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Free verse № 57493

The Bearded Men

by walrus8

Member since 2003 · Posted 25 Jul 2003 · 8 comments

Have you all heard About the bearded men? They come with guns From far Phnom Penh! I've got the runs! It's the bearded men! I'll spread the word If you call the UN. The bearded men Will make us cry: They're coming again, And we don't know why. It's the bearded men! I'm really scared! They're coming again, And we're not prepared!

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[6] http://mulberryfairy 25-Jul-03/9:13 AM Reply
With your valuable feedback about the switch from "mouth" to "anus", I think you should replace men with "women"...
"It's the bearded women!
I'm really scared!
They're coming again,
And we're not prepared!"
And how could we be?
[n/a] thepinkbunnyofdoom › http://mulberryfairy 25-Jul-03/9:31 AM Reply
But then it'd make tOO much sense.
[n/a] walrus8 › thepinkbunnyofdoom 25-Jul-03/9:34 AM Reply
I've warned you before! Remember the three questions? To reiterate, they are as follows.

a) Is this an annoying, pointless attempt to ingratiate myself with the adult poetes?
b) Will anyone actually read this, or will it just take up 10 miles of space on comment-recent.jsp because they can see from the first five tedium-ridden words exactly what the rest is going to say?
c) Could I post this on my shitty livejournal instead of defecating it all over Poemeranker?
[n/a] thepinkbunnyofdoom › walrus8 25-Jul-03/12:14 PM Reply
If you knew anything, you'd know I'm too stupid to read warnings.
[8] <{Baba^Yaga}> 25-Jul-03/11:41 AM Reply
Aint that the truth.
[n/a] scitz 25-Jul-03/12:30 PM Reply
Dark Dude its only hair ! do not despair
[8] <{Baba^Yaga}> 25-Jul-03/1:34 PM Reply
I knew from the get go, but who gives a fuck about vipersna or dark angel really? lol.
[n/a] Bachus 26-Jul-03/4:46 PM Reply
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