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Dildo (formerly titled "It") (Free verse) by http://bandgeek
Do you really use that thing enough to make it worth it to buy it maintain it and haul it around instead of renting one like the rest of us?

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Posted: July 27, 2003 11:50 AM PDT; Last modified: July 27, 2003 1:04 PM PDT
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[9] SupremeDreamer @ 204.31.163.21 | 27-Jul-03/11:54 AM | Reply
... what the fuck is the point of this poem? i feel like a crack addict thats been cheated.. here, lets re title this damned piece of shit to "Dildo". THEN, atleast it would be FUNNY. Blessed with 4.
[n/a] http://bandgeek @ 24.97.224.6 > SupremeDreamer | 27-Jul-03/12:01 PM | Reply
Its about marriage, so yeah, Dildo would be a good title.
[6] DurtKL @ 68.75.20.183 | 27-Jul-03/12:40 PM | Reply
Hmm...
What is 'it'?
[9] SupremeDreamer @ 204.31.163.21 > DurtKL | 27-Jul-03/12:42 PM | Reply
when i put my first thought aside (which was dildo) a ring comes to mind. cmon man, the noggen needs electricity to operate, give it a few shocks.
[6] DurtKL @ 68.75.20.183 > SupremeDreamer | 27-Jul-03/12:46 PM | Reply
Oh
I thought it was a U-Haul
[9] SupremeDreamer @ 204.31.163.21 > DurtKL | 27-Jul-03/12:47 PM | Reply
some imagination lol. ;P
[6] DurtKL @ 68.75.20.183 > SupremeDreamer | 27-Jul-03/12:51 PM | Reply
well one needs to use it in a poem like this one
becuz i have no idea what this guy is talking about.
technically it could even be a paintball gun or Skis or even a dildo like you said.
[9] SupremeDreamer @ 204.31.163.21 > DurtKL | 27-Jul-03/1:00 PM | Reply
thats why it has two fours. I just hope he renames it to dildo.. that would be fucking hilariouse.. id give it an eight or a nine then.
[6] DurtKL @ 68.75.20.183 > SupremeDreamer | 27-Jul-03/1:02 PM | Reply
rented dildos...hmm
u could start a biz that does that
you can set Rent-a-Dicks up at various
motels across the country.
i'd recommend the Hilton.
Maybe you can get the two Hilton sisters to be spokeswomen
or even teh Olsen sisters
[n/a] http://bandgeek @ 24.97.224.6 > DurtKL | 27-Jul-03/1:06 PM | Reply
Read the above comment, it is about marriage. Why haul it around and maintain it instead of rent sex like everyone else. Get it? And I am sure you mean "guy" in the genderless way, like "you guys".
[6] DurtKL @ 68.75.20.183 > http://bandgeek | 27-Jul-03/1:11 PM | Reply
sure i meant guy in the sterile not sexist way.......

i mean now that you've told me that it is about marraige i can see that...but if one would read it w/o being told they will have a hard time in figuring it out and prolly will not be able to
[n/a] http://bandgeek @ 24.97.224.6 > DurtKL | 27-Jul-03/1:21 PM | Reply
Yeah, I know, but the metaphor is marriage. The non-metaphorical "it" could be about any possession we carry around, like stupid VHS movies from the 80's or Nalgene water bottles.
[n/a] http://mulberryfairy @ 24.97.224.6 | 27-Jul-03/12:55 PM | Reply
I think the marriage metaphor works, otherwise, I would think kayak.
[6] DurtKL @ 68.75.20.183 > http://mulberryfairy | 27-Jul-03/1:04 PM | Reply
eh the thought of marraige rarely enters this 20 year olds mind
so maybe i did not see it.
i however own a kayak and would never rent one
[9] SupremeDreamer @ 204.31.163.21 | 27-Jul-03/1:06 PM | Reply
YAHOOO!!! yes. bravo. good choice my friend, its a damned fine piece now. heres that nine i promised.
[n/a] horus8 @ 24.126.113.154 | 27-Jul-03/1:37 PM | Reply
Yep, you're a band geek.
[10] Lifeboatman @ 202.78.97.13 | 27-Jul-03/9:36 PM | Reply
hehe.. lost of things come to mind... but this is quite appropriate... 10
[n/a] deleted user @ 24.222.81.233 | 19-May-04/1:01 PM | Reply
Is this about new found land?
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