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MENSA's For Fags Like Me (Free verse) by <{Baba^Yaga}>
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I once was so very smart
So very smart I cut a fart
I spliced it up, and wired
It too, and that day God
Made The Baby Jesu
Build me a Hot Rod.
Jesus built my hot rod
It does a hundred and ten
Million different things
Evey time I hit a bend
Back fires like the son of God
Jesus Christ, he built my hot rod
I'm not dead, I wrote Zombie Love
Opened up for the Cramps
When Jesus spilt my lava lamp
I'm no River Cuomo
Though Harvard let
Me disco in the field
In Madagascar
Dipped in Crisco
Jesus and I fried
On shrooms from afar
Then blew up Nabisco
And hit the Gay Bar
Jesus built my Hot Rod!
Jesus built my Hot Rod!
Jesus built my Hot Rod!
Yeah!
I wear flames
Spit fire
Queer as Uranus
I love McGyver
Quantum leap
& Star Trek
Jesus  built my
Hotrod while
I snorted parts
With Beck.
Yeah!
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Arithmetic Mean: 4.0
Weighted score: 4.7310586
Overall Rank: 11841
Posted: December 24, 2004 5:16 PM PST; Last modified: December 24, 2004 5:16 PM PST
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So what is this?
Just lame.