She wishes

by INTRANSIT

Member since 2002 · Posted 11 Oct 2003 · 7 comments

She wishes his penis a little shorter and his tongue a little longer.

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7 comments

[8] nentwined 12-Oct-03/8:37 AM Reply

I read this with pain. 8.

[1] peaceseeker 12-Oct-03/9:52 AM Reply

obviously he doesn't know how to use either one.

[9] deleted user 12-Oct-03/2:54 PM Reply

I think this is super super funny. LOL Full 9

[10] <{Baba^Yaga}> 30-Oct-03/10:15 AM Reply

Where did all your poems go?

[n/a] INTRANSIT › <{Baba^Yaga}> 1-Nov-03/6:07 AM Reply

I made the big-eyes-and stick-your-tongue-out, face and they ran away. weeping. weeping. I feel inferior sometimes and then I get frustrated and yank them. All my scores were average. I saw no need to keep writing average poetry. Poemranker is the worst kind of addiction.

[9] eyrbare 18-Nov-03/8:01 PM Reply

Superb short (poem, that is)!

[1] *.*ReAdY To SnAp*.* 9-Feb-05/5:07 PM Reply

ok than