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Two More Cunts Who Are One Cunt (Free verse) by mr cunt
Two more total cunts For your conisideration: Dr Peter Douglas Colin Skilton But the funny thing is this: They are the same silly cunt!

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Posted: March 4, 2007 6:32 PM PST; Last modified: March 4, 2007 6:32 PM PST
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[n/a] mr cunt @ | 5-Mar-07/3:11 AM | Reply
Is Dovina a cunt too? I'll go and read her poetry,
[n/a] mr cunt @ | 11-Mar-07/10:55 AM | Reply
And the funniest thing of all is that these cunts have now had a hissifit and buggered off! Weeds. No bollocks.
[0] Dr Fartspittle @ | 11-Mar-07/6:18 PM | Reply
Yes they stunk. They have gone now but can be found on Poetryshared and Allpoetry for those who wish to go and laugh. There the name is combined to "Colin Douglas" but it's the sam old crap.
[0] cheese.doodles @ | 15-Mar-07/10:10 AM | Reply
This is so stupid.
[n/a] deleted user @ | 31-Jul-07/1:50 PM | Reply
Oh dear oh dear fuck face no balls eh? well well well, you crap filled fucking excuse for a shit filled fuckhead. Colin has been away, but now hes back. want to insult me more you moronic little fuck face?
well? you turd filled scumbag wanking shit face arsehole, with balls to say anything when you think one of the people you have named has left?
you fucking wanker, you are an over bred fucking shit with a braun fit for pissing in.
Got the message?
[n/a] deleted user @ | 31-Jul-07/2:01 PM | Reply
and asnother thing you miserable excuse for a wanking sin of a bitch. My second name is douglas, that means i am colin douglas skilton, got it?
If you look up as i did on the internet, Dr Peter Douglas, there are three people with the same name.
Two of them have photos as i have on poetryshared, look at all three photos and cunt for brains you will see that we are all different so fuckhead where do you get off saying i am two p[oeple? well i'm waiting you fucking wanker.
Don't you or any other of the miserable bastards that use this excuse for a poetry site ever bad mouth me again.
[0] Edna Sweetlove @ > deleted user | 13-Aug-07/9:05 AM | Reply
Now let me see. I refer to the IPS check on this website and I find that it states all the following IP numbers are linked...

AND furthermore, they are linked to the names of Colin Skilton and Dr Peter Douglas. And we know that "Colin Douglas" is also "Colin Skilton" as it says so above. So now that is all totally clear.

I personally think the outburst above is rather rude but then Mr Douglas is renowned for his rudeness. Maybe that is what he got his alleged "doctorate" for: D.R. = Doctor of Rudeness!

PS I think the poem is rather rude as well.
[n/a] deleted user @ > Edna Sweetlove | 13-Aug-07/12:33 PM | Reply
Well well well they say you are only a few feet away from a rat and here is the biggest rattus horriblus of the lot edna fuckwit sweetlove.
what a nasty little shyte you are! oh yes i am rude and glad of it with tghe scum that i deal with its a bonus.
I don't give a fuck wat you think so take your piece of garbage and stick it where the sun don't shine you miserable excuse for wank bread.
[0] colin douglas's arse @ > deleted user | 14-Aug-07/8:08 AM | Reply
I get reely pised off with Skilton pretending to be me and sayin rude things & giving me a bad naim. At least im not as rude as he is. This is the real Colin Douglas talking out his arse as usual. Mr C has got it right though.
Your all invighted 2 cum and read my new pome all about ME.
[0] Dr Toilet @ | 15-Aug-07/9:54 AM | Reply
Wittier than a pearl necklace.
[0] Engelbert Humpalot @ | 23-Aug-07/5:03 PM | Reply
I have trouble with this Skilton creep. He's a mental defective mongo and a train spotter so we shouldn't be too unkind to him. On 2nd thoughts, let's laugh.
[3] ARTIE @ | 31-Mar-11/8:46 PM | Reply
Stunt.... Stunk.... Stunts
Wholly fun-k "Fat-Man"
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