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Buttocks. (Ode) by Ulterius
Right buttock Tight buttock Never smeared with shite buttock Left buttock Cleft buttock Cleanliness bereft buttock White buttocks Black buttocks Wrinkled like a sack buttocks Cold buttocks Hot buttocks Flabby, saggy old buttocks Nipped buttocks Tucked buttocks Often finger-fucked buttocks Thin buttocks Fat buttocks See-it-where-you-shat buttocks Nice buttocks Naughty buttocks Pimply and warty buttocks Lady buttocks Male buttocks Take it up the tail buttocks Comfy buttocks Bony buttocks Doggy, cat and pony buttocks Big buttocks Small buttocks I'm in love with all buttocks.

Up the ladder: Heart Attack
Down the ladder: Hewed

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Arithmetic Mean: 6.7272725
Weighted score: 6.6962056
Overall Rank: 523
Posted: August 31, 2006 7:38 AM PDT; Last modified: August 31, 2006 7:38 AM PDT
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[10] Edna Sweetlove @ 85.210.208.75 | 31-Aug-06/7:48 AM | Reply
A work of fucking total genius! I love buttocks too and feel a strange affinity with you. This is a wonderful poem and a tribute to anal beauty.
[10] deleted user @ 87.74.45.126 | 31-Aug-06/9:30 AM | Reply
I love it up the ass.
[7] DamienDen @ 168.103.213.204 | 31-Aug-06/1:40 PM | Reply
It was a very interesting poem, although a bit crude at some points but I think that works as what are we describing here but a buttocks!
[n/a] Ulterius @ 82.46.97.41 > DamienDen | 31-Aug-06/2:51 PM | Reply
What on earth makes you think of buttocks as crude?
I've never been so insulted.
[7] DamienDen @ 168.103.213.204 > Ulterius | 31-Aug-06/9:09 PM | Reply
Lol, one man's/woman's trash is another man's treasure. Simply just opinion Ulterius, I respect yours, to me the poem was crude, and I usually think of a buttocks as crude. Nothing wrong with it just the way I see it, everyone has a different view on life in general. It's a long road if a simple stone can throw you off. Keep writing.;)
[9] Ranger @ 86.131.53.233 > DamienDen | 4-Sep-06/12:20 AM | Reply
I think maybe you've mistaken 'crude' for 'unsubtle'. The poem certainly isn't subtle, but then, good poetry doesn't have to be. On the other hand, the actual way in which this is written is rhythmically very refined indeed. I mean, come on - 'cleanliness bereft buttock' is utter genius :-)
[7] DamienDen @ 168.103.213.204 > Ranger | 4-Sep-06/10:03 AM | Reply
In your eyes I have mistaken it, and quite possibly many others, but in mine I have not. It really doesn't matter, we are both right. The poem to me is crude regardless, it may be genius to others and thats fine I'm just not a huge fan of it, amusing yes, but crude to me, now whether thats the correct usage of the word in this instance I dunno, its shouldn't really be a big deal. LoL :)
[9] Ranger @ 86.142.241.178 > DamienDen | 4-Sep-06/11:48 PM | Reply
In the world of literary criticism, correct usage of a word is of absolute importance. In the world of poemranker, I guess it's slightly less so ;-)
[9] Ranger @ 86.131.57.222 | 31-Aug-06/10:06 PM | Reply
Hahaha, you've somehow managed to take a subject which I didn't think was amusing any more, plus a form which I didn't think could be effective any more and give me a hearty 6am chuckle ;-) I stumbled slightly with 'Pimply', it seemed slightly disruptive to the flow (no pun intended) but that could just have been my inexpert reading of it. Next poem of this type to be entitled '-bow'ls-'.
[10] Sing4Jesus! @ 85.210.192.216 | 3-Sep-06/5:11 PM | Reply
I love to look upon the cross
Where Jesus hangs (he is the BOSS)
And I can see his naked bum.
(God take us all 2 Kingcom Come).
[n/a] A_Dark_Calm @ 71.75.188.163 > Sing4Jesus! | 4-Sep-06/12:25 AM | Reply
Looks like your little poem prematurely ejaculated.
[10] Engelbert Humpalot @ 194.154.22.38 | 4-Sep-06/10:08 AM | Reply
This is such a nice poem. May I enquire if the author is the possessor of a tasty posterior?
[n/a] Ulterius @ 82.46.97.41 > Engelbert Humpalot | 9-Sep-06/2:23 AM | Reply
I'd like to think so, but I don't look that often.
[10] Edna Sweetlove @ 85.210.234.217 > Ulterius | 9-Sep-06/2:28 AM | Reply
I'd like to.
[n/a] Ulterius @ 82.46.97.41 > Edna Sweetlove | 9-Sep-06/3:04 AM | Reply
I'd offer my buttocks freely to you if they weren't so firmly attached to someone else.
[10] conny lingers @ 127.0.0.1 | 2-Feb-21/9:32 AM | Reply
I love buttocks.
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