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When I look inside my heart (Free verse) by Engelbert Humpalot
When I look inside my heart I see nothing. When I look inside my soul I see nothing. When I look inside my pants I see an enormous dong. Anybody wanna suck? If so, I'll give it a wash. But I don't see why I should bother As long as you like Gorganzola.

Up the ladder: solace
Down the ladder: Milk and gas

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Arithmetic Mean: 5.5882354
Weighted score: 5.518116
Overall Rank: 2636
Posted: September 4, 2006 10:00 AM PDT; Last modified: September 13, 2006 6:06 PM PDT
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conny lingers, Engelbert Humpalot

Comments:
[3] pete @ 195.92.168.166 | 8-Sep-06/8:02 AM | Reply
made me laugh i'm ashamed to admit ....
[n/a] Engelbert Humpalot @ 85.210.211.96 > pete | 13-Sep-06/6:07 PM | Reply
How about the revised version? Surely that's a turn on?
[3] pete @ 195.92.168.168 > Engelbert Humpalot | 16-Sep-06/9:35 AM | Reply
not at all
[4] colbaby @ 203.166.96.238 | 13-Sep-06/6:23 PM | Reply
Sensational. Even better than the gerbil one. By the way, it's spelt shlong, not dong.
[10] Edna Sweetlove @ 85.210.237.83 > colbaby | 14-Sep-06/10:25 AM | Reply
An excellently caring poem, certainly. And by the way, dong is perfectly OK; and the correct spelling of schlong is schlong.
[6] deleted user @ 84.65.26.28 | 14-Sep-06/11:09 AM | Reply
yuk @ gorgonzola, am more of a mascarpone girl myself.
[7] nypoet22 @ 65.9.114.211 | 17-Sep-06/4:23 AM | Reply
ieeeeeewwwwwwwww...... this transitions from concept poem to gross-out comedy. really it's two different pieces.

i think you should have stopped at "Anybody wanna suck?"
[8] Sing4Jesus! @ 85.210.255.126 | 1-Oct-06/6:41 PM | Reply
How obscenely nice.
[10] conny lingers @ 127.0.0.1 | 2-Feb-21/8:50 AM | Reply
Mr legless, one-armed, stuttering wife Conny would be happy to oblige.
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