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The makings of a killer (Other) by <{Baba^Yaga}>
The Ultimate Tests for Mad Scientists Personality: Jeremi, you're a Lethal Weapon! Your personality is actually determined by two personality sub-types - your primary, or dominant sub-type, and your secondary sub-type. You are a Lethal Weapon which means you are a Seeker/Thinker. Your primary sub-type is defined by "Seeker" characteristics and your secondary sub-type is defined by "Thinker" characteristics. That means you're open-minded, enthusiastic, and popular. Chances are you might even break the rules sometimes. You're motivated and serious, and you always jump at the chance to take on a new project. Innovation and abstract thinking are your strengths. How do we know all this? How do we know you get cabin fever if you're cooped up too long? Or that sometimes you'd rather just work on an independent project so you can concentrate without having to deal with people? How could we have divined that you secretly question your self-worth? Because while you were taking the test, you answered four different types of questions— questions that measured confidence, apprehension, willingness to take risks, and your focus on experience versus appearance— the primary traits that determine your personality. Based on your responses, we determined your personality type, Lethal Weapon. And that's just scratching the surface. What's Your Best Quality? Jeremi, your best quality shines through in how Creative you are The fact that you're an inventive and creative person who usually has an abundance of imagination and ideas really draws people to you! But that's not the only thing. Your answers on the test indicate you're an independent person who is usually able to handle things in a self-sufficient manner. You are a smart person who is more able to understand complex concepts than many other people are, too. In all, there are 15 qualities that help define you when you're at your best. Those are the traits potential employers, friends, and partners look for in you. What makes you unique is your particular distribution of those 15 qualities. We've found that your particular combination of qualities is rare — only 1 in 10,000 people share the same general mix of traits. Those are great odds if you're trying to show a potential employer, colleague, friend, or date why you're exactly the right person for them. The Power Quotient: Jeremi, on a scale of 1-100, your Power Quotient is 94! With a strong Power Quotient like yours, we can tell you're the kind of person people look to for answers. You aren't afraid to speak your mind and have no qualms about taking a leadership role. But you can learn to take what you already do well and use it to be even more influential. Find out how easy it is to win people over and get what you want out of life in your personalized Power Quotient Report. It's ready right now! And Baby it'll make you want to murder the house that rape built. The Brain Test: Jeremi, you are Right-brained Most right-brained people like you are flexible in many realms of their lives. Whether picking up on the nuances of musical concerto, appreciating the subtle details in a work of art, or seeing the world from a different perspective, right-brained people are creative, imaginative, and attuned to their surroundings. People probably see your thinking process as boundless, and that might translate to your physical surroundings as well. Some people think of you as messier than others. It's not that you're disorganized, it's just that you might use different systems to organize (by theme, by subject, by color). Straight alphabetization and rigidly ordered folders are not typical of right-brained behavior. You are also more intuitive than many. When it comes to reading literature, you probably prefer creative writing or fiction over nonfiction. And when it comes to doing math, you might find you enjoy geometry more than other forms like algebra. Your Brain Type Report will describe how and why each of the responses you chose while answering the Brain Test revealed that you are left-brain dominant. It's ready right now! But I am guessing that it's murder. Not to go out on a limb that is. Congratulations, Jeremi! Your IQ score is 122: This number is the result of a formula based on how many questions you answered correctly on Emode's Ultimate IQ test. Your IQ score is scientifically accurate; to read more about the science behind our IQ test, click here. During the test, you answered four different types of questions — mathematical, visual-spatial, linguistic and logical. We were able to analyze how you did on of those questions, which reveals the way your brain processes information. We also compared your answers with others who have taken the test, and according to the sorts of questions you got correct, we can tell your Intelectual Type is an Inventive Inquisitor. You have the unusual distinction of being equally good at math and verbal skills. This means you are a creative thinker and are uniquely good at teaching others through experiences. You are also a great improviser and very good at handling change. Like murder. The Emotional IQ Test: Jeremi, your Emotional IQ is 135. This number is the result of a formula based on how many questions you answered correctly on Emode's Emotional IQ test. But your Emotional IQ score is much more than just a number: it's an indicator of success. Research has shown that people with high emotional intelligence scores †” not necessarily those with the highest IQ scores — tend to be the most valued and productive employees and have the longest and happiest romantic relationships. So, where are you most emotionally smart? Your test results show that your strongest suit is empathy — your ability to see things from someone else's point of view. And how you approach them could be murder. The Enneagram Test: Jeremi, you're a Type 5 - The Experimenter Friends, family, and colleagues probably appreciate your probing intelligence and open-minded approach to life. They're also apt to know that when they come to you with a problem, you can be counted on to give them a carefully considered