that last night. It's a barrel of laughs, I must say!
I'll bet you anything that Clint wins best Director, it wins best movie and Penn wins best Actor.
So what.
Touch my butt.
just posted a retaliatory poem with you in mind
You are by far, the most interesting single serving person I have ever met. Did I say single serving? I meant Full course meal. With a backup bus of Disco retards. Full boat.
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