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Suck it up for God (Free verse) by Engelbert Humpalot
For however insomuch as we are all Ungratefully and sinfully gathered together in Thy fucking name Cuntwise of the dead jewgod Know ye that a lump of fecal matter Can be squeezed out of Thy glorious anal hole Which is in the heart of the living god, A veritable rectangular thing, believe me baby, I know of what I speak and, by the way, my transvestite sister, Cynthia Buttlover, that naughty piece of horseflesh, Loves to suck big black knobs.


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Arithmetic Mean: 2.7142856
Weighted score: 2.755397
Overall Rank: 13574
Posted: November 13, 2006 9:52 AM PST; Last modified: November 13, 2006 9:52 AM PST
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[5] Stephen Robins @ 213.146.148.199 | 14-Nov-06/9:08 AM | Reply
A heavily laden negro-nappy.
[0] Edna Sweetlove @ 85.210.237.174 | 8-Mar-07/4:11 AM | Reply
Goddam beautiful, 0/10
[4] dclark @ 67.140.207.128 | 4-Jun-07/9:54 AM | Reply
anal hole? buttlover?
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