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20 most recent comments by horus8 (2901-2920) and replies

Re: the queue by Nimrod's son 26-Jul-02/2:31 PM
that's how i felt yesterday surfing the wedge. i wanted to drown the fuck out of myself, but i just wouldn't go down. do you go down G-man. drink newcastle allday twist fatties...hiyah...a
Re: R'lyeh by razorgrin 26-Jul-02/1:20 PM
A. volcanos scare me (B) i'm already clear (C) L .ron is the name of my 15 foot python, to bad he's a vegan (fucking pussy ass jungle reptile) Why can't i buy pets that kill. kill KILL... BESIDES WORSHIP THE SPOON, THE NAKED HAND CARVED NUN, and your tampon string. call me sentimental.p
Re: My Angel by emilys369 26-Jul-02/1:12 PM
COME ON EVERYONE LET'S ALL NAME OURSELVES AFTER ANGELS AND WRITE ANGEL SONGS AND POEMS AND USE ANGEL SOFT TOILET PAPER AND EAT ANGEL FOOD CAKE. i'm out for blood now you scrotum strokers. i'm on an angel hunt. sound the trumpets.
Re: Society by Garrett S Sexton 26-Jul-02/1:08 PM
your mother was my dildo sharpener. lets start a cult. 10!!!!???
Re: grope by Mister Cakes 25-Jul-02/11:14 PM
"Cleavage is fun", said the pope to the penguin wearing perfume 
Re: stupid by mogwai 25-Jul-02/10:58 PM
the light bulb over your head just transformed into a rolling pigeon. i hope nobody feeds you after midnight, and then splashes water on you. cuz anymore poetry like this.. wait.. better yet take out a clean white t-shirt and a black marker, and write this poem on it ... wear it outside, or to the mall, you know what. turn it into an iron-on. we'll be rich. i'll send the contract over immediatelyb
Re: Heaven vs. Hell by angel born in hell 25-Jul-02/10:43 PM
"and the angels of god slept upon the daughters of man creating giants" this website aparently houses all of the known serephin ever identified we have hot ones, cold ones, dark ones, old ones, good ones and really poo pooy ones (hold the poi mom it's time for the pig blood and lu out) don't kill yourself "they are never worth it" now hillary clinton naked on cocaine. that's a death sentence p
Re: Hate Me by lucky_cmc 25-Jul-02/9:38 PM
So pete likes rap, and you don't like cuss words? rap rythm? hate? try saying cunt whistle with your arses. rap is for muslims like john linde walker, and cussing is a beatiful way to be descriptive (if you wear a backwards baseball cap and listen to rap u must be prolific writers. i'm humbled.;ASLS..???
Re: Santa Ana, California by bondjedi 25-Jul-02/12:31 PM
Poncho villa was a hermaphrodite
I went to chino highschool
lets tip cows and rob banks
Re: IT'S ONLY A JOB by horus8 25-Jul-02/12:26 PM
i do! and i want my blue peter badge to come with the secret decoder ring & some crackerjack tatoos' thank you oh acolyte of the small green master'
Re: Volkswagon by ErgoErgun 25-Jul-02/12:17 PM
German's sure know how to build'em. I enjoy your workE
Re: Morphine Cherries of August by horus8 25-Jul-02/11:36 AM
guilt produces the occasional piece
Re: Jesus was a necromancer by horus8 25-Jul-02/11:33 AM
of course. that's a given. thanx for the 666d
Re: summer by itchiwitch 24-Jul-02/4:22 AM
East coast humidity can fell the highest constitutions. <you're up late>
Re: Eleemosynary for the undeserving but forward foreigner by ErgoErgun 24-Jul-02/12:47 AM
oh master.. i can feel the stiffness of your member telekineticly pulling up my shorts. you have a gift. sell it. package it . fuckyour schoolteacher. design cookies..oh master 10
Re: My Mind by RWAndersen 24-Jul-02/12:40 AM
hopeless has two definitions, platypus hocker, lipstick vandangler. take your pick
Re: Me and the Darkness by aurora 23-Jul-02/7:09 PM
i seriously doubt that, try zanex, dildo's, and les miserables w/ a little jane's addiction
Re: Lonely by eviltwin 23-Jul-02/7:07 PM
I've been to Mt. Baldy, the Zen guy there said come back tomorrow with some banannas. monkeys like banannas. I like monkeysy
Re: Fire (a haiku series) by eviltwin 23-Jul-02/5:55 PM
I'm not much of a haiku evalu-ater, but i likes this one. i likes mines rawwwww....a
Re: Cow Do by http://David Bowman 23-Jul-02/4:34 PM
You are also a rich terrarium yearning to grow the flesh of god (shrooms) you must be kin of DarkAngel now the poo poo can find more shoes to ruin. we all worship shit in these fine caverns. welcomet


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