| Re: My Boyfriend's Afro Pick by horus8 |
17-Sep-06/6:22 PM |
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| Re: The ABC's Of Adultery by horus8 |
17-Sep-06/6:21 PM |
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Long winded, semi-illiterate mouse-dung.
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| Re: The High Hunt by horus8 |
17-Sep-06/6:20 PM |
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| Re: Horus8 & The Werewolves Live... by horus8 |
17-Sep-06/6:19 PM |
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Total stupid girlish shite. You must be a mongo.
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| Re: A prayer for my mum by Mr Pig (again) |
17-Sep-06/6:18 PM |
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My mum's cunt tasted of oysters.
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| Re: Upon meeting Mrs Gunn at the Butchers by Mr Pig |
14-Sep-06/10:30 AM |
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I disagree. About as funny as rheumatism.
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| Re: Dear Maggie by Stephen Robins |
14-Sep-06/10:29 AM |
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Which part of Mr Blessed? His arsehole? Or his face?
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| Re: a limerick from kent by nentwined |
14-Sep-06/10:28 AM |
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This is not a Limerick. And you are illiterate.
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| Re: Flea poem by Sing4Jesus! |
14-Sep-06/10:27 AM |
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| Re: a comment on When I look inside my heart by Engelbert Humpalot |
14-Sep-06/10:25 AM |
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An excellently caring poem, certainly. And by the way, dong is perfectly OK; and the correct spelling of schlong is schlong.
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| Re: Dinner With The Navy by colbaby |
12-Sep-06/1:30 PM |
It's not often that I am reduced to tears of emotion when I read something here, and this is certainly not one of those occasions.
You have, with a brilliant turn of phrase, managed to combine illiteracy, stupidity, prejudice and ignorance into something approaching an art form. When I say art form, I am being euphemistic, not that you would know what a euphemism was even if it came and bit a hunk out of your ugly, obese leg.
How can I find words to describe your poem? Maybe if I go to the nearest public toilet I will find inspiration in the pan. If I can tolerate the pong, that is.
It is poems like this that make me appreciate the value of blindness.
PS. I fancy that Liza Minelli, don't you? Apart from her big Jewish nose that is."
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| Re: Toe Jam Poem by EDNA by Edna Sweetlove |
9-Sep-06/4:30 PM |
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This is total crap. I must be out of it. 0/10. Come on folks, help make it the worst poem here - I know there's a lot of competition but try and help me!
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| Re: a comment on A Fucking Kinky Homecoming by Edna Sweetlove |
9-Sep-06/2:30 AM |
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But you gave it 10. I like 10. Inches. On the slack.
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| Re: a comment on Buttocks. by Ulterius |
9-Sep-06/2:28 AM |
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| Re: a comment on Let's praise great Britannia's golden days of now and then by Edna Sweetlove |
9-Sep-06/2:25 AM |
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Well, it was a way to end it I suppose. I was mainly thinking of Wolverhampton.
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| Re: A Fucking Kinky Homecoming by Edna Sweetlove |
6-Sep-06/7:19 PM |
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THIS IS MY FUCKING BEST POEM. EVER. ANYONE WHO THINKS OTHERWISE IS AN ANUS. I ONLY WANT 10/10 - ALL OTHERS GO SUCK.
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| Re: Small Teeth in a Glass Bowl by Fear of Garbage |
6-Sep-06/7:14 PM |
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I love a dental stump up my bumhole
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| Re: megiddo by ThePariahDog |
2-Sep-06/4:24 PM |
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| Re: My sad life by Bobjim the II |
2-Sep-06/4:23 PM |
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About as amusing as a boil.
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| Re: Shit happens by Bobjim the II |
2-Sep-06/4:22 PM |
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