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The makings of a killer (Other) by <{Baba^Yaga}>
The Ultimate Tests for Mad Scientists
Personality:
Jeremi, you're a Lethal Weapon!
Your personality is actually determined by
two personality sub-types - your primary, or
dominant sub-type, and your secondary sub-type.
You are a Lethal Weapon which means you are a
Seeker/Thinker. Your primary sub-type is defined
by "Seeker" characteristics and your secondary
sub-type is defined by "Thinker" characteristics.
That means you're open-minded, enthusiastic,
and popular. Chances are you might even break
the rules sometimes. You're motivated and serious,
and you always jump at the chance to take on a
new project. Innovation and abstract thinking
are your strengths.
How do we know all this? How do we know you
get cabin fever if you're cooped up too long?
Or that sometimes you'd rather just work on an
independent project so you can concentrate without
having to deal with people? How could we have
divined that you secretly question your self-worth?
Because while you were taking the test, you
answered four different types of questionsâ
questions that measured confidence, apprehension, willingness to take
risks, and your focus on
experience versus appearanceâ the primary traits
that determine your personality. Based on your
responses, we determined your personality type,
Lethal Weapon.
And that's just scratching the surface.
What's Your Best Quality?
Jeremi, your best quality shines through in how
Creative you are
The fact that you're an inventive and creative person
who usually has an abundance of imagination and ideas really draws
people to you! But that's not the only
thing. Your answers on the test indicate you're an independent person
who is usually able to handle
things in a self-sufficient manner.
You are a smart person who
is more able to understand complex concepts than
many other people are, too.
In all, there are 15 qualities that help define you
when you're at your best. Those are the traits potential employers,
friends, and partners look for in you.
What makes you unique is your particular distribution
of those 15 qualities.
We've found that your particular combination of
qualities is rare â only 1 in 10,000 people share the
same general mix of traits. Those are great odds if
you're trying to show a potential employer, colleague, friend, or date
why you're exactly the right person
for them.
The Power Quotient:
Jeremi, on a scale of 1-100,
your Power Quotient is 94!
With a strong Power Quotient like yours, we can
tell you're the kind of person people look to
for answers. You aren't afraid to speak your mind
and have no qualms about taking a leadership role.
But you can learn to take what you already do
well and use it to be even more influential.
Find out how easy it is to win people over and
get what you want out of life in your personalized
Power Quotient Report. It's ready right now!
And Baby it'll make you want to murder the house
that rape built.
The Brain Test:
Jeremi, you are Right-brained
Most right-brained people like you are flexible in
many realms of their lives. Whether picking up on
the nuances of musical concerto, appreciating the
subtle details in a work of art, or seeing the world
from a different perspective, right-brained people
are creative, imaginative, and attuned to their surroundings.
People probably see your thinking process as boundless,
and that might translate to your physical surroundings
as well. Some people think of you as messier than others. It's not that
you're disorganized, it's just that you
might use different systems to organize (by theme,
by subject, by color). Straight alphabetization and
rigidly ordered folders are not typical of
right-brained behavior.
You are also more intuitive than many. When it comes
to reading literature, you probably prefer creative
writing or fiction over nonfiction. And when it comes
to doing math, you might find you enjoy geometry more
than other forms like algebra.
Your Brain Type Report will describe how and why each
of the responses you chose while answering the Brain
Test revealed that you are left-brain dominant. It's
ready right now! But I am guessing that it's murder.
Not to go out on a limb that is.
Congratulations, Jeremi!
Your IQ score is 122:
This number is the result of a formula based on
how many questions you answered correctly on Emode's Ultimate IQ test.
Your IQ score is scientifically
accurate; to read more about the science behind
our IQ test, click here.
During the test, you answered four different
types of questions â mathematical, visual-spatial,
linguistic and logical. We were able to analyze
how you did on of those questions, which reveals
the way your brain processes information.
We also compared your answers with others who
have taken the test, and according to the sorts
of questions you got correct, we can tell your
Intelectual Type is an Inventive Inquisitor.
You have the unusual distinction of being equally
good at math and verbal skills. This means you are
a creative thinker and are uniquely good at teaching
others through experiences. You are also a great
improviser and very good at handling change.
Like murder.
The Emotional IQ Test:
Jeremi, your Emotional IQ is 135.
