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Buttocks. (Ode) by Ulterius Right buttock
Tight buttock
Never smeared with shite buttock
Left buttock
Cleft buttock
Cleanliness bereft buttock
White buttocks
Black buttocks
Wrinkled like a sack buttocks
Cold buttocks
Hot buttocks
Flabby, saggy old buttocks
Nipped buttocks
Tucked buttocks
Often finger-fucked buttocks
Thin buttocks
Fat buttocks
See-it-where-you-shat buttocks
Nice buttocks
Naughty buttocks
Pimply and warty buttocks
Lady buttocks
Male buttocks
Take it up the tail buttocks
Comfy buttocks
Bony buttocks
Doggy, cat and pony buttocks
Big buttocks
Small buttocks
I'm in love with all buttocks.
Up the ladder:
Heart Attack
Down the ladder:
Hewed
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Posted: August 31, 2006 7:38 AM PDT; Last modified: August 31, 2006 7:38 AM PDTWeighted score: 6.6962056 Overall Rank: 523 The following users have marked this poem on their favorites list:
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Edna Sweetlove @ 85.210.208.75
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31-Aug-06/7:48 AM
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A work of fucking total genius! I love buttocks too and feel a strange affinity with you. This is a wonderful poem and a tribute to anal beauty.
I love it up the ass.
It was a very interesting poem, although a bit crude at some points but I think that works as what are we describing here but a buttocks!
What on earth makes you think of buttocks as crude?
I've never been so insulted.
Lol, one man's/woman's trash is another man's treasure. Simply just opinion Ulterius, I respect yours, to me the poem was crude, and I usually think of a buttocks as crude. Nothing wrong with it just the way I see it, everyone has a different view on life in general. It's a long road if a simple stone can throw you off. Keep writing.;)
I think maybe you've mistaken 'crude' for 'unsubtle'. The poem certainly isn't subtle, but then, good poetry doesn't have to be. On the other hand, the actual way in which this is written is rhythmically very refined indeed. I mean, come on - 'cleanliness bereft buttock' is utter genius :-)
In your eyes I have mistaken it, and quite possibly many others, but in mine I have not. It really doesn't matter, we are both right. The poem to me is crude regardless, it may be genius to others and thats fine I'm just not a huge fan of it, amusing yes, but crude to me, now whether thats the correct usage of the word in this instance I dunno, its shouldn't really be a big deal. LoL :)
In the world of literary criticism, correct usage of a word is of absolute importance. In the world of poemranker, I guess it's slightly less so ;-)
Hahaha, you've somehow managed to take a subject which I didn't think was amusing any more, plus a form which I didn't think could be effective any more and give me a hearty 6am chuckle ;-) I stumbled slightly with 'Pimply', it seemed slightly disruptive to the flow (no pun intended) but that could just have been my inexpert reading of it. Next poem of this type to be entitled '-bow'ls-'.
I love to look upon the cross
Where Jesus hangs (he is the BOSS) And I can see his naked bum. (God take us all 2 Kingcom Come).
Looks like your little poem prematurely ejaculated.
This is such a nice poem. May I enquire if the author is the possessor of a tasty posterior?
I'd like to think so, but I don't look that often.
I'd like to.
I'd offer my buttocks freely to you if they weren't so firmly attached to someone else.
I love buttocks.
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