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20 most recent comments by horus8 (201-220) and replies

Re: Origins by Doug 26-Jun-04/7:03 PM
My iguana went all listless on me, and I had to give him a mineral colonic... I was very charismatic about it.
Re: a comment on Stuffy by horus8 26-Jun-04/7:00 PM
I only go to orange county for oranges and tropical fish, but never otherwise, unless I'm on duty. Booty duty, lol.
Re: Someday Soon by Drunk Russian Poet 25-Jun-04/4:48 PM
"breaks upon his face" WARM... I bet.


poop.

pull out your chisel and fez.
Re: Tattooed by DR Limerick 25-Jun-04/4:47 PM
Fickle Cocca 10!
Re: | Broken Memory | by | Broken | 24-Jun-04/7:01 PM
Poop pie ala mood.
Re: I Am The Wolf of the Steppes by versus_u 24-Jun-04/6:55 PM
Well for one, this lawnchair, and for two my pristine nudity and Mai Tai.
Re: a comment on Bowling For Turpentine by horus8 24-Jun-04/6:30 PM
Don't forget, "and BLACK TOO... Asswisp"
Simply because, I don't like Doug very much.
I find his writing to be lacking in every major category.
Starting with homosexuallity and ending with bean farming.
Re: Niggers Don't Write Poetry by pain killer 22-Jun-04/4:43 PM
Axle Rose rocked, before the weave and beads.
Re: Skuld Resurrected by SupremeDreamer 22-Jun-04/4:42 PM
Nudered
Re: Blob??****(blob)&& by MR Blobby 22-Jun-04/4:41 PM
Shizzle
Re: Niggers Don't Write Poetry by pain killer 22-Jun-04/4:40 PM
Now you have something in common with niggers besides that gold-tooth and cocked cap.
Re: a comment on Bowling For Turpentine by horus8 16-Jun-04/12:24 PM
That might be true if I were English, but I'm not, I'm NUDELISH.
Re: a comment on First Kiss by david 12-Jun-04/7:03 PM
Swish.
Re: Love by pshah4life 12-Jun-04/7:02 PM
There isn't enough accessible chilled white wine in my house currently for me to put my pee pee on your poeme and hump it furless, but hold this and I'll try.
Re: Lost by arduinn 12-Jun-04/4:17 PM
Pass me the boiled water and funnel.
Re: Of Absinthe and Asphalt by pain killer 12-Jun-04/4:16 PM
I loved how you germinated your feet, now that's just precious.
Re: Of Absinthe and Asphalt by pain killer 12-Jun-04/4:14 PM
When I heard my first English nigger, I laughed, they sound just like the white ones when you close your eyes.
Re: The Businessman by abcmonkey78 12-Jun-04/4:13 PM
Indeed.

Pot rules.
Re: The Ocean Prefers A Sunset by wilco 12-Jun-04/4:10 PM
The first stanza and last two lines are contrived crap, the rest awesome.
Re: a comment on Poet by Shardik 11-Jun-04/7:26 PM
Hot seat, and spackle, he has a penchant for spackle.


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