on Amputee by INTRANSIT
20 Jun 2006, 4:04 PM
Wonderful.
on Christmas Memories by John Rambo
19 Jun 2006, 11:16 AM
Not vulgar enough for me.
on Vodka kisses & the final sigh. by SupremeDreamer
18 Jun 2006, 5:44 PM
illiterate horse dung.
on Niggers Don't Write Poetry by pain killer
18 Jun 2006, 5:45 PM
utter trash. I have shat a better poem.
on Mask by sk8boardandpoems
18 Jun 2006, 5:49 PM
dreary rubbish.
on Blessings by amanda_dcosta
21 Jun 2006, 2:53 AM
Worthy of William McGonagall.
on Im different so what? by xblackstarsx
18 Jun 2006, 5:48 PM
Is this bad intentionally or are you just a moron?
on Jesus, you I see by amanda_dcosta
21 Jun 2006, 2:56 AM
Very amusing little ditty. Unrealistic though.
on Ode to necrophilia by Bobjim
18 Jun 2006, 5:46 PM
Have I read this before? Probably. In someone else's obituary perhaps!
on Jesus Rises from the Grove by wilco
21 Jun 2006, 2:58 AM
I rather liked this and would have liked it more with a capital C for Cuban.
on the perils of internet dating by conny lingers
18 Jun 2006, 5:30 PM
Why not come and give 10/10 to MY poems for a sodding change?
on Bumming kiddies by Bobjim
18 Jun 2006, 5:36 PM
I love bumming! I used to bum so many people until my willy fell off.
on Kittens and Pocket Money by Shuushin
18 Jun 2006, 5:43 PM
Garbage. But semi-intelligent garbage. I shall be generous and score it 1/10.
on To Brittany by amanda_dcosta
21 Jun 2006, 2:55 AM
What has this got to do with Brittany - or indeed any other region of France?
on A naughty strumpet by John Rambo
19 Jun 2006, 11:16 AM
This is a lovely little poem and may God bless you for it. On the other hand she may well screw you with a 12 inch nail instead.
on Mastermind by wOrnella Mutiw
18 Jun 2006, 5:41 PM
This rather cleverly combines stupidity, illiteracy and total lack of humour. Since I am in a good humour and feeling generous, I shall rate it 1/10.
on 'Fucky Fucky 5 Dollar' by scitz
18 Jun 2006, 5:33 PM
This is really excellent. I remember a visit to Bangkok and I found out why the city is so called. I got shagged silly for fewer baht than in a fahrt.
on Conny and the Chocolate Factory by conny lingers
18 Jun 2006, 5:30 PM
I have only had full anal sex in a cinema twice. It meant I missed the funny death scene in "Love Story" but you can't see much when your head is stuck between the seats in front of you can you?
on Fall of the goblet darlings by Caducus
21 Jun 2006, 2:50 AM
Odd (as usual) but a fine selection of words. I prefer the English spelling of "foetal" to the somewhat anodyne US version ("fetal"). I shall give 7/10, marginally higher than your recent anonymous rating of one of my nastier pieces. Edna
on The Third Fall Of Jesus by amanda_dcosta
20 Jun 2006, 4:04 PM
This is one of the funniest poems I have ever read.
This verse had me in stitches....
"Next morning, I, the road did cross
Surprisingly I had a toss
A passing bike had brushed me past
Into confusion was I cast."
I am deeply tempted to plagiarise it, it is so dreadful.
It's hard to decide what score: 10/10 for garbage; 0/10 for poetry. Since i think you didn't really know how bad it was I'll go for the latter. If you assure me you meant it as a joke, I'll go for 10/10.
This verse had me in stitches....
"Next morning, I, the road did cross
Surprisingly I had a toss
A passing bike had brushed me past
Into confusion was I cast."
I am deeply tempted to plagiarise it, it is so dreadful.
It's hard to decide what score: 10/10 for garbage; 0/10 for poetry. Since i think you didn't really know how bad it was I'll go for the latter. If you assure me you meant it as a joke, I'll go for 10/10.