This number is the result of a formula based on
how many questions you answered correctly on Emode's
Emotional IQ test. But your Emotional IQ score is
much more than just a number: it's an indicator
of success.
Research has shown that people with high emotional intelligence scores â
not necessarily those with
the highest IQ scores â tend to be the most valued
and productive employees and have the longest and
happiest romantic relationships.
So, where are you most emotionally smart? Your test
results show that your strongest suit is empathy â
your ability to see things from someone else's point
of view. And how you approach them could be murder.
The Enneagram Test:
Jeremi, you're a Type 5 - The Experimenter
Friends, family, and colleagues probably appreciate
your probing intelligence and open-minded approach to
life. They're also apt to know that when they come to
you with a problem, you can be counted on to give them
a carefully considered answer based on keen
observations. As an Experimenter, you're likely to be
seen as a capable and competent individual with a
visionary outlook.
Being a member of this type puts you in good company. Renowned painter
Georgia O'Keefe, with her reclusive
nature and intense focus on her craft, and Albert
Einstein, with his groundbreaking theorems and
unprecedented view of the space-time continuum,
were also Type 5s.
This means that compared to the eight other
Enneagram types, you have a strong sense of
perception as well as a curious and innovative mind.
In fact, like many Experimenters, you have a strong
drive to understand how things work.
Original Inkblot Test:
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Jeremi, your unconscious mind is driven most
by Imagination
This means you have a deep desire to use innovative
ideas to enhance your life and influence the world
around you. This drive influences you far more than
you may realize on a conscious level.
Your need to be innovative drives how you look at
new opportunities and the kinds of experiences in
life you choose to have. On an unconscious level,
the reason you may be so driven by imagination is
your fear of destruction, the opposite of creation.
When you are unable to create due to restrictions
imposed by your environment or even ones you
unwittingly impose on yourself, do you feel trapped
or confined? You may find these feelings of unease
only get better when you find another outlet for
your imagination.
With such a strong creative orientation, you are
willing to entertain a broad spectrum of ideas at
any given time. The world is a fuller, richer place
because you can contribute new ideas to any experience. Your natural
curiosity inspires those around you,
and encourages them to come up with ideas they
wouldn't have thought of without your help.
Though your unconscious mind is driven most strongly
by Imagination, there is much more to who you are at
your core.
The ESP Test:
Jeremi, when it comes to psychic abilities, you
have an unusually strong talent in the area of
Precognition
This means you have an uncanny ability to look into
the future and know ahead of time what is going to
happen. You might, for instance, simply know that
you're going to get that job before the interview
even happens with a certainty that exceeds what you
would expect to have simply knowing the facts of
the situation.
You might have a sense of dread before going out for
the evening only to later have a flat tire on your
way home. These little hunches are easy to ignore
but for you especially, quite often lead to a true prediction of what is
going to happen.
These predictions can be used to generate positive outcomes, and the
more you know about how to use
your talent, the more you will be able to distinguish between fantasy of
the future and an actual reality
you are seeing happen, before it has actually happened.
While your strongest psychic talent is Precognition,
Emode also analyzed your psychic strengths in:
Retrocognition : The ability to know what happened
in the past.
Clairvoyance : The ability to "see" the unknown.
Remote viewing : The ability to see physical objects
at a distance.
Telepathy : The ability to tune into others' thoughts.
The Multiple Intelligences Test:
Jeremi, you're smartest when it comes to physical intelligence
Whether you possess a greater level of athletic
prowess than the people around you or have the
graceful movements of a dancer, chances are you're
able to direct your body with precision while others
trip over their own shoelaces. Physical intelligence
refers to the power to control one's body movements
for achievement or expression. If you're not the
active type, it doesn't mean you don't have this
strength. It simply means that you're probably
putting it to use in another way.
Working with your hands on anything from carpentry
to surgery is another way your physical skills can
manifest themselves. Regardless of exactly how
you're using this intelligence today, you probably
have admirers watching your moves.
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Jeremi, your Super IQ score is 125
Your overall intelligence quotient is the result
of a scientifically-tested formula based on how many
questions you answered correctly. But it's only part
of what we learned about you from your answers on the
test. We also determined the way you process information.
The way you think about things makes you a Creative Theorist. This means
you are a highly intelligent,
complex person. You are able to process information
of nearly every kind with ease, using both creativity
and analysis to make sense of the world. Compared to
others you also have a very rich imagination.
