| Re: I Usually Wear Pants by razorgrin |
9-Sep-03/9:28 AM |
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Purple Y fronts with brown spots and go fast stripes at the side (but that's just me)
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| Re: museheart is internationally published by scitz |
9-Sep-03/9:27 AM |
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(speliing mistake intentional to go wiv me bad powertry)
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| Re: museheart is internationally published by scitz |
9-Sep-03/9:26 AM |
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I herebty promise not to defile you.
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| Re: museheart is internationally published by scitz |
9-Sep-03/9:25 AM |
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| Re: WHY IS THE MEDIA SO LONDON-CENTRIC? Written last Tuesday by Nicholas Jones |
11-Aug-03/4:13 AM |
It amazes me that whenever I see a Sci fi movie all the aliens choose to land in London, New York, Los Angeles. I mean what the fucks wrong with Mid Glamorgan? they could hide in the valleys undetected and then launch a surprise attack. As for that Ken Livingstone Mayor of London I have never seen a man fall so badly from the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
Fuck London and its shit food, posh talking scabs from Peckham, and its drivers ahhh man those drivers.
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| Re: a comment on I An Anew (re edit) by scitz |
8-Aug-03/6:54 AM |
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| Re: A Poem For World Peace. by GAY AS FU*K |
8-Aug-03/6:52 AM |
Let me tell you bro that I welled up when I read this. I think your a natural leader and your voice needs to be heard so send this to 10 Downing Street and Washington, Brussels - FUCK IT ! ! ! go to the Moslem communties, their Mosques and read this.
I think the Whitney Houston finale really enhances your moral viewpoint on the really nasty and horridable world we live in today.
Finally heres a 10 and your right it should not matter if we're Black, White, Gay (or in your case just camp) Jewish, or 'Dirty British' JUDGEMENT DAY IS HERE AND GAY AS FUCK HAS DECLARED IT.
NOW LETS ALL TRY AND CHANGE.
******I JUST WANT TO SAY I LOVE YOU ALL ON POEM(E)RANKER******
Lets change the way we live I have started by throwing my C.F.C. aerosol under arm deodorant out in to the river.
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| Re: The Final Say by Nightmare-Poet |
8-Aug-03/6:26 AM |
This would make a great pimple thats why your not bagging the 10s. An impudent entree in to that category would be advised .
Heres a 5 and i'll 10 it if its a pimple.
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| Re: He's Dead You Bastards (for zzinia) by scitz |
5-Aug-03/8:29 AM |
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God I must be slipping that took 5 mins to do and I'm welling up.
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| Re: a comment on I wanna die by scitz |
5-Aug-03/8:01 AM |
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| Re: The Neckbrace of Evil by Bachus |
5-Aug-03/7:01 AM |
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| Re: a comment on The Longest Wait (Revised) by Caducus |
5-Aug-03/7:00 AM |
Cads taking your advice but hates re-writes (I've just stuck a price tag on his back for some shoes)
Childish but satisfying I know.
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| Re: a comment on I wanna die by scitz |
5-Aug-03/6:54 AM |
Z
I will wear this dishonourable crown with pride. I recently attended a student poetry evening filled with train spotters and ugly teens with yellowheads on the brink of explosion. There was a young lad called 'Malcolm Spurgeon' who started crying as he read 'The Destruction Of Me' at the end a posse of girls (who were crying) asked him to write one for them about there experiences. By the end of the night he had snogged the lot of them and thought he was a God at poetry. I must admit to having a soft spot for Malcolm for his sheer incompetence and bravado he had a taste at the big time.
I may enter next week once I have eaten lots of high cholestrol foods to make me look the part, what do you think Z?
shall i go for it?
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| Re: a comment on Your Great by scitz |
31-Jul-03/9:25 AM |
Why thanks, I have entered it at poetry.com and think it may win the $60,000 prize. It is my mission in life to pay them $150 for the 'cherrywood vase' that is apparently so heavy I have to bring a friend with me just to carry it home.
Now please excuse me as I have zits to pop .
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| Re: Middleman by INTRANSIT |
28-Jul-03/9:08 AM |
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| Re: The Bearded Men by walrus8 |
25-Jul-03/12:30 PM |
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Dark Dude its only hair ! do not despair
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| Re: #1 entry from Chico, the star stalker on Pico by <{Baba^Yaga}> |
25-Jul-03/12:27 PM |
Hilarious, just the thought of you in spandex with a mullett, Gof I miss Paul Michael Glasier and Huggie.
Tell me do you live near these dudes ?
You crease me up
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| Re: Scarecrow by horus8 |
15-Jul-03/4:20 PM |
Lose the title how about:
Killing crows.
also last line possibility:
This rivers gone dirty when you turned it to wine,
At least you cant hurt me, if your no longer mine,#
She cried me a river of crocodile tears,
And I drown in the torrent of yesteryears.
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| Re: Scarecrow by horus8 |
15-Jul-03/4:07 PM |
This is a waayy cool opening but its title lets itself down only due to our sperm perm sock shoving crotch fake timberlake. But its late here midnight, midweek and my brain juices are flaking but i have to say H8 this is the best I have read of yours, I have no MP3
fuck ! 10
And any cu** blue voting this below 5 i'm about to unbutton my zip so get ready to munch on my blower constrictor.
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| Re: walking by Rodavlas |
15-Jul-03/3:59 PM |
Last stanzas good but the rest makes me want to blow bubbilicious and read teen mags. Lick this respectable number
5
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