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turd cutter

Member since 2003 · Posted 13 Apr 2003 · 7 comments

I once took a girl home that I found in a ditch and everything went off with out a hitch but in the morning when I seen her on her chest I dropped a Cleveland Steamer and yelled "Its time for breakfast, bitch"

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[7] d35 14-Apr-03/9:41 AM Reply

lol funny

[n/a] razorgrin 15-Apr-03/1:04 PM Reply

That scans really really badly. And it sucks. I dig your name though.

[0] sca 9-Jun-07/1:52 AM Reply

you know, the content isn't why I'm giving this a 0, because I actually find feminism provoking bits and pieces amusing. I'm giving this a 0 because you could've done something better. the meter's out and the rhyme happens once. put some time into it.

[0] Edna Sweetlove 23-Jun-07/4:22 PM Reply

A eork of genius. A steamer indeed. I shall have to give this 0/10 because it deserves to be read more.

[0] Edna Sweetlove 3-Jul-07/8:49 AM Reply

I just re-read this. I don't know why.

[0] conny lingers 2-Feb-21/9:08 AM Reply

Excellently bad.

[0] conny lingers 23-Jan-23/10:01 AM Reply

I love Cleveland steamers