| Poem: Submit | Random | Best | Worst | Recent | Comments |
|
#1 entry from Chico, the star stalker on Pico (Free verse) by <{Baba^Yaga}> Okay, so I'm outside of Jared Leto's
house, and I'm whistling "Walking on
the moon" by the Police, and doing my figure
eight circles between the tree and the hedgerow.
When out walk Cameron Diaz in a tiff with
a painting. She wedges it into the trash.
Jumps into her Blk Vw Bug w/thirty seconds to mars
sticker on it, and rips out of there.
Okay, so she did not see me, for I had leaped,
ninja like into the gutter, though my
tight hot pink spandex and mullet are
a bit noticable, I hid my face, behind
the "Enquirer" I keep with me, in case
there is no toilet paper.
Okay, so this
is when I grabbed said picture of art, and dashed
home to dance naked and kareoke while preparing
my traditional Korean dinner, after doing these t'ings,
I inspected my treasure. It was a rockstar with his
penis pushed through a girls ass and out her belly,
and she had no head, and he was reaching around her
and grabbin' his own cock all in the shape of an air
guitar tribute to something only Jared understands.
Okay, so now we know that it's only a matter
of time before all stars are twelve naked on
stage with penis shaped boxing gloves and sex
toys fisting their parents, peers, countrys,
and galaxys to death, because everybody's after them.
And life is unfair, and full of let downs.
We all want their lovely fucking pricks pin cushioning
us forever. This is why I love this town.
And have become an expert at Trashomancy.
Okay, so next week we will be visiting
someone new, A sexy Jew, Jason Biggs, the pie
guy, bless 'is heart. Okay, so see you then, and
remember your trash cans are my chrystal balls.
Up the ladder:
Optimism, pessimism and my quarter theory
Down the ladder:
Karma
Votes: (green: user, blue: anonymous)
Arithmetic Mean: 7.0
Posted: July 25, 2003 12:15 PM PDT; Last modified: July 25, 2003 12:15 PM PDTWeighted score: 6.0 Overall Rank: 1295 Comments:
haha i love
"and dashed home to dance naked and kareoke while preparing my traditional Korean dinner," fucking koreans and their kareoke
DurtKL, I sincerely wonder what compels you to use racial slurs every chance you get? Do you do it for laughts, or are you actually angry at various racial and ethnic groups?
hey
fuck you i am korean so suck my dick
Since you're Korean maybe you could help. I find that all Koreans look the same to me. And they all talk in the same way and seem to have the same personalities. As far as I can tell they all think the same thoughts, wear the same clothes, eat the same foods and like the same musics. Are they all just the same person? A bit like The Borg in Star Trek?
Incidentally, I once knew a Korean exchange student who went missing for two weeks. It turned out that he had spent the entire fortnight in a 24-hour kareoke bar.
and they all smell of kimchi and they all own cheap clothing shops called Fashion Lady or Fashion 4 U or Fashion Love or Fashion Joy and we you try to return something they yell at you "You no undastan! No refun! Ekchain only! Undastan? Ekchain only!!!
fuck you!
RACIST! haha
we also set them up in the ghettos
and sell that shit to blacks and get rich off them and thenwe buy our new ass homes in the hills where there are no blacks but then when the blacks riot over stupid shit then they burn down our stores and the cycle happens all over again so simba that is how the ghetto works
it's cuz we're communal creatures
kind of like ants we're all sterile which accounts for our small penises and we only listen to our queen who is a big whore
Ha! ahh ha ha! Good one.
u think i'm racist?
ha ok my white castle poem was about stereotypes saying NIGGER and SPIC doesn't always have to mean to be racist they are words strong words i wasn't trying to be a neo nazi son of hitler shit ok? and i used racials slurs in ONE fucking poems so why don't you stfu
i didn't mean suck my dickl
i just got home and i'm drunk now i would like to solve this pecasfully so ignore my negative comments earlier but i am not a racist i sayd fucking kroeans and theri kareoke cuz i am kroean and i understand korean obseesion with that fucking cursed device i had to deal with my paretns invititng their friendss over every weeeknd night to sing horribly in fron to of our fuking tv ogodnith
Yeah, I can tell you're drunk by your slurred typing. But, anyway, I was trying to be judgmental, I just wondered what compelled you to comment in that way so frequently, and I haven't read anything else by you, so your poem and that comment were my only frames of reference. I did consider writing "I hope you're Korean" but I didn't want to set you up to be even more defensive if you weren't Korean. But, who cares, you don't have to resolve it peacefully ... I don't know you, I really just was curious because I've known several different regions of racists (Southern, Midwestern, Northeastern US and my German grandmother), and kind of wondered if you were part of that or if it was something else. I totally got that your other poem was about stereotypes, but when you ended it with wiggers, chiggers, niggers, etc. you added judgment to your observations, instead of just letting the stereotypes be stereotypes.
