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Of Bobjims (An actual poem this time!?!) (Free verse) by Bobjim
We Bobjims are a hairy folk Who like to eat until we choke. Loving all like friend and brother, And hardly ever eat each other. Always hungry, ever thirsting, Never stop till belly's bursting. Chewing chop and pork and muttons, A merry race of boring gluttons. Bobjims gather round the table, Eat as much as you are able. Gorge yourselves from moon till noon, (Don't forget your plate and spoon). Anything edible, we've got dibs on, And hope we all die with our bibs on. Ever gay (Well, actually paedophilic but it wouldn't sound right in this poem, never mind, it's near enough.), we'll never grow up, Come! And sing and play and throw up.

Up the ladder: Writer's Block
Down the ladder: Shadows

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Arithmetic Mean: 6.9166665
Weighted score: 6.4011955
Overall Rank: 765
Posted: February 5, 2003 1:20 PM PST; Last modified: February 5, 2003 1:20 PM PST
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[10] Ranger @ | 10-Feb-03/12:42 PM | Reply
Ahhhh, that inventiveness all the way from -
I wish you the best of luck in the future-my wish is the only hope you've got!
Ahahahahaha. Quite.
[10] poemwanker @ | 15-Feb-03/4:54 PM | Reply
Wankers of the world unite! And lets have the porn
[8] OMOMOMOM @ | 18-Dec-08/7:12 AM | Reply
i liked it but i thought that bit just didnt fit in u should have just kept gay:(Well, actually paedophilic but it wouldn't sound right in this
poem, never mind, it's near enough.),but still good
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