Re: a comment on The makings of a killer by <{Baba^Yaga}>	18-Aug-03/10:07 AM
I also make a lovely pinapple upside down cake with warm milk.
Re: Voltaic Buss by SupremeDreamer	18-Aug-03/9:59 AM
That wasn't very nice. Not very nice at all, but today, I will have you know, I am killing a ballerina with a Sestina, and my friend it will be murder. Did you know that I can write fantastic poetry in every style both handed? While you however are pretending that your on a Harley Davidson of poetry when in fact you're still on that old 1979 Schwinn's hot red bannana seat flicking your tassels and toeing your reflectors. Tsk. Do not fool with murder young man until you have at least written twent to thirty vilanelles, odes and the occasional limmerick haiku concrete lyric. It's immature and does not make you look good in a dress.
Re: a comment on Musings: Willow Sculpture by SupremeDreamer	10-Aug-03/11:03 AM
Why drag me into this? better a Y2k street poet than a YspecialK sodomite with a rave whistle/lightsicle and portable Sherlock homes det. kit with real scratch resisting magnifying Watson spectacle and Sherlock pipe and self adjusting hat with Mr. bubbles refillable cartridges and a childproof safety lock for when you want to impress your next lap dog at the local merry go round. Leave the kid alone. How else do you expect him to learn new words? Penis in ass osmosis like the welsh and the Benjaminites?
Re: To <~> (g-shine) by Vanity	10-Aug-03/5:16 AM
Yes, pin the tail on the Donkey has never been better. Until last night when a cake popped out of the stripper already blown out, and me and mine left no tip unshined.
Re: To PinkBunnyofDoom by Vanity	10-Aug-03/5:14 AM
There is always an end to the means
Re: 'Where I come from- S.M.C!!' by Hostileintent	10-Aug-03/1:42 AM
Yum, good an tite.
Re: Yellow Cake for Everyone by Retaliate	10-Aug-03/1:39 AM
Wolfie is a Jew dog that needs to die.
Re: Gaolbreak: Jade Marlboro by DreamerSupreme	10-Aug-03/12:09 AM
Geez, that's what I call a snickers break.
Re: Flowing river by LuckyJoe	10-Aug-03/12:07 AM
Yeah, I can edit it for you tomorrow. It needs quite a bit of work, but it's a good start.
Re: Sagadahoc to Hudson by http://mulberryfairy	10-Aug-03/12:06 AM
A lovely tale.
Re: a comment on Can you believe this piece of shit was #1? by horus8	9-Aug-03/11:54 PM
You started the coversation earlier today with what I imagine was your response to this piece "Inet. mag. editors R jealous red haired Jews, oh and I'm 29" Correct? Correct, because, the poem above says nothing about what we are and were debating, so you were at that one first (I-net mag etc.) then you came over to this one to give me your speel. How the fuck does an internet magazine editor being exposed as a trite cunt by me garner so much defending by you? Exactly, you are either her, in Cahoots, or just a prick, just admit it. That goes around pushing his same two fucking cents on everyone talk about on and on and on, at least I make an effort to 'edit' young poets and toss the worthless and build up the good ones. You shit on everything, even the innocent, strangers, whoever, with your pretentious snippets of divine mid west frat boy rhetoric. Look at yourself, take a good fucking look at what you said to me without even the common descency of wearing a condom on that nose of yours, heroin, pot, molestation, domestic abuse, tear down my wife my life my son my work why dick dead? Why all the fuss. How are you connected to the I net editor donation fund? Did I say major magazine editors or publishing houses? Why do you care about my opinion so much. If I am such a blow hard, huh motherfucker? The way I cuss or talk? Fuck you, I talk this why to you, because I can, and if I was standing front of you guess what? It would include spittle and emphasis because I think YOU ARE FULL OF BULLSHIT why do you need to consistintly cock strut your PHD in blowing harder for me? To impress me, maybe Z, or GW, or Mrs. Peabody (lol) or the newbies, maybe you, but surely you must know that I KNOW your kind friend, and you hardly impress me with any of your antics or charades in the mudane pathology of a serial spoiled momma's boy self loathing loser with a bachelors of projection and a masters in over exposer, and front lawn shitting complete with paw on grass flick. Lordy, you must think I've never read William Irish? Or English detective novels growing up? You are a sham, a self righteous sham motherfucker. That can't seem to get it through his fucking head that no matter how hard you try I will not be your boyfriend. I shall never recieve my kiss, my jizz, or my finger, friend. Nor will I concede when I am on the side of the good rebel underdog, and you are the evil american dream gone horribly up the ass of mediocre Trader Joe's shopping for the fountain of youth and placenta free conditioner. It is you my friend that feels the need to 'prove' yourself. Not I. I know who I am, and what I can do. Here, say it with me it might help. "I know who I am, and what , and go play with your internet editor Jew friends before I give you a good lashing and no supper.
Re: Perfection Forever by odon919	6-Aug-03/12:56 AM
Splittingly accurate.
Re: a comment on Retirement by Jeremi B. Handrinos	6-Aug-03/12:47 AM
We are aware of resin, and bannana peels, but since we are talking about smokingb the remains of dear sweet Stan Rice the poet extraordinare your response is neither here nor there. Can't you see I'm battling the former lord of poemranker Babbits 11 and bits and bits and bits void the kibbles?
Re: Upon a falling bar stool (Free for all) by PluckyHoe by horus8	4-Aug-03/3:32 PM
But sweet Thom, I didn't say it? Poet & Knowit did.
Re: a comment on Satyrs and fluting the teachers by Jeremi B. Handrinos	4-Aug-03/3:21 PM
Yeah, I'll dig it up.
Re: One Country by poetandknowit	4-Aug-03/3:20 PM
For those who think editing and defensiveness are below them. Read on, notice how our hero P&k does not act defensive, nor is he in need of an edit ever. He just Lol's a lot, and is hardly commiserative.
Re: a comment on Retirement by Jeremi B. Handrinos	4-Aug-03/3:06 PM
Ten minutes will turn ten hours.
Re: a comment on Retirement by Jeremi B. Handrinos	4-Aug-03/3:03 PM
I still have yet to be defensive. I have not switched or hidden behind any characters. Intransit, hardly slobbered, he just found the poem funny and ironic for the same reason why you've come over puffing your chest no doubt. Which is why you're the most predictable lead source to water on poemranker. You never fail. And, I agree totally that my poetry could always use an edit or two or ten. Whos' doesn't? Your's? Why am I image challenged? And what exactly is my image? lol
Re: a comment on Satyrs and fluting the teachers by Jeremi B. Handrinos	4-Aug-03/2:48 PM
It doesn't really ring a bell. Perhaps he had a stage name like Jeff Striker Mark beauty Tooty Fruity Booty Sam Studwell Harvey Hungwell Thor Thickland Micky Porque & of course Bono Van Homostein Son of Dr. Von Homostein These are the only people I know, let me know if that helps.
Re: a comment on Retirement by Jeremi B. Handrinos	4-Aug-03/2:41 PM
It's only an inverted collapsing star. Have no fear.