poemranker ::Toe Jam Poem by EDNA by Edna Sweetlove

DetailsThe poem, its numbers, and the conversation.

Lyric № 145826

Toe Jam Poem by EDNA

by Edna Sweetlove

Member since 2006 · Posted 9 Sep 2006 · 7 comments

If you look between your toes You'll get more goodies than from your nose For the biggies you have to wait For a very extra special date; Don't wash your feet for a few days And then check: you'll be amazed To find what is lurking there: Twixt-toe treats beyond compare For your gustatory delectation And culinary contemplation. Such joy for tongue and tummy Yummy! Yummy! Yummy! Shove those toe-jelly bits in your ugly gob - Nearly as good as a fucking first-rate blow-job.

Rate it

0 is the worst, 10 the best. Pick a number, add a comment if you like, then send it. Keys: 0–9 pick, Enter sends.

mean 2.48 weighted 2.49 rank 13617 views 963 View voting details →

27 votes so far. Yours would make 28.27 votes so far

7 comments

[n/a] Edna Sweetlove 9-Sep-06/4:30 PM Reply
This is total crap. I must be out of it. 0/10. Come on folks, help make it the worst poem here - I know there's a lot of competition but try and help me!
[n/a] Ulterius 10-Sep-06/6:37 AM Reply
In order to fulfil your wish, Edna, I am happy to oblige. What a piece of trash. :)
[0] Engelbert Humpalot 13-Sep-06/6:04 PM Reply
Appalling.
[0] Sing4Jesus! 13-Oct-06/3:51 PM Reply
God will make you suffer for this
[0] Hostileintent 14-Oct-06/5:05 AM Reply
total crap
[n/a] deleted user 5-Nov-06/12:56 PM Reply
ummm, did you see my poem, more suck than blow?? ummm, never mind...if i get a straw, i can do a juice extraction number, and save all the crusty bits for later.

now then sweety...do tell me bout budapest!

[0] deleted user 16-Jan-07/6:02 PM Reply
Fabby bad - you are good even when bad