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turd cutter (Limerick) by Count Flatula I once took a girl home that I found in a ditch
and everything went off with out a hitch
but in the morning when I seen her
on her chest I dropped a Cleveland Steamer
and yelled "Its time for breakfast, bitch"
Up the ladder:
Suck it up for God
Down the ladder:
Shuushin the multi-personality total cunt
Votes: (green: user, blue: anonymous)
Arithmetic Mean: 2.3043478
Posted: April 13, 2003 8:13 PM PDT; Last modified: April 13, 2003 8:13 PM PDTWeighted score: 2.3528323 Overall Rank: 13639 Comments:
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d35 @ 130.111.0.42
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14-Apr-03/9:41 AM
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lol funny
That scans really really badly. And it sucks. I dig your name though.
you know, the content isn't why I'm giving this a 0, because I actually find feminism provoking bits and pieces amusing. I'm giving this a 0 because you could've done something better. the meter's out and the rhyme happens once. put some time into it.
A eork of genius. A steamer indeed. I shall have to give this 0/10 because it deserves to be read more.
I just re-read this. I don't know why.
Excellently bad.
I love Cleveland steamers
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