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a limerick from kent (Limerick) by nentwined
There once was a limerick from kent and had it changed from tisane that all out of shape as she hated the name the very day she came into her own

Up the ladder: facku
Down the ladder: A Place

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Arithmetic Mean: 4.25
Weighted score: 4.798294
Overall Rank: 11201
Posted: September 11, 2006 6:36 PM PDT; Last modified: September 11, 2006 6:36 PM PDT
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[n/a] Ranger @ 81.151.9.127 | 12-Sep-06/12:10 AM | Reply
Uh-oh...
[0] Edna Sweetlove @ 85.210.237.83 | 14-Sep-06/10:28 AM | Reply
This is not a Limerick. And you are illiterate.
[n/a] Ranger @ 81.158.79.172 > Edna Sweetlove | 20-Sep-06/10:26 AM | Reply
This is not a limerick? On what grounds do you base that? The fact that it doesn't rhyme? Well in that case, how do you account for this well-known accepted non-rhyming limerick:

There was an old man of St. Bees
Who was horribly stung by a wasp
When they said: 'Does it hurt?'
He replied: 'No it doesn't -
It's a good job it wasn't a hornet'

So, despite fulfilling the rhythmic requirement of a limerick, and containing the requisite Lear-esque nonsensical subject, it is not, in fact, a limerick?
OH MY GOD! YOU ARE A MORE ENLIGHTENED POET THAN W.S. GILBERT!!!! I TAKE OFF MY SHOES IN YOUR HONOUR!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
[0] Holy Tits @ 195.194.75.209 | 13-Mar-07/11:04 AM | Reply
Funnier than AIDS
[8] richa @ 81.179.219.225 | 13-Mar-07/12:23 PM | Reply
Interesting subversion. The grammar looks a bit convoluted. Don't get l4.
[n/a] nentwined @ 76.167.62.172 > richa | 13-Mar-07/12:26 PM | Reply
I honestly don't have a clue what I was doing here. I barely have a glimmer of memory of writing it. I'm sure there was a gimmick?
[n/a] Dovina @ 75.82.86.162 > nentwined | 13-Mar-07/12:32 PM | Reply
Yep, it's a limerick from Kent.
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