I know you thought I was lecturing you, but I didn't mean to, I just wanted you to be aware of how you were coming across. I know we all have hang-ups- I know I am sexist and racist and allow myself to reap the benefits of white privilege, so how could I judge you?
Look, dont be a sensitive virgin.. makes you a tastefull target.. Idiots spend time asking people why they use racist comments or make such jokes concerning racism.. people with brains laugh, nod, and move onwards to new horizons, without a second thought.. but the GODDAMNED naive maidenhead girl stands there, mouth open (as if ready to suck), whining "BUT THAT WAS RACIST".. and then the black man cums in her mouth.
With all due respect, you don't know me well enough to assume me to be a sensitive virgin. I grew up living on welfare in subsidized housing like everyone else, and anyway, not many sensitive folks would willingly put their "poems" on here to get insulted, or, for that matter, be willing to say something about someone's comment knowing that other people would be offended. As a social worker, I have an ethical mandate, on and off duty (but I'm on call 24-7 anyway, so that distinction doesn't matter), to confront oppression, even if it means getting messy and being thought naive. (And like most social workers, I have a tendency to be too serious.)
im a poet... i have a ridiculous obsession with the use of metaphors so dont worry, i didnt say that you were actually unexperienced in sex.. its sad that your mind is that rigid to not see that. And.. btw, who the fuck is being oppressed? the minorities? if words are that oppressive, then we are gods man.. i can attack without standing, i can simply sit and move me fingers..
I lived in East Side San Jose.. the mexican hellhole, and being white, i didnt make many friends.. so shove it pal, i dont need your shit, dont think that im some white surburbia kid who lived a nice life.. i didnt. I've been through shit that you couldn't comprehend.. Now, i don't hate mexicans, blacks, jews,.. i dont hate for pathetic reasons, i judge by character, thats it. I have a puerto rican friend.. i make 2000 racist jokes to his face, you know how oppressed he is? he laughs alot, hes been telling me to stop, since he can hardly breathe. THATS CHARACTER..
To be an oppressor you need power.
:( I dont' have any cept this little submit vote button. i love my chicano friends and i hate my chicano enemies my white friends make racist jokes to me and i spit them right back it's all good.
you have power.. words. my good friend, have you forgotten the power of the pen? ;P
There is nothing ethical about dating a man. It is both gay and homosexual, and in the words of Mother Teresa, "absolutely appalling"... UNLESS, OF COURSE, YOU'RE THE AMAZING MULBERRY FAIRY! See how she charges blindly through the late night streets of poemeranker - now so pumped full of drugs and oppression that you can't even cross the road without being injected by a giant needle full of racist abuse. Her stained cape billowing uselessly behind her, she fearlessly upholds the integrity of her precious ethical mandate, regardless of what accidentally ends up landing on her face, and despite the fact that her mandate is probably a load of absolute guff. It's a jungle out there. A vast, steaming pile of mediocrity, self-delusion and lies... and that's just from horus8! Who knows what untold splats of misery lie at the heart of this giant dungheap of wanton literature? So go, mulberryfairy! Go! Confront the evils of this world! Listen to your heart and let gullibility be your guide, safe in the knowledge that your maturity and poverty stricken background will see you through...
knowledge, I might add, that appears to be stored in the unbelievable smugness of your bloated face.
ah.. you manage to be funny at times, i must admit, i laughed up a storm reading this. :) nice job.
You're a worthless, boring prawne. Don't reply to my comments, because you're rubbish.
Hrmm. Whats with the hateful anger good ole pal? And I'm rubbish eh? oh well. i guess i just do what me can. ;)
I live in white suburbia
BUT I'M KOREAN! I face SUV oppression every day! My caucasion oppressors ram my flimsy Hyundai with their Excursions or their Navigators. :( So, don't sit their and lecture me about being a tough welfare child.
"Yeah, I can tell you're drunk by your slurred typing. But, anyway, I was trying to be judgmental, I just wondered what compelled you to comment in that way so frequently"
Since he's drunk... What's your excuse?
If you are talking about the typo "was" versus "was not", my excuse is my work schedule. If you are talking about the topic, I will excuse myself w/ idealism. See bio.
lol. Certainly, I was just shaking your cage. Thanks for your feedback as of late. When did you join the ranker?
571 view(s)
|
||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Tell me do you live near these dudes ?
You crease me up