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I Usually Wear Pants (Haiku) by razorgrin
Short skirt caught in bag Black lace thong displayed. No one mentions it to me.

Up the ladder: Killing Ben Afleck
Down the ladder: She wishes

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Arithmetic Mean: 7.076923
Weighted score: 6.5183525
Overall Rank: 674
Posted: September 9, 2003 9:03 AM PDT; Last modified: September 9, 2003 9:03 AM PDT
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[9] Tintagiles @ 142.166.239.107 | 9-Sep-03/9:10 AM | Reply
Perhaps, dearlink, but with the pants you wear, you still have to make sure you've got your coat behind you every time you sit down...
[n/a] razorgrin @ 192.197.142.103 > Tintagiles | 10-Sep-03/6:39 AM | Reply
Bunny, there's a world of difference between a little plumber crack and a little over half of my ass.
[10] Bill Z Bub @ 24.43.48.67 | 9-Sep-03/9:12 AM | Reply
Ten, because I'm a horndog.
[7] scitz @ 62.105.119.105 | 9-Sep-03/9:28 AM | Reply
Purple Y fronts with brown spots and go fast stripes at the side (but that's just me)
[9] http://bandgeek @ 216.195.146.16 | 9-Sep-03/9:39 AM | Reply
And why would they?
[10] Bachus @ 24.126.113.154 | 9-Sep-03/11:51 AM | Reply
Oh boy! umm I'll take that and a sanewitch, pliz.
[8] ?-Dave_Mysterious-? @ 195.92.67.68 | 9-Sep-03/3:06 PM | Reply
I take it by "pants" you mean trousers? Are you not acquainted with proper English? Nonetheless, a most arousing haiku.
[n/a] razorgrin @ 192.197.142.103 > ?-Dave_Mysterious-? | 10-Sep-03/6:53 AM | Reply
I use the bastard English of your most tree-infested of ex-colonies. Thanks, though.
[9] LuckyJoe @ 216.248.118.220 | 10-Sep-03/6:32 AM | Reply
No one says anything about it because they're perverted and want to look at it ;):P
[9] Tintagiles @ 142.166.233.222 > LuckyJoe | 10-Sep-03/9:56 AM | Reply
There is nothing whatsoever perverted about wanting to look at Razorgrin's ass.

Oops, did I just say that aloud?
[7] Glasseyez @ 204.49.132.59 | 9-Feb-06/9:16 PM | Reply
Im sorry, but if I knew you I would mention it really
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