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Suck it up for God

Member since 2006 · Posted 13 Nov 2006 · 4 comments

For however insomuch as we are all Ungratefully and sinfully gathered together in Thy fucking name Cuntwise of the dead jewgod Know ye that a lump of fecal matter Can be squeezed out of Thy glorious anal hole Which is in the heart of the living god, A veritable rectangular thing, believe me baby, I know of what I speak and, by the way, my transvestite sister, Cynthia Buttlover, that naughty piece of horseflesh, Loves to suck big black knobs.

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4 comments

[5] Stephen Robins 14-Nov-06/9:08 AM Reply
A heavily laden negro-nappy.
[0] Edna Sweetlove 8-Mar-07/4:11 AM Reply
Goddam beautiful, 0/10
[4] dclark 4-Jun-07/9:54 AM Reply
anal hole? buttlover?
[0] conny lingers 2-Feb-21/8:50 AM Reply
Big knobs appeal to my wife.