on Felice Et Eroticum Est. by Ulterius
31 Aug 2006, 7:52 AM
Ah yes, how those WW1 poets loved it up the ass. 10/10 again.
on A Thinker's Ode To Love. by Ulterius
31 Aug 2006, 7:52 AM
Not up to your usual sublime standard but still worth a 10. £500/hour is more than I charge myself.
on Pleasure. (Leisure Spoof) by Ulterius
31 Aug 2006, 7:50 AM
A wonderful satire on one of the worst poems ever written about farm animals. I forget who wrote it but I remember vomiting on the shoulder of the girl in front of me in class when I read it. She was a stary little cow anyway.
on Muff by Stephen Robins
29 Aug 2006, 10:59 AM
Very high class indeed. Who's Michael Stipe?
on On the subject of being poor by Stephen Robins
29 Aug 2006, 10:58 AM
This is a very nice poem. How true, how true. Why Colleen? I thought Sharon was more traditional.
replying on The Lady by -=??lilaznjen??=-
29 Aug 2006, 7:44 AM
When I said "genius", I made a typo. I meant "shit".
on Ack Bassward, or something like that by thepinkbunnyofdoom
29 Aug 2006, 7:43 AM
Spoiled by the last line.
on MENSA's For Fags Like Me by <{Baba^Yaga}>
29 Aug 2006, 7:42 AM
This is total shit. I just read 2 of your bits and they were OK but now you've descended to this shit I expect of people lile Horus8.
on Army Dock (Bangcock in July) (Free Curse) by Rug by <{Baba^Yaga}>
29 Aug 2006, 7:41 AM
Had youn thought of drying out? 7/10 for freakery.
on Today I blew yet another Jew. by <{Baba^Yaga}>
29 Aug 2006, 7:40 AM
This is a work of fucking genius. You are nearly as fine a writer as I am. 9/10 because I am feeling happy having just had a good wank.
on typography by calliope
29 Aug 2006, 7:37 AM
illiterate
on miss drunk muffet by calliope
29 Aug 2006, 7:36 AM
hilariously bad.
on just a thought by calliope
29 Aug 2006, 7:35 AM
Total crap.
on fastbreaker by calliope
29 Aug 2006, 7:35 AM
Pathetic.
on fish eye pie by calliope
29 Aug 2006, 7:34 AM
Had you thought of seeing a doctor? Especially one who believes in involuntary euthanasia?
on Drink and Swirl by MacFrantic
28 Aug 2006, 1:18 AM
Odd but oddly beguiling. What's a picket fence?
replying on All Hail! All Hail! America The Golden! by Edna Sweetlove
28 Aug 2006, 1:16 AM
Yes I found that quite illuminating. The only origin I knew of what "gardez l'eau"; the others sound equally possible. PS the lavatory is the shit-house in English.