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20 most recent comments by Jeremi B. Handrinos (241-260) and replies

Re: a comment on Retirement by Jeremi B. Handrinos 4-Aug-03/2:40 PM
He started it. Came over here and threed me, twice. lol
Re: a comment on Retirement by Jeremi B. Handrinos 4-Aug-03/2:39 PM
Look at your imagination go. I'm impressed, but tell me since we both know smoking what has already been smoked is impossible. I'm left trying to piece together the point behind your comments and wit? Pray tell, does it explain everything? Or are you just throwing out a quick reason to high tail it out of here before the "inevitability" of me, making you, look stupid as usual comes limping to your rescue?
Re: a comment on Satyrs and fluting the teachers by Jeremi B. Handrinos 4-Aug-03/2:30 PM
Who?
Re: a comment on Moosefart's Revenge by wwFrasier Allonbyww 4-Aug-03/2:29 PM
Shhhh. Calm yourself young Jedi. Our best weapon now is love. Try it, if you are approached deny it all and give love. lol. It's a killer and the nine inch nail, trust me, my mommy taught it to me, dark magic.
Re: a comment on Retirement by Jeremi B. Handrinos 4-Aug-03/2:24 PM
Sometimes words strung together become sentences, and other times they become ways to hurt other people's feelings. Sir, are you purposely trying to hurt my feelings? Stan Rice just sold me an ounce. What do you think I'm SMOKING! lol
Re: a comment on Satyrs and fluting the teachers by Jeremi B. Handrinos 4-Aug-03/2:20 PM
But tell me... Does this mean I can't use you as a referral on my resume?
Re: a comment on Satyrs and fluting the teachers by Jeremi B. Handrinos 4-Aug-03/2:17 PM
I wouldn't doubt it, maybe it has been already and will be again. Let's take a moment shall we?
Re: a comment on Moosefart's Revenge by wwFrasier Allonbyww 4-Aug-03/2:15 PM
She talking about BabaYaga's version which really uses more of her own words than your's did, but your's was very good, I'm here to tell you.
Re: I, criminal by INTRANSIT 4-Aug-03/2:10 PM
Rascal
Re: a comment on Satyrs and fluting the teachers by Jeremi B. Handrinos 4-Aug-03/2:06 PM
You're write, could you revote sir, and thank you.
Re: a comment on Moosefart's Revenge by wwFrasier Allonbyww 4-Aug-03/2:04 PM
My sediments exactly, of course, I meant sentiments but dirts good too.
Re: a comment on Moosefart's Revenge by wwFrasier Allonbyww 4-Aug-03/2:03 PM
Damn you asians are tasteless! I've always been one to bang a great aunt or two... So please, be nice. I believe she might feel soft and supple and offer up beauty in other areas. Oral, anal, tagteaming, barnyard acrobatics (that's me, but she could watch) My dear kungfoo friend can't you see I'm trying to secure another poor lover that lives far away? You may call my sweet Museheart spunt but not cunt, I forbid it.
Re: a comment on Retirement by Jeremi B. Handrinos 4-Aug-03/1:57 PM
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo... Okay, hold this.

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Re: a comment on American Eden by Don-Quixote 4-Aug-03/1:30 PM
WIMPS AND QUARK NUGGETS
Re: a comment on Sweet, Sweet... Daddy by Jeremi B. Handrinos 4-Aug-03/1:20 PM
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(*)\_ + hatred divided by love makes jack a dull boy.
Re: a comment on Sweet, Sweet... Daddy by Jeremi B. Handrinos 4-Aug-03/1:20 PM
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(*)\_ + hatred divided by love makes jack a dull boy.
Re: Charades by Thom 1-Aug-03/8:40 PM
Not if your pee pee is inside out, than it's like getting kicked in the cuntansnatch, which is a small village in Belgium, where that style of prick kick was first ritualised by homosapiens. I was on a dig when we made the discovery. Then, of course, i brought it back here to the ranker. For experimental purposes.
Re: Prop a Panda by Thom 1-Aug-03/8:34 PM
Last time I propped a panda, she got pregnant, and the zoo was pissed.
Re: ~Tildoe~ by Thom 1-Aug-03/8:32 PM
It actually is half the sperm cell you used to be ~! Get it!?
Re: a comment on Sonnet for a Suicide by <~> 29-Jul-03/1:19 PM
That's just heart warming. Did she think death was the plaid conclusion to a brilliant golf game?


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