answer based on keen observations. As an Experimenter, you're likely to be seen as a capable and competent individual with a visionary outlook. Being a member of this type puts you in good company. Renowned painter Georgia O'Keefe, with her reclusive nature and intense focus on her craft, and Albert Einstein, with his groundbreaking theorems and unprecedented view of the space-time continuum, were also Type 5s. This means that compared to the eight other Enneagram types, you have a strong sense of perception as well as a curious and innovative mind. In fact, like many Experimenters, you have a strong drive to understand how things work. Original Inkblot Test:   Jeremi, your unconscious mind is driven most by Imagination This means you have a deep desire to use innovative ideas to enhance your life and influence the world around you. This drive influences you far more than you may realize on a conscious level. Your need to be innovative drives how you look at new opportunities and the kinds of experiences in life you choose to have. On an unconscious level, the reason you may be so driven by imagination is your fear of destruction, the opposite of creation. When you are unable to create due to restrictions imposed by your environment or even ones you unwittingly impose on yourself, do you feel trapped or confined? You may find these feelings of unease only get better when you find another outlet for your imagination. With such a strong creative orientation, you are willing to entertain a broad spectrum of ideas at any given time. The world is a fuller, richer place because you can contribute new ideas to any experience. Your natural curiosity inspires those around you, and encourages them to come up with ideas they wouldn't have thought of without your help. Though your unconscious mind is driven most strongly by Imagination, there is much more to who you are at your core. The ESP Test: Jeremi, when it comes to psychic abilities, you have an unusually strong talent in the area of Precognition This means you have an uncanny ability to look into the future and know ahead of time what is going to happen. You might, for instance, simply know that you're going to get that job before the interview even happens with a certainty that exceeds what you would expect to have simply knowing the facts of the situation. You might have a sense of dread before going out for the evening only to later have a flat tire on your way home. These little hunches are easy to ignore but for you especially, quite often lead to a true prediction of what is going to happen. These predictions can be used to generate positive outcomes, and the more you know about how to use your talent, the more you will be able to distinguish between fantasy of the future and an actual reality you are seeing happen, before it has actually happened. While your strongest psychic talent is Precognition, Emode also analyzed your psychic strengths in: Retrocognition : The ability to know what happened in the past. Clairvoyance : The ability to "see" the unknown. Remote viewing : The ability to see physical objects at a distance. Telepathy : The ability to tune into others' thoughts. The Multiple Intelligences Test: Jeremi, you're smartest when it comes to physical intelligence Whether you possess a greater level of athletic prowess than the people around you or have the graceful movements of a dancer, chances are you're able to direct your body with precision while others trip over their own shoelaces. Physical intelligence refers to the power to control one's body movements for achievement or expression. If you're not the active type, it doesn't mean you don't have this strength. It simply means that you're probably putting it to use in another way. Working with your hands on anything from carpentry to surgery is another way your physical skills can manifest themselves. Regardless of exactly how you're using this intelligence today, you probably have admirers watching your moves.   Jeremi, your Super IQ score is 125 Your overall intelligence quotient is the result of a scientifically-tested formula based on how many questions you answered correctly. But it's only part of what we learned about you from your answers on the test. We also determined the way you process information. The way you think about things makes you a Creative Theorist. This means you are a highly intelligent, complex person. You are able to process information of nearly every kind with ease, using both creativity and analysis to make sense of the world. Compared to others you also have a very rich imagination. How did we determine that your thinking style is that of a Creative Theorist? When we examined your test results further, we analyzed how you scored on 8 dimensions of intelligence: spatial, organizational, abstract reasoning, logical, mechanical, verbal, visual and numerical. The 3 dimensions you scored highest on combine to make you a Creative Theorist Only 6 out of 1,000 people have this rare combination of abilities. Right Job, Wrong Job Jeremi, the Right Job for you will allow you to be: Creative and Analytical: You're a visionary in many people's eyes — able to think outside of the box to come up with your own solutions. You're creative not necessarily in the artistic sense, but because you can expand your mind to do things differently from others. It might take a while for colleagues to recognize and reward you for your entrepreneurial spirit and abilities. That could be because they envy you, or because they find your ideas slightly rebellious— willing to go against the current. All in all, you make it hard for people to pigeon hole you. That is why you, more than others, need a job that allows you to play to your strengths, break out of the mold, and truly excel. Want to know what your #1 right job for you is? MURDER! Career Personality Test: Jeremi, your career personality type is ENFJ. That means that based on the standard measure of personality traits, your natural leadership skills make you the go-to person during times of crisis or needed inspiration. You are blessed with the ability to maintain balance in the office or motivate others to join the team. You