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Suck it up for God (Free verse) by Engelbert Humpalot
For however insomuch as we are all Ungratefully and sinfully gathered together in Thy fucking name Cuntwise of the dead jewgod Know ye that a lump of fecal matter Can be squeezed out of Thy glorious anal hole Which is in the heart of the living god, A veritable rectangular thing, believe me baby, I know of what I speak and, by the way, my transvestite sister, Cynthia Buttlover, that naughty piece of horseflesh, Loves to suck big black knobs.

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