| Re: Conny and the Chocolate Factory by conny lingers |
18-Jun-06/5:30 PM |
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I have only had full anal sex in a cinema twice. It meant I missed the funny death scene in "Love Story" but you can't see much when your head is stuck between the seats in front of you can you?
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| Re: the perils of internet dating by conny lingers |
18-Jun-06/5:30 PM |
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Why not come and give 10/10 to MY poems for a sodding change?
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| Re: 'Fucky Fucky 5 Dollar' by scitz |
18-Jun-06/5:33 PM |
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This is really excellent. I remember a visit to Bangkok and I found out why the city is so called. I got shagged silly for fewer baht than in a fahrt.
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| Re: Bumming kiddies by Bobjim |
18-Jun-06/5:36 PM |
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I love bumming! I used to bum so many people until my willy fell off.
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| Re: Mastermind by wOrnella Mutiw |
18-Jun-06/5:41 PM |
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This rather cleverly combines stupidity, illiteracy and total lack of humour. Since I am in a good humour and feeling generous, I shall rate it 1/10.
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| Re: Kittens and Pocket Money by Shuushin |
18-Jun-06/5:43 PM |
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Garbage. But semi-intelligent garbage. I shall be generous and score it 1/10.
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| Re: Vodka kisses & the final sigh. by SupremeDreamer |
18-Jun-06/5:44 PM |
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| Re: Niggers Don't Write Poetry by pain killer |
18-Jun-06/5:45 PM |
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utter trash. I have shat a better poem.
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| Re: Ode to necrophilia by Bobjim |
18-Jun-06/5:46 PM |
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Have I read this before? Probably. In someone else's obituary perhaps!
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| Re: Im different so what? by xblackstarsx |
18-Jun-06/5:48 PM |
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Is this bad intentionally or are you just a moron?
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| Re: Mask by sk8boardandpoems |
18-Jun-06/5:49 PM |
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| Re: A naughty strumpet by John Rambo |
19-Jun-06/11:16 AM |
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This is a lovely little poem and may God bless you for it. On the other hand she may well screw you with a 12 inch nail instead.
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| Re: Christmas Memories by John Rambo |
19-Jun-06/11:16 AM |
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Not vulgar enough for me.
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| Re: The Third Fall Of Jesus by amanda_dcosta |
20-Jun-06/4:04 PM |
This is one of the funniest poems I have ever read.
This verse had me in stitches....
"Next morning, I, the road did cross
Surprisingly I had a toss
A passing bike had brushed me past
Into confusion was I cast."
I am deeply tempted to plagiarise it, it is so dreadful.
It's hard to decide what score: 10/10 for garbage; 0/10 for poetry. Since i think you didn't really know how bad it was I'll go for the latter. If you assure me you meant it as a joke, I'll go for 10/10.
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| Re: Amputee by INTRANSIT |
20-Jun-06/4:04 PM |
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| Re: Fall of the goblet darlings by Caducus |
21-Jun-06/2:50 AM |
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Odd (as usual) but a fine selection of words. I prefer the English spelling of "foetal" to the somewhat anodyne US version ("fetal"). I shall give 7/10, marginally higher than your recent anonymous rating of one of my nastier pieces. Edna
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| Re: Blessings by amanda_dcosta |
21-Jun-06/2:53 AM |
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Worthy of William McGonagall.
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| Re: To Brittany by amanda_dcosta |
21-Jun-06/2:55 AM |
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What has this got to do with Brittany - or indeed any other region of France?
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| Re: Jesus, you I see by amanda_dcosta |
21-Jun-06/2:56 AM |
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Very amusing little ditty. Unrealistic though.
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| Re: Jesus Rises from the Grove by wilco |
21-Jun-06/2:58 AM |
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I rather liked this and would have liked it more with a capital C for Cuban.
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