Have you all heard
About the bearded men?
They come with guns
From far Phnom Penh!
I've got the runs!
It's the bearded men!
I'll spread the word
If you call the UN.
The bearded men
Will make us cry:
They're coming again,
And we don't know why.
It's the bearded men!
I'm really scared!
They're coming again,
And we're not prepared!