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Prop a Panda (Free verse) by Thom
Prop a Panda ~ In a world of acronyms I have come up with one FUN What’s that mean? Fuck (the) United Nations Does that offend? Sorry ‘bout that but why pretend They serve little or no purpose Never really have Just a big building Filled with dip (shit) low mats On expensive real estate ~ Help the oppressed! Please give me a break! What was to unite? A few countries took on the fight So who REALLY wants the oil! Jordan? France? Germany? Russia? Ah maybe China or N.Korea All those poor souls in Iraq Protesters were taken back When they saw the cheers For the coalition I know this may offend But like I said, why pretend FUN FUN FUN ~ But that’s not what it’s about

Up the ladder: Migratory Reptile
Down the ladder: marlon

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Arithmetic Mean: 5.857143
Weighted score: 5.230521
Overall Rank: 4227
Posted: August 1, 2003 7:53 PM PDT; Last modified: August 1, 2003 7:53 PM PDT
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[7] Jeremi B. Handrinos @ 24.126.113.154 | 1-Aug-03/8:34 PM | Reply
Last time I propped a panda, she got pregnant, and the zoo was pissed.
[10] Lifeboatman @ 202.78.97.13 | 2-Aug-03/12:37 AM | Reply
hehe...
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