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Limerick № 145904

a limerick from kent

Member since 2001 · Posted 11 Sep 2006 · 7 comments

There once was a limerick from kent and had it changed from tisane that all out of shape as she hated the name the very day she came into her own

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[n/a] Ranger 12-Sep-06/12:10 AM Reply
Uh-oh...
[0] Edna Sweetlove 14-Sep-06/10:28 AM Reply
This is not a Limerick. And you are illiterate.
[n/a] Ranger › Edna Sweetlove 20-Sep-06/10:26 AM Reply
This is not a limerick? On what grounds do you base that? The fact that it doesn't rhyme? Well in that case, how do you account for this well-known accepted non-rhyming limerick:

There was an old man of St. Bees
Who was horribly stung by a wasp
When they said: 'Does it hurt?'
He replied: 'No it doesn't -
It's a good job it wasn't a hornet'

So, despite fulfilling the rhythmic requirement of a limerick, and containing the requisite Lear-esque nonsensical subject, it is not, in fact, a limerick?
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[0] Holy Tits 13-Mar-07/11:04 AM Reply
Funnier than AIDS
[8] richa 13-Mar-07/12:23 PM Reply
Interesting subversion. The grammar looks a bit convoluted. Don't get l4.
[n/a] nentwined › richa 13-Mar-07/12:26 PM Reply
I honestly don't have a clue what I was doing here. I barely have a glimmer of memory of writing it. I'm sure there was a gimmick?
[n/a] Dovina › nentwined 13-Mar-07/12:32 PM Reply
Yep, it's a limerick from Kent.