possess excellent communication and people skills, and help maintain a positive work atmosphere that allows people to grow. You remain focused and encourage others to reach a common goal. You dislike office politics and try not to get involved in the murk. Instead, you rise above it all with your understanding nature. You like taking control of situations and projects, but do not flaunt your power in people's faces. You have a deft touch and inspire others with your magnetic charisma. You are well organized and are a strong multi-tasker. The reason employers and recruiters might be on the lookout for you is that only about 3-5% of the U.S. population shares the unique characteristics of your personality type. Research shows that businesses succeed when employers create a good balance of personality types in the office. And since only 3-5% of the U.S. population shares your type, that means employers are looking for you. Little do they know... you are looking for them too. But, to truly show employers what you have to offer, you need to understand a little more about traits that make up your type. The Freud Test: Jeremi, Freud would say your strongest unconscious conflict stems from events that happened when you were a Toddler. He would also conclude that relative to others, your personality today is moderately affected by the events of your childhood. It appears that your biggest unconscious conflict that still afflicts you stems from what Freud defined as the anal stage of development that occurred when you were between a year and a half and three years old. Freud would say that this conflict can manifest in your personality by giving you a tendency to be especially orderly or clean, or "retentive." You may also harbor a strong rebellious streak. This normally happens when parents toilet-train a child on some kind of schedule, rather than at the child's natural pace and the child naturally reacts by struggling for their autonomy and the legitimacy of their needs. Freud defined five psychosexual developmental stages that everyone goes through on their way from infancy to adolescence. And each of those stages is associated with adult personality traits. At each stage, we all had to overcome certain "conflicts" or hurdles as we learned new skills and developed relationships with others. No one gets through all five stages without having trouble with at least one of them. And it's this unresolved "trouble" that Freud encouraged people to travel back to, recognize, and overcome. The Brainteaser Test:   Jeremi, you answered 25 out of 30 questions correctly! Congratulations! Your score is in the 96th percentile. This means that if one hundred people took the test with you, your score would rank higher than 95 of them on average. When we analyzed your test, we also discovered that when it comes to linguistic-mathematical ability, you measure in the 100th percentile. This score indicates you have unusually strong abilities when it comes to understanding numerical representation in words or "word problems." You're highly proficient at translating words into numbers. This can be very useful when solving a problem in real life. When people are discussing a vague problem that needs a specific solution, you're able to cut through the extraneous information to a clear answer. Find out more about your intellectual strength and get all the answers to the Brainteaser test in your personalized Brainteaser Report. It's ready right now! And the outcome is going to be murder!

Down the ladder: Remembering Pretty Days

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Arithmetic Mean: 7.8
Weighted score: 6.4
Overall Rank: 780
Posted: August 16, 2003 8:41 PM PDT; Last modified: August 17, 2003 4:02 PM PDT
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[n/a] INTRANSIT @ 152.163.252.72 | 17-Aug-03/6:15 AM | Reply
Are you already in Lompoc? Did e-mode put you there? bastards.
[n/a] <{Baba^Yaga}> @ 24.126.113.154 > INTRANSIT | 17-Aug-03/10:37 AM | Reply
Actually, I'm reanimating cadavours, but since there's not a lot of lightning in Ca. I've connected a 1000 9 volt batteries with used tinfoil to one another, and to the carcass. Unfortunately, as luck would have it, food residue here and there has been igniting up occassionally and smoldering, but I believe the worst of the burnt chicken smell has passed. E mode offered me a job though, that's funny, isn't it?
[9] Bill Z Bub @ 24.112.182.238 | 17-Aug-03/4:11 PM | Reply
you kill me.
[n/a] <{Baba^Yaga}> @ 24.126.113.154 > Bill Z Bub | 17-Aug-03/4:24 PM | Reply
I know. It's all very exciting.
[n/a] <{Baba^Yaga}> @ 24.126.113.154 > Bill Z Bub | 17-Aug-03/7:59 PM | Reply
Imagine if you will a serial killer with no set pattern at all, no motive, or vendetta, just a need to kill. Totally random and spontaneously inconsistent and unselective about picking victims. The perfect killing spree. The perfect murders. The perfect monster. <{GRENDAL}>, coming to a theater near you. Original story and screenplay by Jeremi Britt Handrinos. Directed by Aaron Arinofsky. Produced by Matt Damon and Ben Affleck. A Miramax Picture. GRENDAL, move over Ed Gein and Jack the Ripper. There's a new kid in town, and he's 'totally' killer.
[9] Dan garcia-Black @ 64.160.145.43 | 17-Aug-03/5:58 PM | Reply
Jerimi sounds like a great last date. Too bad I'm gender conscious. If I were not I'm sure I would be unconscious the morning after and this scientific method of thinking would be validated by my corpse. Does Jerimi work for the CIA, or worse, is he a law professor? Great thought process good follow through. 9(at least).
[n/a] <{Baba^Yaga}> @ 24.126.113.154 > Dan garcia-Black | 17-Aug-03/6:43 PM | Reply
He's the one with boobs.

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[n/a] Jeremi B. Handrinos @ 24.126.113.154 > Dan garcia-Black | 18-Aug-03/10:07 AM | Reply
I also make a lovely pinapple upside down cake with warm milk.
[10] deleted user @ 152.163.252.168 | 11-Apr-04/11:33 AM | Reply
mine are 129, 134 and 132, those were my Iq scores last time I did those but that like last summer, I was gonna retake it but why should I, I already know
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