on Divorcing Tennessee by Dovina
17 Jul 2004, 6:08 PM
I surf Dana Point... Go Killer Dana! Fuck the red triangle though; too cold up there.
on Mr Blobby V skooby doo!! by MR Blobby
17 Jul 2004, 6:06 PM
No
on An Old Man's Folly (from the diaries of Dave Q. Mysterious) by ?-Dave_Mysterious-?
17 Jul 2004, 6:04 PM
That's Art 11!
on Old Friends by sliver
14 Jul 2004, 12:33 PM
Old Rearends By Captain Napkin
A wedding mannana
Somewhere in Rowanda
The groom has AIDS
As Uranus fades
Away, yadda yadda
yadda.
A wedding mannana
Somewhere in Rowanda
The groom has AIDS
As Uranus fades
Away, yadda yadda
yadda.
on swallow it by anonandonandon
14 Jul 2004, 12:30 PM
Indeed.
on Ode to the Bun by JaneDC
14 Jul 2004, 12:29 PM
fat arse
on MR Blobby V bill and ben by MR Blobby
14 Jul 2004, 12:28 PM
Yes
on The Spaz by ?-Dave_Mysterious-?
14 Jul 2004, 12:12 PM
A Fartstenching Staggering Work Of Weenus
on A Year Later (edited a bit) by Sasha
11 Jul 2004, 11:54 AM
Want a twinkie?
replying on There's Always Sunday by Shardik
10 Jul 2004, 1:25 PM
Wow, good luck.
on Absolute Truth (about Quarton) by ?-Dave_Mysterious-?
7 Jul 2004, 7:18 PM
This is a tour bus to Uranus if I've ever seen one, and I have... Toured Uranus.
on Urbane Jane by MacFrantic
7 Jul 2004, 7:16 PM
Sounds like this Fugazi song called "Porch Donkey".
replying on Order My Book, And $4.00 Will Go To Killing A Pop Star by <{Baba^Yaga}>
4 Jul 2004, 10:50 PM
I'm buying it just because they spelled my name wrong, that's dope. I'm going to move to Hesperai and kill shit from off of my porch. And then for an added attraction, I'm going to dress up like Martha Stuart and Sodomize Michael Moore.
on Nasty Pussy (Just sick and wrong) by LuckyJoe
29 Jun 2004, 12:05 AM
"Cave bacon" is naturally bitchin'.
on Thinking for you by J.B. Manning
29 Jun 2004, 12:04 AM
Actually, not bad, it's a shame your ass aint rad.
Like mine, in lime, for niggers thirsting -- a lemon fizzy blast of white crack and pink ass.
Like mine, in lime, for niggers thirsting -- a lemon fizzy blast of white crack and pink ass.
replying on Captain Napkin Starring In "The Passion Of Napkin" by horus8
28 Jun 2004, 5:08 PM
I do however concur on the lackluster of your skin
and the fact that you are exploding-spunk.
and the fact that you are exploding-spunk.
on Black streets of Hackney by cpill
28 Jun 2004, 5:05 PM
Dear GOD!!!! NOT STREWN!!!! ...?
Anything but that.
Anything but that.
replying on Captain Napkin Starring In "The Passion Of Napkin" by horus8
28 Jun 2004, 5:03 PM
No Doug, I can't do that.
Might I offer you a stab at the
number of jelly-beans in my Bow'l?
Might I offer you a stab at the
number of jelly-beans in my Bow'l?
"The Passion Of Napkin" By Mel Jizzbon
Napkin was our spiritual leader.
He died on Uranus for the sins of your mouth.
Napkin was a two ply savior
Until one ply went away
leaving him all alone on Uranus
Napkin folded up and set sail
into the sea, from Uranus.
It was there that he broke the
fish and heeled the bread.
Amen.
Napkin was our spiritual leader.
He died on Uranus for the sins of your mouth.
Napkin was a two ply savior
Until one ply went away
leaving him all alone on Uranus
Napkin folded up and set sail
into the sea, from Uranus.
It was there that he broke the
fish and heeled the bread.
Amen.