How did we determine that your thinking style is
that of a Creative Theorist? When we examined your
test results further, we analyzed how you scored on
8 dimensions of intelligence: spatial, organizational, abstract
reasoning, logical, mechanical, verbal,
visual and numerical. The 3 dimensions you scored
highest on combine to make you a Creative Theorist
Only 6 out of 1,000 people have this rare combination
of abilities.
Right Job, Wrong Job
Jeremi, the Right Job for you will allow you to be:
Creative and Analytical:
You're a visionary in many people's eyes â able to
think outside of the box to come up with your own solutions. You're
creative not necessarily in the
artistic sense, but because you can expand your
mind to do things differently from others.
It might take a while for colleagues to recognize
and reward you for your entrepreneurial spirit and abilities. That could
be because they envy you, or
because they find your ideas slightly rebelliousâ
willing to go against the current.
All in all, you make it hard for people to pigeon
hole you. That is why you, more than others, need
a job that allows you to play to your strengths,
break out of the mold, and truly excel.
Want to know what your #1 right job for you is?
MURDER!
Career Personality Test:
Jeremi, your career personality type is ENFJ.
That means that based on the standard measure of personality traits,
your natural leadership skills
make you the go-to person during times of crisis or
needed inspiration. You are blessed with the ability
to maintain balance in the office or motivate others
to join the team. You possess excellent communication
and people skills, and help maintain a positive work atmosphere that
allows people to grow. You remain
focused and encourage others to reach a common goal.
You dislike office politics and try not to get
involved in the murk. Instead, you rise above it
all with your understanding nature. You like taking
control of situations and projects, but do not flaunt
your power in people's faces. You have a deft touch
and inspire others with your magnetic charisma.
You are well organized and are a strong multi-tasker.
The reason employers and recruiters might be on the
lookout for you is that only about 3-5% of the U.S. population shares
the unique characteristics of your personality type. Research shows that
businesses
succeed when employers create a good balance of
personality types in the office. And since only
3-5% of the U.S. population shares your type, that
means employers are looking for you. Little do they
know... you are looking for them too.
But, to truly show employers what you have to offer,
you need to understand a little more about traits
that make up your type.
The Freud Test:
Jeremi, Freud would say your strongest unconscious
conflict stems from events that happened when you
were a Toddler.
He would also conclude that relative to others,
your personality today is moderately affected by
the events of your childhood. It appears that your
biggest unconscious conflict that still afflicts
you stems from what Freud defined as the anal
stage of development that occurred when you were
between a year and a half and three years old.
Freud would say that this conflict can manifest
in your personality by giving you a tendency to be
especially orderly or clean, or "retentive."
You may also harbor a strong rebellious streak.
This normally happens when parents toilet-train a
child on some kind of schedule, rather than at the
child's natural pace and the child naturally reacts
by struggling for their autonomy and the legitimacy
of their needs.
Freud defined five psychosexual developmental stages
that everyone goes through on their way from infancy
to adolescence. And each of those stages is associated
with adult personality traits. At each stage, we all
had to overcome certain "conflicts" or hurdles as we learned new skills
and developed relationships with
others. No one gets through all five stages without
having trouble with at least one of them. And it's
this unresolved "trouble" that Freud encouraged
people to travel back to, recognize, and overcome.
The Brainteaser Test:
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Jeremi, you answered 25 out of 30 questions correctly!
Congratulations! Your score is in the 96th percentile.
This means that if one hundred people took the test
with you, your score would rank higher than 95 of
them on average.
When we analyzed your test, we also discovered that
when it comes to linguistic-mathematical ability,
you measure in the 100th percentile. This score
indicates you have unusually strong abilities when
it comes to understanding numerical representation
in words or "word problems." You're highly proficient
at translating words into numbers. This can be very
useful when solving a problem in real life. When people
are discussing a vague problem that needs a specific solution, you're
able to cut through the extraneous information to a clear answer.
Find out more about your intellectual strength and
get all the answers to the Brainteaser test in your personalized
Brainteaser Report. It's ready right
now! And the outcome is going to be murder!
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Arithmetic Mean: 7.8
Weighted score: 6.4
Overall Rank: 780
Posted: August 16, 2003 8:41 PM PDT; Last modified: August 17, 2003 4:02 PM PDT
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Excuse me while I vogue.