| Re: Disgusting Stickmen by Bobjim |
17-Jan-03/2:05 PM |
Hey, great-you got yaself a poemWanker award!
I hope there's one for abusive language. If not, fuck.
Good to see *someone's* trying to put porn on this site, it's just what we need!
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| Re: 2 from 6 by INTRANSIT |
18-Jan-03/10:47 AM |
Have a break. Have a KitKat.
And then read my poem 'Who Flamed Roger Rabbit', and then realise that Bobjim the bloody second has plagiarised it!
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18-Jan-03/10:48 AM |
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| Re: blues by <~> |
18-Jan-03/10:51 AM |
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I thought that you need 17 syllables in a haiku. Or am I being stupid? Can you have less?
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| Re: Spring Rolls by Ranger |
21-Jan-03/4:53 AM |
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| Re: Of Bobjims (An actual poem this time!?!) by Bobjim |
15-Feb-03/4:54 PM |
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Wankers of the world unite! And lets have the porn
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| Re: Few Words by Tom Colebrooke |
16-Feb-03/12:16 AM |
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This is bloody brilliant!
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| Re: The Poem To End All Poems by Zubster |
16-Feb-03/12:25 AM |
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Have you ever considered that the purple and red fire might be iodine in your cooker? If so you deserve all the sandwiches you get.
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19-Apr-03/1:43 AM |
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i wish you were my momma settle
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| Re: Green on White by geewhiz1962 |
19-Apr-03/1:44 AM |
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Green on white? why didn't you write a poem about mouldy bread?
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| Re: My girl by simone_girard |
23-Jun-03/4:15 AM |
TENNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is incredible beautiful emotional and I hope you all end up sitting on a parsnip. Preferably the same parsnip.
AND before you all forget that this is a poor attempt to imitate maria, blade and all the other truly shite poets on this site I am giving it a magnificent vote in order to make it rise up off the bottom like dark angel's cock.
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| Re: TeEn PoEtRy ShOlD dIe by teenpoetryshoulddie |
25-Jun-03/5:17 AM |
"ShOID dIe"? "SHOID die"? What fucking planet are you on? Perhaps instead of whining about other people's poetry you should get off your fat ass and write something readable yourself. Then when you're the top poet on this site you can be an arsehole and we won't mind.
Here's a better one:
"ILlItERate pOEts ShoUlD DiE" (Free verse) by poemwanker
Little arseholes
on an undeserving site
Writing something
to piss off others
Show it to us
Who really couldn't care less
Where would we be
If we let -=Dark_Angel=- pilot the pirate ship?
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| Re: The Farmer's In His Den... by Yardbird |
27-Jun-03/4:07 PM |
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| Re: Love by simone_girard |
27-Jun-03/4:15 PM |
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I want to say that all of you are tits. The poem sucks too.
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| Re: Untitled *involves taking pills and cutting with razors* by AskittlesK |
22-Mar-04/7:49 AM |
I'm sizzling as I get busy.
Sitting on the hob is the chip pan
O! Why did I seat
My flammable rear
At such an inopportune time?
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| Re: Poetry in action by Bobjim |
22-Mar-04/7:53 AM |
You know, alcohol works just as well.
There lives near the home of this dude
A girl who I've never seen nude
Her dress sense is blessed
But I wish she'd wear less
Right, fuck this, I'm off for some food
Cheerio old boy
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| Re: Depression by terbenaw |
22-Mar-04/7:56 AM |
Consider the lily.
Invigorated spandangled horsemonkey
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| regarding some deleted poem... |
22-Mar-04/7:58 AM |
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Although every man shall be measured by the length of his rod, I cannot help but feel that frolics on a summer's day would be qualified better with a hint of Spain.
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| Re: be yourself by PhSbLoNdE569 |
22-Mar-04/8:03 AM |
What if 'yourself' is a Hitler-esque dictator, convinced that the Jews should be killed?
Oh go on.
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| Re: Senseless Murder by Sapphire2589 |
22-Mar-04/8:09 AM |
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