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Haiku № 64421

I Usually Wear Pants

by razorgrin

Member since 2002 · Posted 9 Sep 2003 · 11 comments

Short skirt caught in bag Black lace thong displayed. No one mentions it to me.

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11 comments

[9] Tintagiles 9-Sep-03/9:10 AM Reply
Perhaps, dearlink, but with the pants you wear, you still have to make sure you've got your coat behind you every time you sit down...
[n/a] razorgrin › Tintagiles 10-Sep-03/6:39 AM Reply
Bunny, there's a world of difference between a little plumber crack and a little over half of my ass.
[10] Bill Z Bub 9-Sep-03/9:12 AM Reply
Ten, because I'm a horndog.
[7] scitz 9-Sep-03/9:28 AM Reply
Purple Y fronts with brown spots and go fast stripes at the side (but that's just me)
[9] http://bandgeek 9-Sep-03/9:39 AM Reply
And why would they?
[10] Bachus 9-Sep-03/11:51 AM Reply
Oh boy! umm I'll take that and a sanewitch, pliz.
[8] ?-Dave_Mysterious-? 9-Sep-03/3:06 PM Reply
I take it by "pants" you mean trousers? Are you not acquainted with proper English? Nonetheless, a most arousing haiku.
[n/a] razorgrin › ?-Dave_Mysterious-? 10-Sep-03/6:53 AM Reply
I use the bastard English of your most tree-infested of ex-colonies. Thanks, though.
[9] LuckyJoe 10-Sep-03/6:32 AM Reply
No one says anything about it because they're perverted and want to look at it ;):P
[9] Tintagiles › LuckyJoe 10-Sep-03/9:56 AM Reply
There is nothing whatsoever perverted about wanting to look at Razorgrin's ass.

Oops, did I just say that aloud?
[7] Glasseyez 9-Feb-06/9:16 PM Reply
Im sorry, but if I knew you I would mention it really