Re: a comment on Is It Love by angel_uy	26-Oct-02/11:46 PM
I think I might have but I'm not sure
Re: Surpass the Dream by darkhelmet10	26-Oct-02/11:32 PM
I'd try to learn to stand on your own two feet before you rely on someone else's.
Re: Child of my Buttocks by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.	26-Oct-02/11:27 PM
My poem "Apples are Oranges" is an experiment intended to test the length=high score hypothesis.
Re: Truths by Nicholas Jones	26-Oct-02/9:23 AM
Garbage
Re: AIDS Bonanza! by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.	25-Oct-02/11:02 PM
So wait - all you have to do to make the worst poem the best poem is make it a great deal longer??? Also - the phrase "fine rhymes" could become a very funny line somewhere (these fine wines/Jean Charles, you fool, don't you spill a precious drop/Jean Charles, you klutz that is the poisoned crouton/Jean Charles, you idiot, fetch the mop before His Highness awakens from his Royal nap)
Re: AIDS Bonanza! by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.	25-Oct-02/10:57 PM
Either you are brilliant or your school requires you to take a lot of courses you can goof off in. "(Just call it an AIDSketeer's hunch.)" was especially good.
Re: a comment on AIDS in a van by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.	25-Oct-02/10:38 PM
yeah, sure, you go on believing that..
Re: Cancer Haikus by poetandknowit	25-Oct-02/10:34 PM
No wait DA, dude, I think you meant to say "Diabetic Verse" or "Malarial Prose" or even "Lou Gherig's Limerics". I am giving you a 0 because to be completely fair most of the votes are out of pity/sympathy. I must admit the work's quite good though.
Re: Child of my Buttocks by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.	25-Oct-02/10:28 PM
I suspect that the Child of your Buttocks was really just a metaphor for this poem. I am giving you a ten because I would like to see someone have both the best and worst poem on poemranker.
Re: The Sea by Tarquin De La Bog	25-Oct-02/10:01 PM
Childish drivel of the worst sort! I cannot believe that someone would look to the sea for inspiration. The use of parentheses is terrible. Unquestionably the worst poem I have read on Poemranker. Furthermore sir, excuse me, but hurf urf sir you are blocking both BBC1 and BBC2!!
Re: The Elephant Olympics by Yardbird	25-Oct-02/9:19 PM
If elephants don't have knees how do they suck eachother off?? Oh wait never mind.
Re: a comment on Living Conditions by Christof	25-Oct-02/9:12 PM
You actually can 'bugger' someone's mouth. It takes some practice though - and you need a full running start.
Re: recent submissions by <~>	1-Aug-02/8:48 PM
I actually thought of a haiku in the shower this morning: Is that you Jethro? / B-B-B-B-B-B-BEARS!! / QUICK MA, HIDE THE FOOD!
Re: Morning Dreams by ObiWonKn	1-Aug-02/5:27 PM
Sometimes I just skip to the end.
Re: i wake up from a dream of my mouth by silvertongueddevil	1-Aug-02/5:25 PM
Try writing a POEM about it. Kidding. Good work.
Re: voluntary, premature expulsion of fetal tissue by skaskowski	1-Aug-02/5:23 PM
Good GOD, you sound like my ROOMMATE after I spilled BONGWATER and RED BULL on the CARPET.
Re: Basic comedy by Garrett S Sexton	1-Aug-02/5:20 PM
You have made me the laughing stock of the entire quadrant.
Re: Walls by razorgrin	31-Jul-02/7:22 PM
-=Dark_Angel=- is a middle aged british pear shaped sysadmin with lots of opinions about enoch powell and tony blair. He has been operating computers since 1974 when he wrote his first BASIC PROGRAM, which was as follows: 10 PRINT "POO POO"/20 GOTO 10/(Standard GNU Boilerplate)
Re: IT'S ONLY A JOB by horus8	30-Jul-02/9:07 PM
Don't go OVERBOARD. Actually, try to CALM THE FUCK DOWN. It would be a TERRIBLE PITY if you accidentally got the carpeted all BONGWATERED again, you tremendous PILLOCK. Vicious attacks aside, I've come to like this poem.
Re: my cat by itchiwitch	30-Jul-02/9:03 PM
I hate my cats, they are total bastards.