on My Boyfriend's Afro Pick by horus8
17 Sep 2006, 6:22 PM
Illiterate faeces.
on The ABC's Of Adultery by horus8
17 Sep 2006, 6:21 PM
Long winded, semi-illiterate mouse-dung.
on The High Hunt by horus8
17 Sep 2006, 6:20 PM
trash.
on Horus8 & The Werewolves Live... by horus8
17 Sep 2006, 6:19 PM
Total stupid girlish shite. You must be a mongo.
on A prayer for my mum by Mr Pig (again)
17 Sep 2006, 6:18 PM
My mum's cunt tasted of oysters.
on Upon meeting Mrs Gunn at the Butchers by Mr Pig
14 Sep 2006, 10:30 AM
I disagree. About as funny as rheumatism.
on Dear Maggie by Stephen Robins
14 Sep 2006, 10:29 AM
Which part of Mr Blessed? His arsehole? Or his face?
on a limerick from kent by nentwined
14 Sep 2006, 10:28 AM
This is not a Limerick. And you are illiterate.
on Flea poem by Sing4Jesus!
14 Sep 2006, 10:27 AM
Charming.
replying on When I look inside my heart by Engelbert Humpalot
14 Sep 2006, 10:25 AM
An excellently caring poem, certainly. And by the way, dong is perfectly OK; and the correct spelling of schlong is schlong.
on Dinner With The Navy by colbaby
12 Sep 2006, 1:30 PM
It's not often that I am reduced to tears of emotion when I read something here, and this is certainly not one of those occasions.
You have, with a brilliant turn of phrase, managed to combine illiteracy, stupidity, prejudice and ignorance into something approaching an art form. When I say art form, I am being euphemistic, not that you would know what a euphemism was even if it came and bit a hunk out of your ugly, obese leg.
How can I find words to describe your poem? Maybe if I go to the nearest public toilet I will find inspiration in the pan. If I can tolerate the pong, that is.
It is poems like this that make me appreciate the value of blindness.
PS. I fancy that Liza Minelli, don't you? Apart from her big Jewish nose that is."
You have, with a brilliant turn of phrase, managed to combine illiteracy, stupidity, prejudice and ignorance into something approaching an art form. When I say art form, I am being euphemistic, not that you would know what a euphemism was even if it came and bit a hunk out of your ugly, obese leg.
How can I find words to describe your poem? Maybe if I go to the nearest public toilet I will find inspiration in the pan. If I can tolerate the pong, that is.
It is poems like this that make me appreciate the value of blindness.
PS. I fancy that Liza Minelli, don't you? Apart from her big Jewish nose that is."
on Toe Jam Poem by EDNA by Edna Sweetlove
9 Sep 2006, 4:30 PM
This is total crap. I must be out of it. 0/10. Come on folks, help make it the worst poem here - I know there's a lot of competition but try and help me!
replying on A Fucking Kinky Homecoming by Edna Sweetlove
9 Sep 2006, 2:30 AM
But you gave it 10. I like 10. Inches. On the slack.
replying on Let's praise great Britannia's golden days of now and then by Edna Sweetlove
9 Sep 2006, 2:25 AM
Well, it was a way to end it I suppose. I was mainly thinking of Wolverhampton.
on A Fucking Kinky Homecoming by Edna Sweetlove
6 Sep 2006, 7:19 PM
THIS IS MY FUCKING BEST POEM. EVER. ANYONE WHO THINKS OTHERWISE IS AN ANUS. I ONLY WANT 10/10 - ALL OTHERS GO SUCK.
on Small Teeth in a Glass Bowl by Fear of Garbage
6 Sep 2006, 7:14 PM
I love a dental stump up my bumhole
on megiddo by ThePariahDog
2 Sep 2006, 4:24 PM
obscure
and
boring
and
boring
on My sad life by Bobjim the II
2 Sep 2006, 4:23 PM
About as amusing as a boil.
on Shit happens by Bobjim the II
2 Sep 2006, 4:22 PM
You said it.