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Killing Ben Afleck (Free verse) by Shardik Closet case Boston blue blood
You should shut your fucking pie hole.
Suck Matt's cock
Suck Matt's cock
Project green light is a disgrace to
Artistic integrity and Cultures abroad.
you are sure some piece of work
you piece of shit
I'd like to fucking have a word with
you one day, and baby it'd be murder
Because I'm a natural born killer
I'm that motherfucker in the back of
your mind you've always prayed avoid.
but now, I've got your scent and your
number, how 'bout them apples?
Where do you get off
fucking around with the
process of creation.
You California grill,
Beanie wearing, mercedes
pimping, wannabe machismo
Tom Cruise clone
golf ball scrubbing
chirping fairy, FUCK!
sporty Weinstein boy tea bagger.
I only want five.
Five fucking minutes.
To show you why.
I'm the darkest half
You'll ever nightmare.
Bomb in your cell phone
Bomb in your cool ring.
You fucking lamb lamber
Motherfucker you're mine
with a box of chocolate
covered bullets.
Up the ladder:
Hermes Trigamestus (was not a monk edit)
Down the ladder:
I Usually Wear Pants
Votes: (green: user, blue: anonymous)
Arithmetic Mean: 7.076923
Posted: July 24, 2003 4:56 PM PDT; Last modified: July 24, 2003 4:56 PM PDTWeighted score: 6.5183525 Overall Rank: 673 Comments:
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Bill Z Bub @ 24.112.182.9
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24-Jul-03/7:03 PM
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Yeah, wipe that smarmy grin off his J-Lo Ass munching face. Ten.
Displaced aggression?
I believe this is what one would call 'focused aggression', but nice try!
No, I meant what I said. Ben Afleck, even if you hate him, is not worth the passion you are wasting on him here.
Woa. i guess good will hunting wasnt a favorite of yours. ;P 9.
remember to eat a sandwich afterwards
with some skittles
FYI: a little sound bite that was on netscape said this, thought you'd appreciate:
"New Breed of Men: Metrosexuals Metrosexual: (noun) Of or pertaining to a straight, urban male who is eager to embrace and even show off his feminine side, especially when it comes to expensive haircuts, designer suits, and $40 face cream. And thanks to a certain type of male celebrity (read: David Beckham, Justin Timberlake, and Ben Affleck), it's now cool for a man to own 43 pairs of Bruno Magli shoes, wear moisturizer, and paint his nails. At least, that's what The New York Times and a handful of papers around the globe say. "
Men have been doing that for 20,000 years already. I believe this goes beyond all of that.
I needed to smile today
Feeling aggressive are we?
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