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20 most recent comments by horus8 (181-200) and replies

Re: Divorcing Tennessee by Dovina 17-Jul-04/6:08 PM
I surf Dana Point... Go Killer Dana! Fuck the red triangle though; too cold up there.
Re: Mr Blobby V skooby doo!! by MR Blobby 17-Jul-04/6:06 PM
No
Re: An Old Man's Folly (from the diaries of Dave Q. Mysterious) by ?-Dave_Mysterious-? 17-Jul-04/6:04 PM
That's Art 11!
Re: Old Friends by sliver 14-Jul-04/12:33 PM
Old Rearends By Captain Napkin


A wedding mannana
Somewhere in Rowanda
The groom has AIDS
As Uranus fades
Away, yadda yadda
yadda.
Re: swallow it by anonandonandon 14-Jul-04/12:30 PM
Indeed.
Re: Ode to the Bun by JaneDC 14-Jul-04/12:29 PM
fat arse
Re: MR Blobby V bill and ben by MR Blobby 14-Jul-04/12:28 PM
Yes
Re: The Spaz by ?-Dave_Mysterious-? 14-Jul-04/12:12 PM
A Fartstenching Staggering Work Of Weenus
Re: A Year Later (edited a bit) by Sasha 11-Jul-04/11:54 AM
Want a twinkie?
Re: a comment on There's Always Sunday by Shardik 10-Jul-04/1:25 PM
Wow, good luck.
Re: Absolute Truth (about Quarton) by ?-Dave_Mysterious-? 7-Jul-04/7:18 PM
This is a tour bus to Uranus if I've ever seen one, and I have... Toured Uranus.
Re: Urbane Jane by MacFrantic 7-Jul-04/7:16 PM
Sounds like this Fugazi song called "Porch Donkey".
Re: a comment on Order My Book, And $4.00 Will Go To Killing A Pop Star by <{Baba^Yaga}> 4-Jul-04/10:50 PM
I'm buying it just because they spelled my name wrong, that's dope. I'm going to move to Hesperai and kill shit from off of my porch. And then for an added attraction, I'm going to dress up like Martha Stuart and Sodomize Michael Moore.
Re: Nasty Pussy (Just sick and wrong) by LuckyJoe 29-Jun-04/12:05 AM
"Cave bacon" is naturally bitchin'.
Re: Thinking for you by J.B. Manning 29-Jun-04/12:04 AM
Actually, not bad, it's a shame your ass aint rad.
Like mine, in lime, for niggers thirsting -- a lemon fizzy blast of white crack and pink ass.
Re: a comment on Captain Napkin Starring In "The Passion Of Napkin" by horus8 28-Jun-04/5:08 PM
I do however concur on the lackluster of your skin
and the fact that you are exploding-spunk.
Re: Black streets of Hackney by cpill 28-Jun-04/5:05 PM
Dear GOD!!!! NOT STREWN!!!! ...?

Anything but that.
Re: a comment on Captain Napkin Starring In "The Passion Of Napkin" by horus8 28-Jun-04/5:03 PM
No Doug, I can't do that.
Might I offer you a stab at the
number of jelly-beans in my Bow'l?
Re: Origins by Doug 28-Jun-04/1:09 PM
"The Passion Of Napkin" By Mel Jizzbon

Napkin was our spiritual leader.
He died on Uranus for the sins of your mouth.
Napkin was a two ply savior
Until one ply went away
leaving him all alone on Uranus
Napkin folded up and set sail
into the sea, from Uranus.
It was there that he broke the
fish and heeled the bread.

Amen.
Re: a comment on Stuffy by horus8 27-Jun-04/2:52 PM
Fluffy (Squiggle) by Pumice11!

"Pardon me Squire, but dost thou have fluffy?"
I beckoned to the nude boy breaking wind
He said, "pblrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr" then rode off on my palfrey.


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