Re: close to wonderland by crwncka1	25-Jul-03/9:39 PM
My friend, you be-ake a fine turdloaf. You are the worst poet alive by far. This poem is a gag.
Re: neverland by crwncka1	25-Jul-03/9:59 PM
Amazing, it's like a maze through down syndrome.
Re: tower of pain by crwncka1	25-Jul-03/10:05 PM
The curse of the meacock.
regarding some deleted poem...	25-Jul-03/11:03 PM
Once I spelled "tounge" 'catfish'. It was very impressive and 'metaphorical'. I was rebelling.
Re: Amelioration is only relative by Freethinker1602	26-Jul-03/1:37 AM
Death by popcorn.
Re: The Sadistic Mirth by Freethinker1602	26-Jul-03/11:38 AM
An opera for the bolemic.
Re: Equality by Freethinker1602	26-Jul-03/11:41 AM
You need to shut up and suck my Rodzilla.
regarding some deleted poem...	26-Jul-03/12:20 PM
Story of my younger years, but smirnoff ice? Good Christ, I've heard of some desperate shit, but this takes the cake. There's a typo in the latter half, by the way. It was nonetheless quite amusing.
Re: Curse fait by Freethinker1602	26-Jul-03/12:33 PM
A prostitute with a wooden clitoris, and ah... on ahhh, oh! on GHP, right? I'm getting closer though? Right? I think so, this is fun, it's better than that movie the Cell. And that's all that matters. It's like a scavenger hunt with that guy from slingblade "Not funny gay ha ha, funny queer, hmm ha.".
Re: Escape is an Unaffordable luxury by Freethinker1602	26-Jul-03/12:52 PM
Yes, as Bachus would say "Nice fucking socks" Now, off to throw tissue, good day.
regarding some deleted poem...	26-Jul-03/12:56 PM
http://poemranker.com/poem-details.jsp?id=48945
Re: Choices by INTRANSIT	27-Jul-03/11:46 AM
Better than inside out underwear.
Re: The Rose by Queen of Tease	27-Jul-03/1:36 PM
Quite the tease.
Re: Dildo (formerly titled "It") by http://bandgeek	27-Jul-03/1:37 PM
Yep, you're a band geek.
regarding some deleted poem...	27-Jul-03/1:39 PM
satan...satan...SATAN! lol.
Re: The Heart of a Man by Queen of Tease	27-Jul-03/1:48 PM
Now I liked this. Here's a tightening; The heart of a man Is so simple and thin It is so stubborn That it never gives in The heart of a man Is so different and plain It has no emotions Towards the women he's lain The heart of a man Is so small and black It has no rhythm For the feeling it lacks The heart of a man Is so mischevious and crude It has no manners and is always rude The heart of a man Is so protective and possesive It has no doubts That it's always obsessive. Yippee, let's square dance to it. 10!
regarding some deleted poem...	27-Jul-03/1:53 PM
Savignoun, poetry, dessert, headboarding, childbirth, 9-5, souphouse, tombstone. Math doesn't lie.
Re: Desert Rain by Don-Quixote	27-Jul-03/2:30 PM
[I am cheese man] Lord of the melt. lol. You lie! You're bald! Bald! And you live in a hut in new guinnea.
Re: An Enviable Task by cleverdevice	27-Jul-03/3:08 PM
This is good, did you write it?
Re: Ideology for a new era by walrus8	27-Jul-03/3:27 PM
I feel such hope here.