If you look between your toes You'll get more goodies than from your nose For the biggies you have to wait For a very extra special date; Don't wash your feet for a few days And then check: you'll be amazed To find what is lurking there: Twixt-toe treats beyond compare For your gustatory delectation And culinary contemplation. Such joy for tongue and tummy Yummy! Yummy! Yummy! Shove those toe-jelly bits in your ugly gob - Nearly as good as a fucking first-rate blow-job.