on An Interview With King David by amanda_dcosta
18 Jul 2006, 10:23 AM
Another hilarious gem! What drugs are you on? 10/10 for humour. Not.
on some deleted poem
21 Jun 2006, 3:44 AM
Poofy rubbish.
on some deleted poem
21 Jun 2006, 4:47 AM
Very amusing. 10/10. Keep on writing, darling.
on Nocturnal Emissions by EAger to Offend
21 Jun 2006, 3:42 AM
Pretty dreary this one.
on Charter Of Rights by EAger to Offend
21 Jun 2006, 3:42 AM
Obscure and unclear.
on I'm Back! by wEdible Underpantsw
21 Jun 2006, 3:46 AM
Downmarket trash. Well worthy of a poemwanker award.
on Revisiting Old Wounds by ObiWonKn
21 Jun 2006, 4:43 AM
Beat out that rhythm on a pew, man! Cool! Groovy!
on Distastefully Hairy Quendo by wââ¦â©â¤â¦â©â£
â â¤â¦â§â©â¡w 21 Jun 2006, 3:43 AM
â â¤â¦â§â©â¡w 21 Jun 2006, 3:43 AM
Funnier than my Auntie's death from syphilis.
on "My Love" by wickedemon4
21 Jun 2006, 4:44 AM
Truly terrible apart from the thong bit. Thongs for the memory!
on some deleted poem
23 Jun 2006, 4:18 PM
Illiterate trash as usual dear. Why not grow up and get over your unhealthy obsession with me.
on late night activities by sooz
21 Jun 2006, 4:46 AM
Pathetically unfunny. I have seen funnier things in my underpants.
on Ted and Fred by worldsofwar
21 Jun 2006, 4:48 AM
Appallingly rhymed and written. A deserving 0/10. Well done dear.
on Bloody Stools 'n' Butterflies by EAger to Offend
21 Jun 2006, 3:41 AM
Celestial signs in the shitter...... yes, indeed I've had a few of those. A charming little ode.
on some deleted poem
23 Jun 2006, 4:22 PM
Hopeless poorly written drivel. Your tragig belief that you can write is pitiful. Here is a poem I found elsewhere on the Internet about you....
A forty year old was out in the dark
Stalking young girls in the park;
When she found him, his Mum
Smacked him on the bum
And said "Why not grow up, dear Mark?"
A forty year old was out in the dark
Stalking young girls in the park;
When she found him, his Mum
Smacked him on the bum
And said "Why not grow up, dear Mark?"
on Dashboard Jesus by wilco
21 Jun 2006, 3:02 AM
A bit too location-specific for my taste. As a matter of interest why are so many Americans local town-specific, mentioning little towns no one else has heard of? Would you no be confused if I wrote a poem all about Tenterden or Woolwich Arsenal or Beckenham Junction? Surely it detracts from universality?
on some deleted poem
22 Jun 2006, 5:34 PM
Not as bad as all that. Not good though.
on All Hail! All Hail! America The Golden! by Edna Sweetlove
21 Jun 2006, 3:52 AM
For the less intelligent among you (and he knows who he is) this is satire.
on Ah! That Love Would'st Lead Me by EggbertShootsFire
21 Jun 2006, 4:41 AM
Charmingly archaic. Unfairl consigned to the wastes of worst poems. I shall rescue it from there!