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When I look inside my heart (Free verse) by Engelbert Humpalot When I look inside my heart
I see nothing.
When I look inside my soul
I see nothing.
When I look inside my pants
I see an enormous dong.
Anybody wanna suck?
If so, I'll give it a wash.
But I don't see why I should bother
As long as you like Gorganzola.
Up the ladder:
solace
Down the ladder:
Milk and gas
Votes: (green: user, blue: anonymous)
Arithmetic Mean: 5.5882354
Posted: September 4, 2006 10:00 AM PDT; Last modified: September 13, 2006 6:06 PM PDTWeighted score: 5.518116 Overall Rank: 2638 The following users have marked this poem on their favorites list: conny lingers, Engelbert Humpalot Comments:
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pete @ 195.92.168.166
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8-Sep-06/8:02 AM
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made me laugh i'm ashamed to admit ....
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Engelbert Humpalot @ 85.210.211.96
> pete
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13-Sep-06/6:07 PM
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How about the revised version? Surely that's a turn on?
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pete @ 195.92.168.168
> Engelbert Humpalot
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16-Sep-06/9:35 AM
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not at all
Sensational. Even better than the gerbil one. By the way, it's spelt shlong, not dong.
An excellently caring poem, certainly. And by the way, dong is perfectly OK; and the correct spelling of schlong is schlong.
yuk @ gorgonzola, am more of a mascarpone girl myself.
ieeeeeewwwwwwwww...... this transitions from concept poem to gross-out comedy. really it's two different pieces.
i think you should have stopped at "Anybody wanna suck?"
How obscenely nice.
Mr legless, one-armed, stuttering wife Conny would be happy to oblige.
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