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turd cutter (Limerick) by Count Flatula
I once took a girl home that I found in a ditch and everything went off with out a hitch but in the morning when I seen her on her chest I dropped a Cleveland Steamer and yelled "Its time for breakfast, bitch"

Down the ladder: Ode to necrophilia

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Arithmetic Mean: 2.9444444
Weighted score: 3.041931
Overall Rank: 13567
Posted: April 13, 2003 8:13 PM PDT; Last modified: April 13, 2003 8:13 PM PDT
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[7] d35 @ 130.111.0.42 | 14-Apr-03/9:41 AM | Reply
lol funny
[n/a] razorgrin @ 192.197.142.136 | 15-Apr-03/1:04 PM | Reply
That scans really really badly. And it sucks. I dig your name though.
[0] sca @ 124.191.64.6 | 9-Jun-07/1:52 AM | Reply
you know, the content isn't why I'm giving this a 0, because I actually find feminism provoking bits and pieces amusing. I'm giving this a 0 because you could've done something better. the meter's out and the rhyme happens once. put some time into it.
[0] Edna Sweetlove @ 85.210.207.35 | 23-Jun-07/4:22 PM | Reply
A eork of genius. A steamer indeed. I shall have to give this 0/10 because it deserves to be read more.
[0] Edna Sweetlove @ 85.210.192.121 | 3-Jul-07/8:49 AM | Reply
I just re-read this. I don't know why.
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